CaptainCanada231: HOLY FXCKING CHRIST.
ThuhCaptain: HELPHELPHELPHELPMEEEJIMBO!
CaptainCanada231: Thank GOD you're here. I NEED SOME GODDAMN HELP.
CaptainCanada231: GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS. WTF?!?
CaptainCanada231: I'm STUCK with this thing that I know NOTHING aboo.t
CaptainCanada231: .tse.cx
CaptainCanada231: You should have given this all to Eric.
ThuhCaptain: I NEED HELP TOO, BUT YOURS IS EASIER
CaptainCanada231: What have you done for your outline?
CaptainCanada231: What you say!!
CaptainCanada231: Mine's easier?
CaptainCanada231: What's mine about?
CaptainCanada231: Regulations on...tobacco 'n stuff?
CaptainCanada231: How would that relate to Brave New World?
CaptainCanada231: And how am I supposed to do three minutes on the damn thing?
CaptainCanada231: What site can I go to? I NEED ANSWERS!
ThuhCaptain: NO, YOU MORON! GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS ON THINGS LIKE THE ENVIRONMENT, DRUGS, ETC ARE NESCESSARY
CaptainCanada231: I brought NOTHING BACK from our discussion in class.
CaptainCanada231: Don't worry, I haven't done anything yet. :-P
CaptainCanada231: FXCK YOU SMILEY FACE
ThuhCaptain: because you JOINED OUR GROUP FOR NO REASON, YOU EVEN FORGOT TO SIGN UP
CaptainCanada231: :-P
CaptainCanada231: FXCK YOU SMILEY FACE
CaptainCanada231: Environment, druuugs...good, but WHAT'S OUR VIEWPOINT?
ThuhCaptain: HELP! I HAVE GOVERNMENT CONTROL LEADING TO STABILITY! HELP! GIMME YER MAO TSE TSUNG STUFF... wait. I have all the stuff for regulations, you can work stability with mao tse tsung... can we switch?
CaptainCanada231: What's the argument? More regulations? Don't F things up?
CaptainCanada231: Whoa!
CaptainCanada231: We could!
ThuhCaptain: wh0000000zlet!
CaptainCanada231: But what's stability, exactly?
CaptainCanada231: DEFINITIONPLZ
CaptainCanada231: I could form an argument if I KNEW WHAT THE VIEWPOINT WAS.
CaptainCanada231: Did we have a journal tonight?
ThuhCaptain: no...
CaptainCanada231: w00t!
CaptainCanada231: Okay, I'll do stability...how would that be argued for?
CaptainCanada231: Stability is making it so there's a balance of...stuff. FXCK!
ThuhCaptain: use example if there was little or no gov't control of the people... find a third world country where the govt doesn't do shit
CaptainCanada231: Nice.
ThuhCaptain: and the country is fucked. then say, lok at Mao. He was a hard ass, but things worked.
CaptainCanada231: So stability is keeping the country in check.
ThuhCaptain: There's some quote somewhere about how gov't have to be hard line to work
ThuhCaptain: Yes, keeping thinsg SABLE
CaptainCanada231: Hard line?
ThuhCaptain: STABLE
CaptainCanada231: SABLE
CaptainCanada231: Okay...like Machiavelli?
ThuhCaptain: I think it was your quote
CaptainCanada231: Stability...keeping resources and production stable?
CaptainCanada231: Cool. I made that quote up, but that's his idea.
ThuhCaptain: =)
CaptainCanada231: I got some stuff on Machiavelli, actually.
CaptainCanada231: Lemme whip it out.
CaptainCanada231: *whapsshhht*
CaptainCanada231: What would be a good 3rd world country?
CaptainCanada231: Bosnia?
ThuhCaptain: Try an african one... like the one with the AIDS crap
CaptainCanada231: yum
CaptainCanada231: Foot 'n Mouth Disease?
ThuhCaptain: er, no. try a shitted third world country where the gov't is constantly up in the air, one of the civil war african ones
CaptainCanada231: Jesus Christ...I know nothing about that situation. I'll try to find some African country.
CaptainCanada231: Which area in Africa?
ThuhCaptain: central? Do an AJ for 2001 civil war in africa
CaptainCanada231: Ye-heahhhhh...Somalia starving...
CaptainCanada231: HOLY SHIT I GOTTA DO THREE MINUTES ON THIS.
ThuhCaptain: YAGH! I KNOW! YAGH!
CaptainCanada231: In Ethiopia,baababadababalbadthecropsp-p-pplantedduring theearly "belg"ababda;abdalh season havelargelyfailed, and the reportdubadbuadbuahbuda estimates that abaduh....t--
CaptainCanada231: :'(
ThuhCaptain: what about Mao Desungwellhung?
CaptainCanada231: Yum.

That's my main line of defense. I know NOTHING ABOUT AFRICAN CIVIL WARS....

