THE GREAT BOBBY


Here I am, trying to look cool. Damn my step-brother

Hi.

I'm BobCFed08. I'll be your information guide on me today. And every other day. Sucks to be you, huh? Look, this page is a simple one. I'll tell you about myself, you, being a damned BORED individual, will read it and pretend to care. Then you'll flame me. Actually, I wouldn't mind if you flamed me; I'd probably enjoy it. They're always so fun to read and make fun of.

My name is Bobby Jones. And don't forget it. I'm 14 years old, I wear a black hat (either one with a Nike sign, the hat you see in my pictures, or just a blank black hat), and I like making fun of those who frequent AOL. Yeah, you know them. You might even be one of them. I like to right, but I'm not any good at it. Despite what others might tell you. I can't draw (except weird things like robots and giant praying mantises!), I'm into Dragonball Z (yeah, one of those), and I think Breath of Fire is better than Final Fantasy.

Now! Onto the specific stuff:

Favorite Colors: Indigo, black, silver

Favorite Numbers: 0, 2, 28, 231 (I don't have a choice if I wanna be a staff member), 5847, a googolplex

Friends: Kept close

Enemies: Kept closer

Favorite Video Games: All the Breath of Fires, Final Fantasy 7/9/Tactics, Pokémon, Zelda: Link's Awakening, Mega Man X4, EarthBound, Endless Duel

Favorite Video Game Characters: Delita, Vivi, Ness, Zero, Butterfree (yes, Butterfree), Rei, Teepo, Sephiroth, Freeza, Tatsumaru

Favorite Over-used Jokes: Putting "Lon Lon" in front of random words, using HFIL instead of HELL, ANOTHER DIMENSION, "McPenis fillet", "What did you say? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAID!" (no, I'm not a rasslin' fan, but I've always found this funny)

Least Favorite Thangs: AOL Lamers, complete damned newbies (at anything, really =P), any bright colors, the Shining Happy People, three year old kids who ask for the same DBZ/Pokemon/Gundam merchandise that I do without even pronouncing it right

Personalities: Cédric, my French speaking guy; The Great Bug, a family guy with a slightly inflated ego (the only one of us with any self-esteem); RedRum, the Wel who drinks a lot of red-colored alcohol (rum, perhaps); Jesus Christ, the man who died for all your sins; BobCFed08, my online persona

Related Links: My rants (warning: some objectional material including harsh language and sometimes insulting views!), my MP3 list, an online roleplaying society that I head, my desktop

This is me petting my cat (not Kitters!!) and pondering the mysteries of the Universe

The Midgar Swamp is in no way responsible for any psychological damage, blindess, or anything else caused by looking at these pictures. Ah warned ya! Well, no I didn't. Ha, ha!

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