99768621: (7:00 PM) Hi wanna chat if yes: a/s/l Serpent231: (7:00 PM) boxers/democrat/yes, I am a loser VEG_13_00: (7:01 PM) What is your real a/s/l Serpent231: (7:01 PM) Why do you wanna know? You can just check my info. Serpent231: (7:02 PM) If you want to see a nice picture of me... http://serpent231.tripod.com/luke.jpg VEG_13_00: (7:02 PM) I like it when people tell me it is alot esier Serpent231: (7:03 PM) What, you mean you can't figure it out for yourself? How old do I sound? VEG_13_00: (7:04 PM) I can figure it out by myself By the way nice pic Serpent231: (7:06 PM) Thanks. I took it when I was still in the WWF. Guess, then. VEG_13_00: (7:06 PM) What do you mean when you say guess then Serpent231: (7:07 PM) Guess my age, sex, and social security number. Serpent231: (7:08 PM) I'll guess yours. Serpent231: (7:09 PM) 13/f/Canada VEG_13_00: (7:09 PM) You 14/m/usa social security unknown VEG_13_00: (7:09 PM) yep Serpent231: (7:16 PM) Close enough. Serpent231: (7:16 PM) I have an extremely large ego. VEG_13_00: (7:16 PM) it better be I can hardly see right now Serpent231: (7:17 PM) Canadians like that stuff? VEG_13_00: (7:17 PM) noway Serpent231: (7:18 PM) You're from Norway, then? VEG_13_00: (7:18 PM) no I meant to say No way Serpent231: (7:19 PM) Sorry, I can't talk to you any more. You weren't smart enough to pass the first test of Internet Intellect, so...I'm afraid I'll have to dump you. VEG_13_00: (7:20 PM) fine you jerk _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Serpent231: (12:52 PM) Hey, it's you again. VEG_13_00: (12:53 PM) yeah it is Serpent231: (12:54 PM) Yep. Whachu want from me? VEG_13_00: (12:54 PM) nuttin Serpent231: (12:55 PM) Then....why bother sending a message to me? VEG_13_00: (12:55 PM) Cuase I wanted to Serpent231: (12:56 PM) Oh! Well THAT makes sense, then! Serpent231: (12:56 PM) You had nothing to say, but you wanted to talk to me! Serpent231: (12:56 PM) Ingenius! VEG_13_00: (12:56 PM) Sure it does HAHAHAHAHA What do you have to say Serpent231: (12:57 PM) This is the same as calling somebody on the phone and acting like they called you. VEG_13_00: (12:57 PM) Why not VEG_13_00: (12:57 PM) yeah right Serpent231: (12:58 PM) Okay, let's see...I just got gang raped by a chat room last night....I've been walking the dog through woods infested with rabid squirrels, listening to trance CDs as the rabid squirrels tear her up...and I've gotten into making fun of idiots on AOL and ICQ. VEG_13_00: (12:58 PM) hahaha Serpent231: (12:59 PM) What's so funny? Are you making fun of me? Serpent231: (12:59 PM) You're just like Mr. Barnes! Serpent231: (1:00 PM) I hate you! VEG_13_00: (1:00 PM) ok whatever VEG_13_00: (1:01 PM) I hate you to you jerk Serpent231: (1:01 PM) *sniff* You really fxcked me, Kim. You really did a number on me. Serpent231: (1:01 PM) I never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me... VEG_13_00: (1:01 PM) Whi the heck is kim Serpent231: (1:01 PM) Whiiii! Serpent231: (1:02 PM) It's you! Who else would I be talking to? Sub-Zero, the man in my pants? VEG_13_00: (1:03 PM) Who sorry Serpent231: (1:03 PM) Who's sorry? You should be sorry! For