CaptainCanada231: Hey! "The Angolian Conflict"
CaptainCanada231 wants to directly connect.
ThuhCaptain's software does not support sending and receiving IM images.
CaptainCanada231: Holy God. Is she going over these outlines?
ThuhCaptain: We're turning this shit in. I, uh, have it in my head. I'm fucked.
CaptainCanada231: "We're fucked."
ThuhCaptain: I'm gona go fantasize about the girl I like from our school.
CaptainCanada231: NOOOOOOO
ThuhCaptain: AT least I'l be mroe productive
CaptainCanada231: NOOOOOONOTHILARYNOOOOOO
ThuhCaptain: jesus. If you suggest that again, I'll kill you.
CaptainCanada231: Don't worry. I won't tell anybody even though it's FXCKINGOBVIOUSDAMMITWHYDOYOUGETALLTHECHIXORZIHATEYUO=FAGOT:-X
ThuhCaptain: She has a oyfriend, besides.
CaptainCanada231: NOOOONOTAMANDANOOOOOO
ThuhCaptain: Hilary, not the gal I'm after
CaptainCanada231: UMMMM
CaptainCanada231: NOOOOONOT.......
ThuhCaptain: Amanda? No.
CaptainCanada231: BUTERONOOOOOOO
CaptainCanada231: :-D
ThuhCaptain: oF COURSE! hOW'D YOU, MY GOD! wATSON! yOU bitch!
CaptainCanada231: If you say Steph Bear, I'll kill j00.
ThuhCaptain: nO, sHE'S A BITCH
ThuhCaptain: WHoops, caps
CaptainCanada231: yOU bitch!
ThuhCaptain: You, uh, don't know who it is. yeah. MMhmm.
CaptainCanada231: MMMMM
CaptainCanada231: You don't know who mine is, then.
CaptainCanada231: And it's NOT BRI :-D
CaptainCanada231: yOU'RE RIGHT. sTEPH IS KINDA bitchy.
ThuhCaptain: "Getting Her Telephone Number

We show you how you can end the conversation by getting her telephone number and how you can raise her hopes by playing the waiting game.
"
ThuhCaptain: Ahhh, the internet
CaptainCanada231: HOLY SHIT WHERE IS THAT
CaptainCanada231: Steve. I. Need. That. UR. FXCKING. L.
ThuhCaptain: hah, no.
ThuhCaptain: You have as much luck with women as Butero does.
CaptainCanada231: Steve, I hate you.
CaptainCanada231: I'm talking to three online.
ThuhCaptain: Flirting On Tennis Courts

Tennis is a great way to meet somebody. By taking advantage of the fact that it is perfectly normal for tennis players to grab a drink after a game, you can use tennis as a way of meeting people.

ThuhCaptain: I play tennis
CaptainCanada231: I hate tennis.
CaptainCanada231: I RUN FOR 40 MINUTES. WHOOPSDEFOOT
CaptainCanada231: "You have as much luck with women as Butero does."

I must have a good chance, then.
ThuhCaptain: You scare me.
ThuhCaptain: `The chick that I sorta kinda like is XXCONECTIONTERMINATEDXX
CaptainCanada231: Steve, it's BAD ENOUGH you never keep your promises and BRING ME BACK MY STUFF, but the fucking LEAST YOU COULD DO is give me the URL.
CaptainCanada231: Or a 1 page outline (word processed :-D)
ThuhCaptain: Nightclubs And Discos

"May I have this dance?" (provided of course, you know how to.) If she says no, whatever you do, don't just give up. Follow up with,
"Sure, mind if I join you for some conversation?"


CaptainCanada231: Uh...
CaptainCanada231: Quit giving me the stuff I DON'T NEED, and give me the URL.
ThuhCaptain: Signs Women Give When Aroused

By learning how to identify the tell tale signs which they will exhibit, you will thus be able to tell if a girl likes you.

CaptainCanada231: And quit spouting your goddamn ego everywhere. I get messy, and then I feel like shit after.
CaptainCanada231: Hey, I think I've already read that.
CaptainCanada231: Does it have the "hand moving up and down the glass" thing?
ThuhCaptain: nope
CaptainCanada231: Guess that was something else.
CaptainCanada231: List a few. This isn't funny.
CaptainCanada231: Or I'll paste something disgusting in.
CaptainCanada231 wants to directly connect.
ThuhCaptain's software does not support sending and receiving IM images.
ThuhCaptain: Conversing For Maximum Attraction

Realize the importance of actually listening to her instead of worrying what to say next and how you can get her to like you by giving the impression that you both share the same interests.

