VEG_13_00  1/27/01  2:44 PM  hi

Serpent231 1/27/01  2:46 PM  Is it really you?

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  2:46 PM  yeah where have you been all day

Serpent231 1/27/01  2:47 PM  In my cardboard box, "Iggy".

Serpent231 1/27/01  2:47 PM  It reminds me of you, honey...

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  2:47 PM  haha Funny Don't talk like that

Serpent231 1/27/01  2:48 PM  Oh, stop it. I still remember the time we made
                                  out in the Frigidaire crate.

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  2:48 PM  i think you have the wrong girl

Serpent231 1/27/01  2:49 PM  What? I thought you loved me! I really did.
                                  When I opened up my e-mail account and saw
                                  that eCRUSH message...I just knew it was you,
                                  my bowl of peach pudding.

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  2:50 PM  I JUST BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU ARE
                                  MAKING IT WORSE SO STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serpent231 1/27/01  2:50 PM  Wait. Is this Haruka J. Shinra?

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  2:51 PM  no

Serpent231 1/27/01  2:51 PM  Oh. So she DIDN'T cheat on me yet.

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  2:51 PM  i dunno

Serpent231 1/27/01  2:53 PM  The night is still young! Haruka and I still
                                  have a chance! Oh, joy...I'll have to send her
                                  an eCRUSH myself.

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  2:53 PM  haha go ahead

Serpent231 1/27/01  2:54 PM  Oh, she'll love me for it. I know she will.
                                  Even if she said those things to me last
                                  night...and the night before...and
                                  the--um...Oh, she'll love me for it.

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  2:54 PM  ok

Serpent231 1/27/01  2:55 PM  Have you ever saved a relationship via eCRUSH?

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  2:55 PM  no

Serpent231 1/27/01  2:56 PM  Me neither...but our day will come. Just keep
                                  looking into the stars, smelling the
                                  potpourri, and drink lots of water...only then
                                  will you find Mr. Right.

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  2:56 PM  ya right people don't like me 

Serpent231 1/27/01  2:57 PM  Oh, you never know...what about the duck?

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  2:57 PM  what duck

Serpent231 1/27/01  2:58 PM  Oh, don't be coy. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
                                  
                                  http://serpent231.tripod.com/duck.jpg

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  2:59 PM  that's so sweet

Serpent231 1/27/01  3:00 PM  Yes, it is...that's my little duckie,
                                  "Haruka".

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  3:00 PM  haha

Serpent231 1/27/01  3:01 PM  ...mmm...you like the ducks? Or just the
                                  ladies?

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  3:01 PM  the ducks

Serpent231 1/27/01  3:03 PM  So you've reformed, Haruk?

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  3:03 PM  that is not my name

Serpent231 1/27/01  3:03 PM  Oh yeah. You're not Haruka.

Serpent231 1/27/01  3:04 PM  Sorry, Betsy.

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  3:05 PM  that isn't my name either

Serpent231 1/27/01  3:05 PM  No, that's right. Betsy is
                                  http://serpent231.tripod.com/cw_winky.jpg

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  3:06 PM  ok that is nuts

Serpent231 1/27/01  3:09 PM  No, THIS is nuts.
                                  
                                  http://serpent231.tripod.com/mn_tail.jpg

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  3:10 PM  haha funny

Serpent231 1/27/01  3:11 PM  Goodbye, my sweet. I must go on to my
                                  ex-sploits and apologize.
                                  
                                  Oh,
                                  http://serpent231.tripod.com/jeffstoopid2.jpg,
                                  please forgive me.

Serpent231 1/27/01  3:12 PM  (say something)	

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  3:12 PM  why

Serpent231 1/27/01  3:13 PM  Forget it. Leave me alone, you WENCH. *sobs*

VEG_13_00  1/27/01  3:14 PM  i'm sorry !!!!! Please forgive me

Serpent231 1/27/01  3:14 PM  *runs away crying*