cheating on me! VEG_13_00: (1:04 PM) For 1 my name is not kim and 2 i don't want to know about the man in your pants Serpent231: (1:04 PM) I see you talking to BobCFed08! Serpent231: (1:04 PM) Don't lie to me. Lie to BOB over there. VEG_13_00: (1:05 PM) well at least he has something interesting to say Serpent231: (1:05 PM) Don't make Sub-Zero mad, Kim, or else he'll rip out your spine through your back and hold it like a trophy while a disembodied voice says "EXCELLENT." Serpent231: (1:05 PM) How dare you... Serpent231: (1:05 PM) How DARE you! VEG_13_00: (1:06 PM) STOP CALLING ME KIM MY NAME IS VICKI Serpent231: (1:06 PM) VICKI! I did a French project with you a few weeks ago! Serpent231: (1:07 PM) Come on get out. "I'm scared!" I said GET OUT, BITCH! "Let go of my hair!" Serpent231: (1:07 PM) Ever talked to a telemarketer? VEG_13_00: (1:07 PM) I haven't done any French projects and I don't know you VEG_13_00: (1:08 PM) no Serpent231: (1:08 PM) But I just saw you in the front of the school! Ask Bob! Serpent231: (1:08 PM) Well, you're talking to one now! VEG_13_00: (1:08 PM) What???????????? Serpent231: (1:09 PM) Bob knows you! :) VEG_13_00: (1:10 PM) How would he know me Serpent231: (1:10 PM) Don't you remember the guy sitting a few spaces away from you in English? VEG_13_00: (1:11 PM) no Serpent231: (1:11 PM) Well, ask Bob, then. We've been watching you at school. VEG_13_00: (1:12 PM) What school Serpent231: (1:12 PM) The one where Bob beats me up. Serpent231: (1:13 PM) You don't go to school anymore? Serpent231: (1:13 PM) Did Scorpion knock you up and you had to drop out, pregnant? VEG_13_00: (1:13 PM) Don't talk like that I don't know a scorpian Serpent231: (1:14 PM) Scorpion = The Man in Jeff's Pants Serpent231: (1:14 PM) Oh, don't tell me you don't know Jeff, either... _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ VEG_13_00: (2:39 PM) Hello Serpent231: (2:39 PM) Whazulp. Serpent231: (2:39 PM) Ms. eCRUSH. Serpent231: (2:39 PM) That was a dirty, rotten trick! Serpent231: (2:39 PM) I'll never look at you again! VEG_13_00: (2:40 PM) You have never seen me. By the way i still don't know who you are. Serpent231: (2:40 PM) Blarharharhar! Serpent231: (2:41 PM) Took you a while to figure that oot. VEG_13_00: (2:41 PM) Je ne comprends pas Serpent231: (2:42 PM) Je suis pain. VEG_13_00: (2:42 PM) quoi????? Serpent231: (2:43 PM) Eh. Canadians don't understand our American French. Tu aimes le biere de la mouton? VEG_13_00: (2:44 PM) Can you just tell me who you are. If you don'yt I won't talk to you Serpent231: (2:46 PM) I'm Steve Caires. I live in California. VEG_13_00: (2:46 PM) haha funny Serpent231: (2:46 PM) All right, fine. Check my info. I DON'T LIVE IN CANADA--that's all you need to know. Yeesh. VEG_13_00: (2:47 PM) Stop being mean or else i'll go talk to my real friends Serpent231: (2:48 PM) This is the frickin' truth! I've never even seen you before! VEG_13_00: (2:49 PM) ok then Whatever Serpent231: (2:49 PM) "Whatever." Serpent231: (2:50 PM) It was all a giant joke, VEG! Like http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/! _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ VEG_13_00 1/27/01 2:44 PM hi Serpent231 1/27/01 2:46 PM Is it really you? VEG_13_00 1/27/01 2:46 PM yeah where have you been all day Serpent231 1/27/01 2:47 PM In my cardboard box, "Iggy". Serpent231 1/27/01 2:47 PM It reminds me of you, honey... VEG_13_00 1/27/01 2:47 PM haha Funny Don't talk like that Serpent231 1/27/01 2:48 PM Oh, stop it. I still remember the time we made out in the Frigidaire crate. VEG_13_00 1/27/01 2:48 PM i think you have the wrong girl Serpent231 1/27/01 2:49 PM What? I thought you loved me! I really did. When I opened up my e-mail account and saw that eCRUSH message...I just knew it was you, my bowl of peach pudding. VEG_13_00 1/27/01 2:50 PM I JUST BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU ARE MAKING IT WORSE SO STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Serpent231 1/27/01 2:50 PM Wait. Is this Haruka J. Shinra? VEG_13_00 1/27/01 2:51 PM no Serpent231 1/27/01 2:51 PM Oh. So she DIDN'T cheat on me yet. VEG_13_00 1/27/01 2:51 PM i dunno Serpent231 1/27/01 2:53 PM The night is still young! Haruka and I still have a chance! Oh, joy...I'll have to send her an eCRUSH myself. VEG_13_00 1/27/01 2:53 PM haha go ahead Serpent231 1/27/01 2:54 PM Oh, she'll love me for it. I know she will. Even if she said those things to me last night...and the night before...and the--um...Oh, she'll love me for it. VEG_13_00 1/27/01 2:54 PM ok Serpent231 1/27/01 2:55 PM Have you ever saved a relationship via eCRUSH? VEG_13_00 1/27/01 2:55 PM no Serpent231 1/27/01 2:56 PM Me neither...but our day will come. Just keep looking into the stars, smelling the potpourri, and drink lots of water...only then will you find Mr. Right. VEG_13_00 1/27/01 2:56 PM ya right people don't like me Serpent231 1/27/01 2:57 PM Oh, you never know...what about the duck? VEG_13_00 1/27/01 2:57 PM what duck Serpent231 1/27/01 2:58 PM Oh, don't be coy. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; http://serpent231.tripod.com/duck.jpg VEG_13_00 1/27/01 2:59 PM that's so sweet Serpent231 1/27/01 3:00 PM Yes, it is...that's my little duckie, "Haruka". VEG_13_00 1/27/01 3:00 PM haha Serpent231 1/27/01 3:01 PM ...mmm...you like the ducks? Or just the ladies? VEG_13_00 1/27/01 3:01 PM the ducks Serpent231 1/27/01 3:03 PM So you've reformed, Haruk? VEG_13_00 1/27/01 3:03 PM that is not my name Serpent231 1/27/01 3:03 PM Oh yeah. You're not Haruka. Serpent231 1/27/01 3:04 PM Sorry, Betsy. VEG_13_00 1/27/01 3:05 PM that isn't my name either Serpent231 1/27/01 3:05 PM No, that's right. Betsy is http://serpent231.tripod.com/cw_winky.jpg VEG_13_00 1/27/01 3:06 PM ok that is nuts Serpent231 1/27/01 3:09 PM No, THIS is nuts. http://serpent231.tripod.com/mn_tail.jpg VEG_13_00 1/27/01 3:10 PM haha funny Serpent231 1/27/01 3:11 PM Goodbye, my sweet. I must go on to my ex-sploits and apologize. Oh, http://serpent231.tripod.com/jeffstoopid2.jpg, please forgive me. Serpent231 1/27/01 3:12 PM (say something) VEG_13_00 1/27/01 3:12 PM why Serpent231 1/27/01 3:13 PM Forget it. Leave me alone, you WENCH. *sobs* VEG_13_00 1/27/01 3:14 PM i'm sorry !!!!! Please forgive me Serpent231 1/27/01 3:14 PM *runs away