CaptainCanada231: You asked for it.
CaptainCanada231: Had the straps not been as tight as they were, Tifa might very well have ripped herself apart at the initial shock of the
Mako waves. As it was there was nothing she could do. She was aware of the outside world but couldn't deny the
undulating waves of energy.
ThuhCaptain: It is also a known fact (so prove us wrong) that males who have more lady friends tend to get more dates than males who have fewer non-romantic lady friends. So, let your friends be your guide. They may not always choose right, but you will get you more dates.
ThuhCaptain: *Triumphic music blares*
CaptainCanada231: Her head was covered in a similar silver skullcap, ears and eyes sporting other devices. Her arms hung down below her
where they were cuffed and attached to the ground. At the moment, Tifa was in a state of unconsciousness,
expressionless.

CaptainCanada231: "You will get you?"
ThuhCaptain: That sure as hell better not be a-
CaptainCanada231: "Triumphic?"
CaptainCanada231: You wrote this, didn't you?
CaptainCanada231: The clasping tentacle stretched out, drawing her legs into a half-splits position, of which she was capable. A third
tendril slid out and bored its--
ThuhCaptain: Jesus Fucking H Chris-
CaptainCanada231: "Do you like being milked, Tifa?"

"Go to hell." Tifa panted.

CaptainCanada231: Two can play this game.
ThuhCaptain: DO DAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAVE!
ThuhCaptain: er, wrong... paste
CaptainCanada231: What countries were really successful, and had really hardass rulers?
CaptainCanada231: www.mangoheaven.net
CaptainCanada231: Whoops.
ThuhCaptain: That country failed
CaptainCanada231: WHAT country?
CaptainCanada231: Uh...oh.
CaptainCanada231: Germany?
CaptainCanada231: God FXCKING Damn Bitchoom Assified Crotch Christ
CaptainCanada231: And now, a word from our sponsors.
CaptainCanada231: <> The helmet commanded.

And she did.

CaptainCanada231: Interesting how you've STOPPED pasting in quotes from the HaXor EgO AsS's Guide to the Crotch.
ThuhCaptain: ShAdDaaP
CaptainCanada231: "Do I have to go now, mistress?" Tifa asked coyly.

"One more time Tifa. One more time."

CaptainCanada231: "ONE MORE TIME!"
CaptainCanada231: *kickass sample*
CaptainCanada231: Did Russia kick ass when Stalin was in power?
CaptainCanada231: GERMANYSORRY
CaptainCanada231: Quick, or I'll paste another hilarious quote.
ThuhCaptain: yes, but people hated it
CaptainCanada231: Niiiice. That's all I needed to--
CaptainCanada231: She let out a high-pitched scream as Dr. X himself shut his eyes and exploded inside his own pants as the pinball machine continued to ring and flash with bells and lights.
CaptainCanada231: Whoops.
CaptainCanada231: Was Stalin German? Christ, I can't think tonight.
ThuhCaptain: russian
CaptainCanada231: I suck.
ThuhCaptain: geez...u guys...I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING!!!! i like this guy in my school...i mean...i LOOOOVVEEE him. everyone says i'm an obsessive stalker..but i swear I'M NOT!! anyways..i follow him to class everyday, and slip flowers in his locker, and watch him walk home everyday, and for some reason..he thinks its creepy. i've asked him out atleast 3 times a day for the past FOUR YEARS, and he keeps saying NO. i've just really almost lost hope...WHAT SHOULD I DO?!
CaptainCanada231: "Cut these handcuffs off my wrists and ankles. Quickly!"
ThuhCaptain: -- SMACKMABOOTY

Junior Member

CaptainCanada231: I bet you like...........
CaptainCanada231: GINA
CaptainCanada231: Which. Goddamn. Site. Are you. On.
ThuhCaptain: Gina? Naw, she's nice but.. no
CaptainCanada231: sHE'S A bitch.
ThuhCaptain: Actually, you were right, it is (*&^@)%#)&!@^#TP(&!@#UGWSCONNECTIONTERMINATEDXXXXX
CaptainCanada231: Hilarious. *claps*
ThuhCaptain: I would tell you, but, no.
CaptainCanada231: Finally, after the last drop was gulped, Felicia and LeiLei collapsed against the amazingly strong bed all worn out. Hsien Ko had grown so big, her belly, stretched to its limit, was now touchng the ceiling. Big enough to fit both Felicia and LeiLei inside. Her now massive breasts were so round and full they covered hr face up to her eyes. Her arm and legs were now sticking straight out after alll the food that was put into her. "Mmmf!" she managed to turn her head to speak, "I can't believe you did this to me! I can barely move!"
CaptainCanada231: The site?
ThuhCaptain: No, the person I might like
ThuhCaptain:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

i really like this boy at skool but i dont no if i could go up 2 him and talk 2 him coz i wouldnt no wot 2 say! wot do u guys talk bout? and wots the best thing 4 us 2 talk bout wiv u 2 start a conversation?
thanx xxx

