How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?
 "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Red XIII: Given the rate of chucking that the woodchuck could chuck multiplied by the diameter of the wood, the elapsed time of chucking would be 23.1872398533333331 seconds per wood. Cloud: Yeah. Barret: Shu' up, foo'! This question be related to dat stage in Um Jamma Lamma! I hate that skanky-^\$& &#%*@! Daravon: woodchucks are chucks tat are wood. Cid: What the %*@# *#&\$^^;;&#^*^&*n_n*\$^%^_^%^@^&\$@#:P*#\$@^%&*@o_O(#%^@ does it matter?! Caires Sith: Huh huh huh... wood.... Sploit! Wedge: Hey there, lil' buddy! (the woodchuck bites his head off) Baby: You are the wood who BGHLGHLGHGHLGHLGHLGBHHG Rude: Whad'd ::hic:: yoo shhayy? That ::hic:: hampstersh talkin' to me agin....::hic:: Stupid internet person: tEh wOod loKs lIKe wHaT hapENs wEhN i GO 2 teH cG shRInEs eheheheheehehehh!!!!!!!!1111 Yuffie: This is, like, totally a trick question! GAWD! Random Anime Fan: He'd chuck more wood than you would, 231-san ^_^ Huggles! Shave: He ain't numba one *bmbmbmCH!* so he wouldn't get much done *bmbmbmCH!* Pokerman: A pyrochuck would-a burn as much-a wood as a pyrochuck could-a burn if a pyrochuck could-a burn-a wood. Oops, that's-a the wrong-a question. Seanbaby: Nothing helps you chuck wood faster than a HOSTESS FRUIT PIE! Ben McKee: HAAA FRITTER! Zucchinis are ripe! Vincent: ... Rudy: ... Crono: ... Another Random Anime Fan: Are you trying to confuse me, baka? *thwap* Ace Hall: he'd blody Chuck precisely eight hundred and Four peices of Wood. Ma-San: Biubiubiubiubiubiubiubiubiubiubiubiubiu!!! (I dunno.) Lammy: Ohhh, I d-don't know this! (the woodchuck turns into a guitar) Oh, that's right, the woodchuck's in my MIND! Leave it to Lammyyy! Mr. T: I dunno, foo', but he'd chuck it HELLUVA fast!