crying* ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ fireyskull: (5:53 PM) hello Captain Mezuzah: (5:53 PM) Hey. Captain Mezuzah: (5:53 PM) The HELL ARE YOU? :P fireyskull: (5:54 PM) i looked up people who like anime fireyskull: (5:54 PM) and u poped up Captain Mezuzah: (5:54 PM) Uh oh. Captain Mezuzah: (5:54 PM) You sure you didn't search for the name James Gowdey? Are you Bri? Captain Mezuzah: (5:56 PM) Stalker! Message was sent. User is Offline. The message will be delivered when user goes Online. fireyskull: (5:56 PM) no fireyskull: (5:57 PM) Im from melbourne in Australia Captain Mezuzah: (5:57 PM) GAAH! Do you know Vicki Gow, then?! fireyskull: (5:57 PM) no Captain Mezuzah: (5:58 PM) Liar! fireyskull: (5:58 PM) why'd u think im a stalker Captain Mezuzah: (5:59 PM) It is a wonderful board . . . . . . TO EAT CHILDREN!!! fireyskull: (5:59 PM) um yeah fireyskull: (5:59 PM) if u like Anime a lot go to www.animeboards.com but not right now it having it's maintanence done Captain Mezuzah: (6:00 PM) Nah. I like mangaheaven.cjb.net better. Captain Mezuzah: (6:00 PM) Whoops. Captain Mezuzah: (6:01 PM) *eats self* fireyskull: (6:01 PM) animeboards is aplace where u can chat to people about anime cartoons and find out things u didn;t know or just chat fireyskull: (6:02 PM) have u seen Neon Genesis Evangelion Captain Mezuzah: (6:03 PM) Oh, that REALLY makes me want to go! Captain Mezuzah: (6:03 PM) I can find out what anime is?! Holy shit! Captain Mezuzah: (6:03 PM) I've seen a manga of it. fireyskull: (6:03 PM) u mean u didn;t know what anime is or are u being a smart ass Captain Mezuzah: (6:04 PM) But what if me having sex with her doesn't last the whole two hours? Do I just eat grapes to kill time? Captain Mezuzah: (6:05 PM) Whoops. Wrong window. fireyskull: (6:05 PM) OH shit what the fuck was that about man!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Captain Mezuzah: (6:05 PM) http://www.groupboard.com/cgi-bin/viewpic.pl?board_id= 16146&filename=Lily&width=600&height=500&board_width=600&board_height=400 fireyskull: (6:06 PM) whats this Captain Mezuzah: (6:06 PM) I mean... http://www.groupboard.com/cgi-bin/viewpic.pl?board_id=16146&filename=naked&width= 600&height=500&board_width=600&board_height=400 fireyskull: (6:06 PM) what is it? fireyskull: (6:07 PM) asshole fireyskull: (6:07 PM) :) Captain Mezuzah: (6:07 PM) It's http://www.yourmom.com It's ASS art. Like http://goatse.cx without the ass. fireyskull: (6:07 PM) ur sick as man fireyskull: (6:07 PM) how old are u Captain Mezuzah: (6:07 PM) I'm sick as a man. Captain Mezuzah: (6:07 PM) I've got a feeling that this is JEFF on the other end. Captain Mezuzah: (6:08 PM) Since I got off the random ICQ thingy a long time ago. fireyskull: (6:08 PM) WHO THE FUCK IS JEFF I FUCKING LOOKED U UP BECAUSE I LIKE ANIME AND I WANNA TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT ANIME Captain Mezuzah: (6:08 PM) It IS Jeff! :D fireyskull: (6:08 PM) I HAVE NEVER TALK TO U NEVERS SEEN U NEVER EVEN HEARD OF U TILL I SEARCHED Captain Mezuzah: (6:09 PM) UR A SUNDOODLES Captain Mezuzah: (6:09 PM) http://lobstaboy.tripod.com/evock.jpg Wanna