CaptainCanada231: It's gotta be 80s...
CaptainCanada231: Thanks.cx
CaptainCanada231: Okay, if THAT'S the shit you're on, forget it.
ThuhCaptain: CHICK! BABE! GODDESS! GIRL! PAIR OF TITS WITH A GAL ATTAHCED! ANYTHING BUT 80s!!!
CaptainCanada231: So you just like her for her 8008135...that narrows it down.
CaptainCanada231: It's ORA! She has b*@(&%$@$XXXXXXXXCONENCETIONSTOOOPIDCXXXXXXXXX
ThuhCaptain: Actually, no, her boobs are smaller than, well, Ashley Juggs
CaptainCanada231: XXXXXXXXXX
ThuhCaptain: I mena the one I kinda friendly way like
CaptainCanada231: It IS Hilary.
ThuhCaptain: pizza is like cake
CaptainCanada231: Talking at 11:00 at night is like talking after a few beers. You don't care wtf you say, and after, it doesn't matter.
ThuhCaptain: IT IS NOT HILARY! 1) SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND 2) EVEN IF SHE DIDNT I WOULDNT ASK HER OUT
ThuhCaptain: pizza is like cake
CaptainCanada231: It IS Hilary.
ThuhCaptain: it is NOT
ThuhCaptain: It's ()&!T#QJ000
CaptainCanada231: T!
CaptainCanada231: T'MORE!
CaptainCanada231: IT'S T'MORE! GAAAHHHH!!!
ThuhCaptain: You crackin my code?
CaptainCanada231: Whoa, wait a se.cx
CaptainCanada231: 9071T3Qjoooo...
ThuhCaptain: It's Amanda
CaptainCanada231: otiteqj
CaptainCanada231: I KNEW it.
ThuhCaptain: HAHAH KIDDING FOOL! MADE YOU THINK T WAS ACTUALLY HER! ITS NOT!
CaptainCanada231: 800000000000000000000000000000000
CaptainCanada231: T!
ThuhCaptain: Get DJ Food - Turtle Soup right now
CaptainCanada231: Holy crap, you've gotta be kidding. Tagui is a slut.cx.
CaptainCanada231: I already have it.
CaptainCanada231: And a slacker.cx. The worst combo.
ThuhCaptain: PUT IT ON NOW ON LOOP!
ThuhCaptain: Taqui is a cast iron bitch on wheels
CaptainCanada231: "Ooooh..." Jacqueline groaned, "you fed me too fast..." Her once slim tummy was now a soft little bulge.
CaptainCanada231: LOL!
CaptainCanada231: Let's analyze every girl in the school. Quick, we should be done by sunrise.
ThuhCaptain: As the great Chris Rock said: "Women need three things, food, water and complements"
CaptainCanada231: *ba dum pshh*
CaptainCanada231: Okay, I'll name someone, and you give a funny answer like the one for Tagui.
CaptainCanada231: 'n vice veranessa.
CaptainCanada231: Veronessa.
ThuhCaptain: Her THREE BIG LIES:
1. "I love you."
2. "The check is in the mail."
3. "I won't come in your mouth."

