Daravonese-English Dictionary


Daravonese-English Dictionary

He's the world's most incoherent professor, master mistranslator, the bane of English-speaking game players everywhere, the one, the only... Professor Daravon! And now you too can speak Daravon's own personal language with the aid of this Daravonese-English Dictionary! Are you going to have a good feeling? Off course!

Daravonese English
"Off course!" "Those hairpin curves are killer."
"This man are sick." "Meet my friend Michael Jackson."
"I had a good feeling!" (insert innuendo here)
"This's the way!" "That path leads into quicksand!"
"So, this job's a success!" "Steve Jobs has a lot of money."
"YOU SPOONY BARD!" "Fork you, you spoony bard! That wasn't knife!"
"Stop lollygagging!" "He's got a lollipop stuck in his throat! Somebody do the Heimlich manuever!"
"Myau flaps his wings ploudly." "L, R, what's the difference, dammit?"
"Buzi is the Talon chief crew." "Buzi is not the Gizzard chief crew."
"He don't." ???
"The truck have started to move." "Metal Gear has come a long ways since the first game."
"goldeneye is an eye tat is golden" "daravonese is an ese tat is daravon"
"Hi, I'm Aeris." "Hi, I'm Aerith."
"Shut yo' hole, foo'!" "We're not racist. Whatever made you say that?"
"This was the darkened items won't appear." "You've been listening to WARK 101.7 FM, and this was The Darkened Items Won't Appear by the Cute Animal Characters."
"Huff. Puff." "But I didn't inhale!"
"I have this!" "Someone shoot my voice actor!"
"Order sites these can be found in the Links." "Why did RPGamer get rid of this awesome quote?"
"Items being used are Items used in battle." "Man, FF Tactics's translation sure was rushed, wasn't it?"
"Gyra famous on Amy." "I write fanfics too!"
"Your creating a disturbance in the castle will result in my opening a can of whoop-ass." "BECAUSE STONE COLD DARAVON SAID SO!"
"Ability is a skill you learn with Job training." "I write IRS manuals in my spare time!"
"So that's how you fooled them." "And, man, did I ever fool Quality Assurance!"
"Do you think this armor makes my butt look big?" "And I thought Square's translators were bad."


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