talk about anime like that? Captain Mezuzah: (6:10 PM) Or would you care for a little onlineanim--WHOA! The Wallace and Gromit theme cued up in the other room! fireyskull: (6:11 PM) umm are u high on something Mezuzah Captain Mezuzah: (6:11 PM) Okay, that's not funny. I only get high during lunch. fireyskull: (6:12 PM) what ever ur high on i suggest ur get some help and when ur better talk to me then Captain Mezuzah: (6:12 PM) You sound a lot like this http://serpent231.tripod.com/O_M_G.jpg that thinks I'm her ICQ boyfriend. fireyskull: (6:12 PM) get fucked stop sending me this shit fireyskull: (6:13 PM) now i know ur older than 18 Captain Mezuzah: (6:13 PM) I don't have any contraception, foo. Captain Mezuzah: (6:13 PM) 15. No difference online, anyway. Captain Mezuzah: (6:13 PM) Actually, I'm a 56 year old math teacher who looks down the shirts of his students. fireyskull: (6:14 PM) um yeah whatever don't talk to me anymore Captain Mezuzah: (6:14 PM) No! Come back! Captain Mezuzah: (6:14 PM) Come back Captain Mezuzah: (6:14 PM) Come back Captain Mezuzah: (6:14 PM) Comeback fireyskull: (6:14 PM) bye bye El Jimbo: (6:15 PM) Check my NEW name, peeps! fireyskull: (6:15 PM) u live in america don't ya El Jimbo: (6:16 PM) No, I live in Woody Land. El Jimbo: (6:16 PM) http://serpent231.tripod.com/woody.jpg fireyskull: (6:17 PM) im goin now El Jimbo: (6:17 PM) Am I the only one who thinks "Usage of the work 'Fuck'" isn't funny? El Jimbo: (6:17 PM) Comeback El Jimbo: (6:17 PM) I'm USAian. fireyskull: (6:17 PM) u can go talk to that person who wants sex with u El Jimbo: (6:17 PM) http://user.tninet.se/~prv247p/hatt/hatten.swf El Jimbo: (6:17 PM) If there's anything you must see, it's that. El Jimbo: (6:17 PM) She does! fireyskull: (6:18 PM) well thats good for u El Jimbo: (6:18 PM) So let's discuss anime and tentacle porn, shall we? El Jimbo: (6:18 PM) Seems like that's what you're into. fireyskull: (6:18 PM) im watching that thing El Jimbo: (6:19 PM) Good! Show it to your friend at school! El Jimbo: (6:19 PM) *friends fireyskull: (6:19 PM) why El Jimbo: (6:20 PM) *Friends don't let friends El Jimbo: (6:20 PM) *Friends don't let friends watch tentacle porn El Jimbo: (6:20 PM) *Friends don't let friends watch tentacle porn...in bed. El Jimbo: (6:20 PM) AHAHAHAA! fireyskull: (6:21 PM) ok ur really scaring me now El Jimbo: (6:21 PM) http://user.tninet.se/~prv247p/hatt/hatten.swf should scare you more. fireyskull: (6:21 PM) no no no im really gon and blocking u now El Jimbo: (6:21 PM) http://i.am/231 El Jimbo: (6:21 PM) ehehhMYSITEeheh El Jimbo: (6:22 PM) Well, he's gone now. El Jimbo: (6:27 PM) BLAUGHALAUGH _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ (80s Boy is a kid at school who is NEVER unhappy, and prefers stuff from the 80s over anything else. Steve can't stand him.) CaptainCanada231: Steve? ThuhCaptain: ...yeah? CaptainCanada231: STEEEEEEVE! YOU'RE THERE! CaptainCanada231: IT'S 80S!!!!!! ThuhCaptain signed on at 9:57:57 PM. ThuhCaptain: really? CaptainCanada231: WHEEEE!!! I FOUND YAAA! ThuhCaptain: really? ThuhCaptain: whoa! HEY 80s! ThuhCaptain: You're not really 80s are you? CaptainCanada231: YES I AM! Dont BELIEEEVE ME? CaptainCanada231: DO YA? DO Ya, PUNK ThuhCaptain: the 231... well... you're probably gowdey CaptainCanada231: Shut up, Nessa. CaptainCanada231: I hate you. CaptainCanada231: Wow, that didn't take long. CaptainCanada231: You think 80s has AIM, though? ThuhCaptain: I know ThuhCaptain: no CaptainCanada231: Drg. CaptainCanada231: What d'ya think his name would be? :P ThuhCaptain: Not captaincanada231... ThuhCaptain: Maybe 'bubba' ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 100904088: (10:05 PM) hi Serpent231: (10:05 PM) Hellllllo? Serpent231: (10:05 PM) Whass the time? jennifer: (10:06 PM) 2.01 Serpent231: (10:06 PM) AM? jennifer: (10:06 PM) pm Serpent231: (10:06 PM) Phew. 10:06 PM here. I gotta go soon. jennifer: (10:07 PM) ok jennifer: (10:07 PM) bye Serpent231: (10:07 PM) ok Serpent231: (10:07 PM) bye Serpent231: (10:07 PM) I said SOON. jennifer: (10:07 PM) bye jennifer: (10:07 PM) oh Serpent231: (10:07 PM) :P Serpent231: (10:07 PM) ... jennifer: (10:07 PM) hehe Serpent231: (10:07 PM) ... Serpent231: (10:07 PM) Okay. Now I gotta go. jennifer: (10:08 PM) ok bye jennifer: (10:08 PM) bye Serpent231: (10:08 PM) ok Serpent231: (10:08 PM) bye ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ VEG_13_00: (6:02 PM) hello Serpent231: (6:02 PM) Ollehstra. VEG_13_00: (6:02 PM) quoi?? Serpent231: (6:03 PM) It's a laxative they put in Ruffles potato chips. Just another reason not to eat. VEG_13_00: (6:03 PM) oic Serpent231: (6:03 PM) Actually, it's "Olestra", but SPELING DOSNT MATER ONLINE EHEHHE VEG_13_00: (6:03 PM) lmao Serpent231: (6:03 PM) oic VEG_13_00: (6:04 PM) ya Serpent231: (6:04 PM) Was that _really_ funny, or are you just saying that to confess your love for me? Serpent231: (6:04 PM) JUST KIDDING. VEG_13_00: (6:04 PM) you better be joking Serpent231: (6:05 PM) Look up. Serpent231: (6:05 PM) Unless you're not in IRC mode. VEG_13_00: (6:05 PM) why Serpent231: (6:05 PM) I've reformed. I will now no longer confuse young ICQing female species by asking them things like |-|0vv 816 r uR 8008135!!!!111 Serpent231: (6:05 PM) Nevermind... VEG_13_00: (6:06 PM) tell me Serpent231: (6:06 PM) Tell you what? How big mine are? VEG_13_00: (6:07 PM) don't talk about that i really don't want to hear Serpent231: (6:07 PM) im sory Serpent231: (6:07 PM) Ever see Meat Loaf's role in Fight Club? VEG_13_00: (6:08 PM) you better be Serpent231: (6:08 PM) Oh, great. Is this you again, Jeff? VEG_13_00: (6:08 PM) no Serpent231: (6:09 PM) Sigghhhh...this conversation's going downhill again. VEG_13_00: (6:09 PM) oh well Serpent231: (6:10 PM) ho well... VEG_13_00: (6:11 PM) ya what ever Serpent231: (6:11 PM) "Whatever." VEG_13_00: (6:11 PM) bite me Serpent231: (6:11 PM) What did I do now? Serpent231: (6:11 PM) It IS you, Jeff. VEG_13_00: (6:12 PM) no it's not jeff Serpent231: (6:13 PM) So what's new? (failed attempt at conversation starter) VEG_13_00: (6:13 PM) nothing much you??? Serpent231: (6:14 PM) nothing much you??? Serpent231: (6:14 PM) Erm...I got a new car. VEG_13_00: (6:14 PM) kewl Serpent231: (6:15 PM) What new car did you get? VEG_13_00: (6:15 PM) i didn't get one Serpent231: (6:15 PM) Gasp. Even though our own company has kept it somewhat of a secret, I hope you will check out the Jerry "The King" Lawler and J.R.'s contribution to the first XFL NBC broadcast tomorrow night. We will contribute reports from Orlando, where the Rage play Chicago. Serpent231: (6:16 PM) I still can't figure out WHY my parents bought it. I only like it because of the CD player, so far. VEG_13_00: (6:16 PM) ok whatever VEG_13_00: (6:16 PM) oic Serpent231: (6:16 PM) CIA Serpent231: (6:16 PM) Did you catch "Survivor XTREME!" last night? Serpent231: (6:16 PM) If not, I'll paste in something random. VEG_13_00: (6:16 PM) no Serpent231: (6:16 PM) Angle on the apron - H clotheslines him to the floor. Huh? I hear glass, here's STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN walking to ringside carrying a cooler. H focuses on Austin - Angle in from behind - OLYMPIC SLAM!! VEG_13_00: (6:17 PM) i don't like wrestling Serpent231: (6:18 PM) I figured that...you Canadians are too smart for it. What about "SmackDown: The Australian Outback"? VEG_13_00: (6:18 PM) nope Serpent231: (6:19 PM) Or "Australia: The Whoopie Cushion Odyssey"? VEG_13_00: (6:19 PM) no you suppo Serpent231: (6:19 PM) Suppo? VEG_13_00: (6:20 PM) ya Serpent231: (6:20 PM) Suppo? Serpent231: (6:20 PM) You callin ME a "suppo"? VEG_13_00: (6:20 PM) ya Serpent231: (6:21 PM) What's a suppo? VEG_13_00: (6:21 PM) yank Serpent231: (6:21 PM) I'M A YAK?!? Serpent231: (6:21 PM) Er...YANK??! VEG_13_00: (6:21 PM) i guess Serpent231: (6:21 PM) What's a yank? This Canadian vocabulary is overwhelming me. VEG_13_00: (6:22 PM) actualy it is Austrailian I'm Part Austrailian Serpent231: (6:23 PM) Doodz. And part Canadian, too? Serpent231: (6:23 PM) Tell me what a yank is, or I'll paste something else random! VEG_13_00: (6:24 PM) a strange person that is sometimes scary Serpent231: (6:24 PM) So push them as cruisers, yes. But if you've got a guy getting MONSTER heat, elevate him. Put him in a tag team with a midcarder. Let him feud with Lance Storm or somebody at that level. Or, in Chavo's case, have Ric Flair give him a rub as an "Elite cruiserweight." If he doesn't get lost in the shuffle, I think he can do some good things. Serpent231: (6:24 PM) Whoops. VEG_13_00: (6:24 PM) ya whatever Serpent231: (6:25 PM) ya VEG_13_00: (6:26 PM) well i can tell you my whole morning in Austrailian to make a conversation Serpent231: (6:27 PM) Go for it, VEG! :D:D:D:D Serpent231: (6:27 PM) YAAY! VEG_13_00: (6:29 PM) I put on me jumper and hood in for some tupper but me breaky had chicken snacks. I don't mean to winge but i said bring on me damn burnt hot choco Serpent231: (6:30 PM) Gudday, mate! Sounds abs'lutely CHIPPA. Serpent231: (6:31 PM) Lemme copy and paste that into the Quote of the Day archives. Very clever. Er...translation? Serpent231: (6:32 PM) Your parents have an Australian accent? VEG_13_00: (6:32 PM) I put on my sweater and came down for some food but my breakfast had chicken sausages. i don't mean to whine but i said bring me some toast and hot chocolate VEG_13_00: (6:32 PM) no Serpent231: (6:34 PM) I wish I knew the Australian vocabulary. Keep