CaptainCanada231: Coulda fooled me.
CaptainCanada231: Mme Quinby.
ThuhCaptain: pizza is like cake
CaptainCanada231: LOL!
CaptainCanada231: More info on gov't regulation.
CaptainCanada231: Jessica W00t
ThuhCaptain: Turtle Soup
CaptainCanada231: UMNO
ThuhCaptain: The girl i deny liking is in french class
CaptainCanada231: I knew it was Mme Quinby.
CaptainCanada231: Oh, GOD! Not the YUPPIE!
ThuhCaptain: what yuppie?
CaptainCanada231: *scratches off Sage and Lisa*
CaptainCanada231: Okay, we've narrowed it down tooo......
CaptainCanada231: Mme Quinby and Miles Kilhara.
CaptainCanada231: And we know it isn't one of them.
ThuhCaptain: wow you're good
CaptainCanada231: Were you talking to them about Geometry Crap That You Couldn't Care Less About But Just Do It To Flaunt Your Ego and Piss Me Off and Look Down Amanda's Shirt?
ThuhCaptain: 9!@!~
CaptainCanada231: 9121...9izi?
CaptainCanada231: Lisa!
ThuhCaptain: no, it was a random keyboard pound. I do not get defensive when you talk about amanda
ThuhCaptain: I do not like amanda
CaptainCanada231: Whoo. *checks off list*
ThuhCaptain: do not do not
ThuhCaptain: do not
CaptainCanada231: do not?
ThuhCaptain: absolutely do not
ThuhCaptain: Do
ThuhCaptain: not
CaptainCanada231: Keep going.
ThuhCaptain: No possibility.
ThuhCaptain: um
ThuhCaptain: I don't
CaptainCanada231: What don't you like?
ThuhCaptain: amanda
ThuhCaptain: like me
CaptainCanada231: What's not to like about her?
ThuhCaptain: I do not liek anything about her.
ThuhCaptain: I liek milk
CaptainCanada231: THEN WHY DON'T YOU LIKE HER?
CaptainCanada231: :-P
ThuhCaptain: I don't like anything that anyone might like about amanda
CaptainCanada231: "MOO! MOO! HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!"
ThuhCaptain: she is nothing to me! NOTHING!
CaptainCanada231: "moooooooOOOOOO!!! hahahahahaha"
ThuhCaptain: *sobs wildly*
CaptainCanada231: MOO! Hahahahaaha...
ThuhCaptain: NOOOOOTHING!!!!
CaptainCanada231: You finish the paper?
ThuhCaptain: scubasteve
ThuhCaptain: no. I haven't started. I'm fucked
CaptainCanada231: "We're fucked."
CaptainCanada231: Jenny King! Holy crap! You can't like her!
ThuhCaptain: I don't like amanda. She's fucked
ThuhCaptain: don't like amanda
ThuhCaptain: don't like amanda
ThuhCaptain: I don't LIKE AMANDA
CaptainCanada231: Narrowing it down.......Vicki....
CaptainCanada231: VICKI!
ThuhCaptain: scubasteve
ThuhCaptain: scubasteve
CaptainCanada231: OHNMCYLDFTLGODVICVKI
ThuhCaptain: I don't LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I don't LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I don't LIKE AMANDA
CaptainCanada231: YES YUO DO
ThuhCaptain: I don't LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I don't LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I don't LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I don't LIKE AMANDA
CaptainCanada231: Okay, let's do someone else.
CaptainCanada231: Sage.
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
CaptainCanada231: W00tsz.
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: What about Sage?
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: You were saying something about Vicky and Sage....?
CaptainCanada231: Vicki or Sage...
CaptainCanada231: Which is it?
ThuhCaptain: "me too man. i hate that. "
-scubasteve
ThuhCaptain: It's amanda
CaptainCanada231: God dammit! NOoooo!
ThuhCaptain: Actually, I don't like eitehr Vicky or Sage.. Sage is to perky, adn Vicky's a bitch
CaptainCanada231: Adn.
ThuhCaptain: Don't worry, it's not really amanda
CaptainCanada231: Sage is too BITHCZY.
CaptainCanada231: And anorexic, to boot.
ThuhCaptain: it's *sobs* not!!!!
CaptainCanada231: Speaking of "boot".
ThuhCaptain: Vicky is a bitch
CaptainCanada231: Yep.
CaptainCanada231: Tagui = Moreso.
CaptainCanada231: Whoa, wait a sec!
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
CaptainCanada231: Jennifer O'Brien!
CaptainCanada231: Duh!
ThuhCaptain: Go scubasteve!
ThuhCaptain: Go scubasteve!Go scubasteve!Go scubasteve!Go scubasteve!
CaptainCanada231: Does her name start with J?
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA I LIKE AMANDA
CaptainCanada231: http://serpent231.tripod.com/AMANDA.jpg
ThuhCaptain: No, it doesn't start with a 'J'
CaptainCanada231: Seriously. Go there.
CaptainCanada231: Starts with "A"
CaptainCanada231: AASSSS
CaptainCanada231: Mme Quinby's ass? WTF?!
ThuhCaptain: My God! I WAS KIDDING!
CaptainCanada231: Too late.
ThuhCaptain: DELETE THAT IMAGE!
CaptainCanada231: Time to post it around school.
ThuhCaptain: I'll BURN YOUR CD RIGHT NOW!
CaptainCanada231: !!!
CaptainCanada231: Thank God. Finally.
ThuhCaptain: I'LL DO ANYTHING! EVEN WORSE THAN SOMEONE FINDING OUT WHO YOU LIKE IS SOMEOE FINDING OUT AND BLABBING SOMEONE YOU DONT!
ThuhCaptain: GAGH!
CaptainCanada231: Like Annette?
CaptainCanada231: Whoops.
ThuhCaptain: HELP!
CaptainCanada231: I'll do it if you GIVE ME THE GODDAMN ADDRESS of that stupid site.
CaptainCanada231: And burn my CD-RW.
CaptainCanada231: And GIVE ME BACK MY SHIT.
ThuhCaptain: My parents have the burner under lock and key :-( But I can give you the URL and be your bitch!
ThuhCaptain: And give everything back except the cdrw
CaptainCanada231: Huzzah.
CaptainCanada231: I'll buy one at Borders.
CaptainCanada231: http://serpent231.tripod.com/JEFFTOP.jpg
CaptainCanada231: http://serpent231.tripod.com/HAHAHA.jpg
CaptainCanada231: Not about Amanda.
CaptainCanada231: Both aren't.
ThuhCaptain: 1) YAGH!
2) GIMME TAHT WINAMP SKIN!