going, if ya can. :) Aww... VEG_13_00: (6:35 PM) I don't want to Serpent231: (6:35 PM) :( That's what I thought... VEG_13_00: (6:35 PM) i want to speak french Serpent231: (6:37 PM) Pourquoi? VEG_13_00: (6:38 PM) Je ne sais pas Serpent231: (6:38 PM) Ah. C'est un raison PARFAIT, mon chouchou. VEG_13_00: (6:38 PM) ah oui J'ai mal partout Serpent231: (6:39 PM) Formidable. J'adore la vache bleu VEG_13_00: (6:40 PM) moi aussi Serpent231: (6:40 PM) Est-ce que ton petite garcon te dis aujourd hui? VEG_13_00: (6:40 PM) qoi Serpent231: (6:41 PM) (has your little man said anything to you today?) VEG_13_00: (6:42 PM) no Serpent231: (6:42 PM) Non, non...c'est "non" en francais. VEG_13_00: (6:43 PM) je ne parles Serpent231: (6:44 PM) Je ne parle pas aussi. Parler...c'est mauvais. Avance-moi, chouchou. Je desire te tenir. VEG_13_00: (6:44 PM) i'm talking in english now Serpent231: (6:44 PM) Aw, okay... VEG_13_00: (6:44 PM) ya Serpent231: (6:45 PM) ya Serpent231: (6:45 PM) (I'll only talk in AOLspeak now) VEG_13_00: (6:45 PM) whatever Serpent231: (6:46 PM) ehehehe VEG_13_00: (6:47 PM) lmao Serpent231: (6:47 PM) lol VEG_13_00: (6:47 PM) hahaha Serpent231: (6:47 PM) rofl VEG_13_00: (6:49 PM) speak normal or i'll delete you Serpent231: (6:49 PM) *takes 30 minutes to respond* oic Serpent231: (6:49 PM) Sorry...*sob* VEG_13_00: (6:50 PM) haha Serpent231: (6:50 PM) lmaoroflol VEG_13_00: (6:50 PM) F*** OFF Serpent231: (6:51 PM) Sorry! Jeez. VEG_13_00: (6:51 PM) ya Serpent231: (6:51 PM) How is that any worse than "haha"? VEG_13_00: (6:52 PM) kiss my* Serpent231: (6:52 PM) What have I DONE? *cries* VEG_13_00: (6:53 PM) nothing You should think before you ask Serpent231: (6:54 PM) ...*thinks* Serpent231: (6:54 PM) I think the XFL is on now. Bye. VEG_13_00: (6:54 PM) bye Serpent231: (6:54 PM) ... ... Nope, nevermind. It's "Mr. Roberts" VEG_13_00: (6:55 PM) oic ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ jennifer: (7:32 PM) hi Serpent231: (7:33 PM) hi jennifer: (7:33 PM) how re u Serpent231: (7:33 PM) |-|0vv 816 r Ur 8008135???????????////// jennifer: (7:34 PM) ? Serpent231: (7:34 PM) Nobody ever answers that. jennifer: (7:35 PM) i dunnoe wat u mean sorry Serpent231: (7:35 PM) I'm sorry, thweety. Do you forgive meh? jennifer: (7:36 PM) yea jennifer: (7:36 PM) no need to be sorry Serpent231: (7:36 PM) Yaay! *dances* jennifer: (7:37 PM) hehe Serpent231: (7:37 PM) ok jennifer: (7:37 PM) ok Serpent231: (7:39 PM) ok Serpent231: (7:39 PM) How's the dog? jennifer: (7:39 PM) ok Serpent231: (7:41 PM) Is it.......FAT!!! jennifer: (7:41 PM) no Serpent231: (7:41 PM) Aww...I think fat dogs are cute. jennifer: (7:42 PM) oh Serpent231: (7:45 PM) You'd better feed him more puff. jennifer: (7:45 PM) yea Serpent231: (7:45 PM) ok ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Psycho Chick: (1:46 PM) hi Captain Mezuzah: (1:47 PM) Hey. Message was sent. User is Offline. The message will be delivered when user goes Online. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 110219761: (6:50 PM) te acordas de mi El Jimbo: (6:50 PM) Wha? Roach: (6:51 PM) do ya remember me?? 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