CaptainCanada231: Looking back, this is one of the best chat logs ever.
CaptainCanada231: Both of us could post it around school for Black Male.
ThuhCaptain: You're right. If you post it, could you censor the 'amanda' part?
ThuhCaptain: Three Weeks in a pronographic Helicopter
CaptainCanada231: I'll replace it with "Jeff"
CaptainCanada231: or "Mme Quinby's Ass"
ThuhCaptain: prono.. hehe.. my parents are gonna kill me and this isn't done and I'm gonna die gonna die gona die gonna die
ThuhCaptain: gonna die gonna die gonna die gonna fantisize about amanda gonna die gona die gonna die
CaptainCanada231: ThuhCaptain: I LIKE MME QUINBY'S ASS
CaptainCanada231: ThuhCaptain: I LIKE MME QUINBY'S ASS
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE MME QUINBY'S ASS
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE MME QUINBY'S ASS
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE MME QUINBY'S ASS
ThuhCaptain: *kills gowdey on the sopt*
ThuhCaptain: sopt? What the hell am I thinking? SPOT
CaptainCanada231: Steve, that's just wrong.
CaptainCanada231: ThuhCaptain: I LIKE MME QUINBY'S ASS
ThuhCaptain: Government Control Is Beneficial to Society:

Government control helps regulate society.

Stuff

CaptainCanada231: ThuhCaptain: I LIKE MME QUINBY'S ASS
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE MME QUINBY'S ASS
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE MME QUINBY'S ASS
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE MME QUINBY'S ASS
ThuhCaptain: That's all I have
CaptainCanada231: No, Steve!
ThuhCaptain: Two can play at that "Oooh, I'll type like you" game
ThuhCaptain: You know they're pasted
CaptainCanada231: Ooo.
ThuhCaptain: "11:36:48"?
ThuhCaptain: Government Control Is Beneficial to Society:

Government control helps regulate society.

Stuff

ThuhCaptain: That's AL I HAVE
CaptainCanada231: LOL!
ThuhCaptain: Goddamn Al...
CaptainCanada231: http://serpent231.tripod.com/AMANDA.jpg
CaptainCanada231: Wait, not yet.
CaptainCanada231: NOW
CaptainCanada231: http://serpent231.tripod.com/AMANDA.jpg
ThuhCaptain: same one as before
CaptainCanada231: Not this time.
ThuhCaptain: you win: www.adolescentadulthood.com
CaptainCanada231: Why do I like Jenny King's hair so much?
CaptainCanada231: HOLY CRAP!
CaptainCanada231: w00tz! I feel like a nude man!
CaptainCanada231: *NEW
CaptainCanada231: Wait a sec.
ThuhCaptain: oh
ThuhCaptain: my
god

CaptainCanada231: I HAVE BEEN HERE, YOU MORON. DAMMIT!!!
CaptainCanada231: This is the place that talked about "telltale" signs that they like you.
ThuhCaptain: CaptainCanada231: Why do I like Jenny King's hair so much?
ThuhCaptain: GODDAMNIT!
CaptainCanada231: HAEHA!
CaptainCanada231: If they move their hand up and down the glass...if they rip your pants open in the parking lot after dinner.
ThuhCaptain: WHee.
CaptainCanada231: Why do I like Jenny King so much?
CaptainCanada231: fgd
ThuhCaptain: 'dinner' ... 'dinner'
CaptainCanada231: MY FONT'S BIGGER
CaptainCanada231: HE
ThuhCaptain: Not on this computer
ThuhCaptain: it fits in perfectly
CaptainCanada231: Not in this picture.
ThuhCaptain: but it does IN THIS ONE
ThuhCaptain: And you still never found out who I like
ThuhCaptain: hahe
CaptainCanada231: Sage. Duh.
CaptainCanada231: Who else is there?
CaptainCanada231: HOLY CARP! GINA CESTONI!!!
ThuhCaptain: Actually, I don't like anyone. It was all a ruse to get you thinking I actually do
I LIKE AMANDA
CaptainCanada231: No, I know it's Carina. Forget it, Tuttle's got her covered.
ThuhCaptain: HOLY SHIT WRONG CUT AND PASTE
CaptainCanada231: http://serpent231.tripod.com/EVIDENCE.jpg
ThuhCaptain: KIll. You.
CaptainCanada231: ThuhCaptain: Actually, I don't like anyone. It was all a ruse to get you thinking I actually do
I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: Actually, I don't like anyone. It was all a ruse to get you thinking I actually do
I LIKE AMANDA

ThuhCaptain: Kill. You.
ThuhCaptain: KILL DIE DEATH 80S GUY
CaptainCanada231: No, Steve! No!!!
ThuhCaptain
: Actually, I don't like anyone. It was all a ruse to get you thinking I actually do whack off to Mr. Amsten.

ThuhCaptain: I WILL UNLEASH THE DEVILS OF A THOUSAND ANDREW MCKEE'S UPON THEE
ThuhCaptain: a';kLIHBWk:!
CaptainCanada231: GAAAAHhalllllllaghha
ThuhCaptain: chant! PIUDGIHBSADI!B!UJWBJ:
ThuhCaptain: MUUGGGAAAHAHAHAHAMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000t!
CaptainCanada231: Gotta go. My dad hates you.
ThuhCaptain: But, if I actually told you who I liked, you'd instantly tell Jefe, right?
ThuhCaptain: Back to the english
CaptainCanada231: Nope.
ThuhCaptain: REgulations?!?!?!
CaptainCanada231: Okay.
CaptainCanada231: Stability...
ThuhCaptain: I HATE THIS ENGLISH!
ThuhCaptain: HELP ME!
CaptainCanada231: What's your GPA?
ThuhCaptain: Regulations: gov't needs to control adn regulate certain aspects of life?
ThuhCaptain: 3.7
ThuhCaptain: 1
ThuhCaptain: 3.71
CaptainCanada231: Die.
ThuhCaptain: 3 point
ThuhCaptain: seven
ThuhCaptain: one
ThuhCaptain: one
ThuhCaptain: seven
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: SHIUT!
ThuhCaptain: wrong paste again.. I hate my life
CaptainCanada231: HTF do you keep it there when you WHACK OFF TO AMSTEN?
ThuhCaptain: I just do.
ThuhCaptain: back to english
ThuhCaptain: what do I say besides I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: DAMNIT!
CaptainCanada231: Wow, THAT wasn't intentional...
ThuhCaptain: pizza is like cake
CaptainCanada231: Ghetto Booty
ThuhCaptain: pizza is like cake
CaptainCanada231: Annetteo Booty
ThuhCaptain: piza is I LIKE AMANDA
CaptainCanada231: OH, GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA booty
CaptainCanada231: NOT SHAHARRY!!!
ThuhCaptain: =)
CaptainCanada231: BITGCHALASS!
ThuhCaptain: And you stiull haven't guessed who it was
CaptainCanada231: SHAHARRYGODDDDNOOOOO

ThuhCaptain: SHAHARRY?!?!? NO!?!? SHE IS A SLUTY KLEPTOMANIAC!!!
CaptainCanada231: There are SO MANY bitchy girls at our school.
ThuhCaptain: ALmost as bad as the fact that I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: *can't stop from laughing*
CaptainCanada231: You love Amanda.
ThuhCaptain: it's just so.. funny
CaptainCanada231: Is Amanda your pet name for SHAHARRY?
ThuhCaptain: I do not, i'm just tryig to irritate you
ThuhCaptain: oih32rlm!I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: damn ctrl-v
CaptainCanada231: I can't spell her name, so lemme switch to Sage.
CaptainCanada231: JUST BE YOUR SELF don't try to be this cool guy that your not
be your self and if she dosen not like it, then that is her prob not your's. The
right girl will come along and you guys won't have any impressing to do

CaptainCanada231: That's ALL THEY EVER SAY.
ThuhCaptain: I know. It's hilarious reading al theseposts
CaptainCanada231: Find little ways to touch her. Like place a hand on her shoulder to get her
attention, instead of yelling her name. When you're talking, look her straight in
the eyes. Also, obvious flirts like, "Oh, you look cute today." are quite helpful.
Be obviously subtle about it (yeah I know, it's an oxymoron...)
ThuhCaptain: liek this one: Now, here's the deal: there's this cute girl, who, through some trick of fate, was put in all my classes. Now, I do like her, and she seems to be very friendly toward me. I haven't consciously flirted with her, and since I'm not very good at reading girls, I can't tell whether she's just being friendly (Because that seems to be her personality), or if she's flirting with or is interested in me.
ThuhCaptain: Now, I ask this because I'm wondering if this is just one sided: I flirt with her, thinking she's flirting with me, would she get put off if she just thinks of me as the 'nice guy, but only as a friend'? Would a girl care if a guy who's cute/friendly/funny started flirting with her?
ThuhCaptain: Jesus, can't they figure it out for themselves?
CaptainCanada231: The best way to flirt with a girl is to ignore them and act uninterested.
ThuhCaptain: SHE LIKES YOU, MORON! ASK HER OUT!
CaptainCanada231: YEAH!

ThuhCaptain: scubasteve, suck I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I'm starting to get irritated
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: There. I'm done. I've admitted it.
ThuhCaptain: I like... ice cream
CaptainCanada231: Who's scrubasteve?
ThuhCaptain: I think that ... pizza is liek cake
CaptainCanada231: With plenty of CRACK?
CaptainCanada231: You are HOPPED UP tonight, my friend.
ThuhCaptain: scubasteveSCUBASTEVESCUUUBBAAASTEEEEEEEVE!
ThuhCaptain: The hell kind of a name is that, anyway?
ThuhCaptain: By the way, I'm not scubasteve, I'm 'TheCaptain'
CaptainCanada231: Holy shit.
CaptainCanada231: No.
CaptainCanada231: NO.
ThuhCaptain: why?
ThuhCaptain: did you do a search for TheCaptain's posts?
CaptainCanada231: NO
CaptainCanada231: YES!
CaptainCanada231: All is not lost.
ThuhCaptain: why?
ThuhCaptain: I'm not him eitehr. I've never posted on the forums
ThuhCaptain: Otehrwise, I would have posted on the forums: I LIKE AMANDA
ThuhCaptain: Notice, I didn't
CaptainCanada231: I don't mean to be making excuses for my self, but, a lot of guys are quiet,
and can't help it. Its in their nature and to be honest it isn't fair they we are
being judged based on that alone.
This may be why a lot of nice (a.k.a shy) guys always complain about being
single. We always complain about the jackasses (or cocky arrogant S.O.B's)
picking up all the women because they have plenty of confidence. Could also
be why a lot of women complain that all the men they date are jackasses.

So ladies before you go and judge that quiet guy for not being confident
remember that those guys who ooze confidence could also be your worst
nightmare.

CaptainCanada231: Hey, I like this guy!
ThuhCaptain: That's liek saying Communism is a great system and everyone should try it, because look at how good it was in the past.
ThuhCaptain: Communism is good.. AS AN IDEAL
CaptainCanada231: It is the shy
confident type when a guy will go for what he wants in girls and just in
general, but won't go overboard about it.

CaptainCanada231: SHY CONFIDENT GUY. What's wrong with that phrase?
ThuhCaptain: OXYI LIKE AMANDA MORON
CaptainCanada231: But what were you talking about earlier, Steve?
ThuhCaptain: I LIKE AMANDA PORN
ThuhCaptain: Not funy.
ThuhCaptain: Are you done with your paper yet?
CaptainCanada231: Almost. I'm just rambling now.
ThuhCaptain: Know what I love? Lemme give you a sample post log
CaptainCanada231: This is just awful. I'm not gonna have the strength to write Annette's e-mail back.
CaptainCanada231: Or one of her notes in class.
CaptainCanada231: http://serpent231.tripod.com/EVIDENCE.jpg
ThuhCaptain: LovelessInBumFuckAlabama: I have this girl i like, and I don't know if she likes me. What should I do?
scubasteve: Ask her out! You have nothing to lose
ThuhCaptain: (next day)
CaptainCanada231: Switzerland's organized, right?
ThuhCaptain: scubasteve: I have this girl i like, and I don't know if she likes me. What should I do?
Bob: Ask her out! You have nothing to lose
ThuhCaptain: (next day)
CaptainCanada231: HAHE
ThuhCaptain: Bob: I have this girl i like, and I don't know if she likes me. What should I do?
LovelessinBumFuckAlabama: Ask her out! You have nothing to lose

CaptainCanada231: "Stupid": See Dumbass
ThuhCaptain: =)
CaptainCanada231: "Dumbass": See retarded
CaptainCanada231: "Retarded": See Stupid
CaptainCanada231: http://serpent231.tripod.com/EVIDENCE.jpg
CaptainCanada231: SEE THAT
CaptainCanada231: http://www.adolescentadulthood.com/graphics/flirting-metal.jpg

World's WORST PICTURE.
ThuhCaptain: I'd kill you if that weren't so funny.
ThuhCaptain: the evidence.jpg...
CaptainCanada231: God...I love this one girl, but she won't do anything past squeeze my arm.
CaptainCanada231: What should I do?
CaptainCanada231: Well?
God: Shut up, James.
ThuhCaptain: *cries*
CaptainCanada231: It's true.
CaptainCanada231: I gotta save this log.
CaptainCanada231: Even though it won't be half as funny tomorrow.
CaptainCanada231: Er...today. =)
CaptainCanada231: :-!
CaptainCanada231: :-$
CaptainCanada231: WTF AM I TYPING NOW??!

"Regulations on things like gun control, pollution...if it can be enforced, that's good enough."

CaptainCanada231: I'M AN IDIOT AT MIDNIGHT>
ThuhCaptain: I wish I could logthis chat. It's hilarious. TeenFlirt.com
CaptainCanada231: Hey, I can do it.
CaptainCanada231: Bingo.
ThuhCaptain: get on, and tell me what your SN is
CaptainCanada231: No wonder you're suck a pimp at school.
ThuhCaptain: suck? :-)
CaptainCanada231: Which room?
CaptainCanada231: I'm tired.
ThuhCaptain: I think it's a random room, or amybe the only one
CaptainCanada231: Gotta go. Dammit.
CaptainCanada231: I hate my parents. :-D