***** **** ************ ***** **** ************ ***** **** ***** **** **** ********* ***** **** ********* ********* ***** **** ********* *** ***** **** **** ******* ***** **** **** ******* ***** **** *** *********** **** ********* *********** **** ********* ~~~~~~~~~~IN HIGH SCHOOL~~~~~~~~~~ Author: Justin McNeil E-mail: bigogre@mailcity.com URL: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Portal/1043/index.html Version: None of your beezwax ^_^ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ TABLE OF CONTENTS -- 1. Table of Contents 2. Updates 3. FAQ About the IAQ 4. Plot and Storyline 5. Characters 6. Combat 7. Weapon List 8. Armor List 9. Item List 10. Walkthrough 11. Stuff ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ UPDATES -- 12/03/99 - Update! I know it's kinda crappy, but I had to end this stupid IAQ. Remind me never to write another "Life" IAQ again. It's late, I'm tired, but I needed to finish this so I can work on Freedom. I made it so crappy that you dont even need to go down and finish reading it. It's crappy! Man, is it crappy or what? Crappy! *snores* 11/9/99 - Update! I spaced out the words a little more and figured out how to wrap it (for online use), thanks you Ragnarosen and Arkrist. I finished the skills section and continued with the Accessory List and the Walkthrough. 11/7/99 - Sploit! I updated 3 days in a row now! Added Armor List, Item List (which I will add more to as the game goes on), Accessory List (I will also add to this later), and Skill List. Started the Walkthrough. Yahoo! Alright! 11/6/99 - Update! Yay! Added the rest of the Characters and Weapon List. May add more later today. 11/5/99 - I have created a monster! My creative juices are flowing, so instead of advertising my IAQ all over the place I decided to make it! Hoorah! I created the logo, all the stuff under it, the Table of Contents, the FAQ About The IAQ, the Plot and Storyline, the Characters, and this section. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ FAQ About The IAQ -- What is this game about? Ahh, good question! This is the sequel to the stupidest-but-yet-somehow -weird IAQ Life: The RPG. It is about an average-Joe named Melvin, who has just entered high school. He encounters more friends, weirder objects, meaner bullies, and *gasp*, really hot girls. Hoorah! How many CD's and what platform is this game? This is a 378 CD set. Just spumming! It's one whopping CD, and it's an RPG. Wait, I know your next question. What is it then? It's "What system is this game on?" Well, um, yeah. Ah ha! What system is this game on? Ummm, PlayStation. OoooOOOOoooOOOO. Yeah, k3wl d00d! Do you like waffles? Yes. I love eating them frozen, right out of the box. Escargo? Yeah, I especially like it covered with Dijon Mustard. Ooookaaaay..... Yeah, I agree. We should continue with the IAQ. =)> ( copywrite of Serpent231: =)> ) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Plot and Storyline -- The plot is set in a town called Dofan (since Melvin now says all his "th"s with "f"s) in the corner of Alabama. He has just entered Dofan High School. Recent strange happenings have been happening (obviously). Anyhoo, everyday in the game you will go through 4 classes, each lasting 1 1/2 hours, a break period, and a lunch period , so the game takes a maximum of 7 hours to beat! That's a lot of work! In the classes, you must do your work and stuff. Yeah. There are also extra activities you can do AFTER school! The storyline is pretty basic. The Evil Dark Icy Fist Mega Super Clan-Clan Empire of Black Plague Deaf(th) Club is invading Dofan High School. They are some baaaaaaaad people. They steal lunch money, punch people in the arm for no reason, and even, *gasp*, dump scrawny little kids in garbage cans! Melvin is ticked off at The Evil Dark Icy Fist Mega Super Clan-Clan Empire of Black Plague Deaf(th) Club for stealing his lunch money the other day, and has a plan to kill them all. The Evil Dark Icy Fist Mega Super Clan-Clan Empire of Black Plague Deaf(th) Club has a plan also, though. They plan to conquer Dofan High School, and then conquer the BP Station across the street! Oh no! Melvin must stop them before it is too late! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Characters -- NOTE: You ALWAYS get Melvin, Chris, Michael, and "Big Louie" in your party. The rest of your party member choices are up to you! MAIN CHARACTERS (Melvin, Chris, Michael, "Big Louie") -- Melvin- Melvin is a 32 year old bald man now, and still in high school. He is really short and really fat. He always wears a white tanks top and tight blue jeans with holes in the knees. He often says the words "booyaka", "spoony", "spum", and "tight". Chris- Chris is still the guy he was in "Life: The RPG", except a little more mature and grown up. He basically looks the same, except with more ATK and more skills. Still loves to go fishing. Michael- Michael is also the same kid he was in "Life: The RPG", except he has grown out of his shell now and has starting talking. He also wears more expensive name brand clothes, and doesn't get picked on nearly as much anymore. In this game, however, he has been dumbed down, because I decided to lower his INT to 1. "Big Louie"- "Big Louie" is a new addition to the "Life" cast. He is basically a carbon copy of Michael in his stats and skills, but just has a different look. Also uses different weapon than Michael. FIRST CLASS CHOICES (Lamar or Ben) -- Lamar- Lamar is a Afro-American, as he likes to be called. He always talks about Dragon Ball Z and Ronin Warriors, but don't really pay attention. He has some awesome skills though, he learned them all from watching anime and cartoons. Ben- Ben is a very intellectual person, but is hilarious and charming at the same time. From good looks (at least that's what the girls say) to a cool personality, Ben's got it all, or so it seems. The only thing wrong with Ben is that he uses the weakest weapons in the game: Hamburgers. SECOND CLASS CHOICES (Keira or Katy) -- Keira- Keira is a very, very, very hot girl that likes to talk to Melvin. Everytime Keira is around though, Melvin seems to throw up on her (which is kinda gross), but she's still a good party member. Katy is the other choice for Keira. Katy- Katy is also a very, very, very hot girl that always greets Melvin with a "Hi cutiepie!" and messes up his remaining hair. Very popular and also has some very good skills. I would choose her over Keira, unless you like looks! =)> THIRD CLASS CHOICES (Sean or Adam) -- Sean- Sean is a pothead that Melvin sits next to in his third class. Entertaining person..... Adam- Adam is a little Mexican kid whose dad is a narcotic officer. We all know what THAT means (not really)! Adam has some decent skills, but has weak weapons. FOURTH CLASS CHOICES (Eddie or Zack) -- Eddie- Eddie is also a pothead, but is a really cool person. He has a lot in common with Melvin, but not the looks, considering Melvin is bald. Loves going to sleep. Zack- Zack is a skateboarding kid who has a HILARIOUS sense of humor. He refuses to do anything in Melvin's fourth class (which is P.E. by the way). He has the most powerful skill in the game, the Zack Attack (you knew it was coming). Unfortunately, he uses Skateboards as weapons, which are very slow. HIDDEN CHARACTERS (James, aRkRiSt) -- James- James is a mysterious character, he never shows his face. He wears a flowing black silk suit of Death, which was given to him by The Evil Dark Icy Fist Mega Super Clan-Clan Empire of Black Plague Deaf(th). To get him, you must stand in the lunchroom after lunch and defeat the Corrupted Lunch Ladies. After you do this, he will hop out of the air conditioning vent and jump in your pocket. aRkRiSt- You will find aRkRiSt waaaaay down the road from your school in a field. He has a very powerful weapon, the scythe. Unfortunately for you, you can't actually get him until afterschool, where he's not much use. D'oh! He would've hacked down mad enemies! He can help you in the final boss battle, but by then, everyone else os higher level than him! (Sorry Ark =]) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Combat -- There are five options in battles that you may use: Attack- Uses whatever weapon the character is carrying on the opponent. Damage is determined by the weapons ATK power and the opponents DEF power. Skill- Use a skill that the character possesses, such as Slap -or- Kick In The Family Jewels Item- Use an item in your party's inventory, such as French Fries -or- Snickers Bar Recharge- Causes a character to recharge his/her SP's during combat, but if he/she gets hit, no SP's are gained Run- Runs away from enemy, if you are scared.... There are four attributes that help/hinder your performance in battle: ATK: Attack power, which determines amount of damage you dish out in battle. DEF: Defense power, which cuts down on the amount of damage you take in battle. INT: Intellegence power, which determines the effectiveness of skills. CHA: Charisma power, determines if people think you are cool or not (and helps The Evil Dark Icy Fist Mega Super Clan-Clan Empire of Black Plague Deaf(th) not think you are trying to stop them). ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Weapon List -- DD - Double Damage SILVERWARE -- Melvin ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS++++++++++++++++COST++++++++++++LOCATION+++++++++++++++++++++++ Spoon + 4 ATK none In silverware drawer at Melvin's home Fork + 7 ATK none In silverware drawer at Melvin's home HugeWoodenSpoon + 12 ATK none 21+ cars in the Car Shooting Game Spork + 20 ATK 10% DD none Defeat QuakerOatsMan in stairwell SoupSpoon + 28 ATK none Ask your mom for it after school LegendarySpork + 36 ATK 50% DD 1.00 At the BP Station across from DHS FISHING POLES -- Chris ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS++++++++++++++++COST++++++++++++LOCATION+++++++++++++++++++++++ FishingPole + 5 ATK none Starting weapon FlyRod + 12 ATK none Found after defeating CorruptedJanitor BroomStick + 20 ATK 1.00 Bought at BP Station across from DHS PlasticBat + 31 ATK 10% stun 3.00 Bought at BP Station across from DHS MegaPole3000 + 50 ATK 5.00 Bought at BP Station across from DHS FINGERNAILS -- Michael ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS++++++++++++++++COST++++++++++++LOCATION+++++++++++++++++++++++ FingerNails + 7 ATK none Starting weapon LongFingerNails + 15 ATK none FingerNail evolution ReallyLongNails + 31 ATK none LongFingerNails evolution HardNails + 39 ATK (see below) Grown after drinking 1 pint of Milk ReallyHardNails + 46 ATK (see below) Grown after drinking 2 pints of Milk UltraNails + 57 ATK (see below) Grown after drinking 3 pints of Milk YO-YO'S -- "Big Louie" ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS++++++++++++++++COST++++++++++++LOCATION+++++++++++++++++++++++ PlasticYoYo + 5 ATK none Starting weapon DemonYoYo + 12 ATK fire damage none Found after defeating CCC Firestorm + 19 ATK fire damage 2.00 Bought at Wal-Mart after school Brain + 23 ATK + 3 INT 5.00 Bought at Wal-Mart after school DuncanYoYo + 34 ATK none Found at Melvin's house after school LegendaryYoYo + 51 ATK none Found on altar in Secret Tunnel of Darkness HAMBURGERS -- Ben ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS++++++++++++++++COST++++++++++++LOCATION+++++++++++++++++++++++ HamBurger + 1 ATK none Starting weapon CheeseBurger + 2 ATK none Defeat CorruptedLunchLadies at DHS BigMac + 3 ATK none Defeat RonaldMcDonald at McDonald's MonsterMac + 4 ATK none Defeat Hamburgaler at McDonald's BaconCheeseMelt + 5 ATK none Defeat DaveThomas at Wendy's MonsterBurger + 6 ATK none Defeat GiantHardee'sChickenStar at Hardee's ChickenSandwich + 7 ATK none Defeat TheColonel at KFC ROCKS -- Lamar ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS++++++++++++++++COST++++++++++++LOCATION+++++++++++++++++++++++ Pebble + 3 ATK none Starting weapon Rock + 7 ATK none Umm, found outside LargeRock + 31 ATK 5% DD none Umm, found outside BigRock + 37 ATK 10% DD none Umm, found outside HugeRock + 41 ATK 25% DD none Umm, found outside LegendaryRock + 46 ATK 50% DD none Dig it up with MiningPick at Break HAIRPINS -- Keira ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS++++++++++++++++COST++++++++++++LOCATION+++++++++++++++++++++++ SilverHairpin + 15 ATK none Starting weapon GoldHairpin + 10 ATK + 5 DEF none Starting weapon FlowerHairpin + 10 ATK + 5 INT none Starting weapon CoolHairpin + 10 ATK + 5 CHA none Starting weapon MegaHairpin + 15 ATK + 5 all 5.00 Bought at Wal-Mart after school SCRUNCHIES -- Katy ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS++++++++++++++++COST++++++++++++LOCATION+++++++++++++++++++++++ SilverScrunchy + 15 ATK none Starting weapon GoldScrunchy + 10 ATK + 5 DEF none Starting weapon FlowerScrunchy + 10 ATK + 5 INT none Starting weapon CoolScrunchy + 10 ATK + 5 CHA none Starting weapon UltraScrunchy + 15 ATK + 5 all 5.00 Bought at Wal-Mart after school DRUG RELATED WEAPONS -- Sean and Eddie (Zack can only use Cigarette) ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS++++++++++++++++COST++++++++++++LOCATION+++++++++++++++++++++++ CheapCigarette + 3 ATK none Found in DHS bathrooms Cigarette + 5 ATK none Found in DHS bathrooms CheapCigar + 7 ATK none Found in DHS bathrooms Cigar + 10 ATK none Found in DHS bathrooms WeedPipe + 30 ATK 1.00 Buy from Street Thug near BP Station DimeBag + 34 ATK .10 Buy from Street Thug near BP Station TRUMPET -- Adam ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS++++++++++++++++COST++++++++++++LOCATION+++++++++++++++++++++++ BrassTrumpet + 7 ATK + 1 DEF none Starting weapon CopperTrumpet + 12 ATK + 1 DEF none Found in Old Gym SilverTrumpet + 19 ATK + 1 INT none Found in Auditorium GoldTrumpet + 27 ATK + 1 CHA none Found in Band Room BlastTrumpet + 99 ATK - 20 CHA none Given to Adam by Cait Sith after 3rd class SKATEBOARDS -- Zack and Sean ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS++++++++++++++++COST++++++++++++LOCATION+++++++++++++++++++++++ CheapBoard + 15 ATK - 2 DEF none Starting weapon GoodBoard + 31 ATK - 5 DEF none Found in Secret Tunnel of Darkness at Break SancBoard + 53 ATK - 7 DEF 5.00 Bought at Sanctuary Skatepark after school DC Board + 72 ATK - 9 DEF 9.00 Bought at Sanctuary Skatepark after school HawkBoard + 99 ATK - 5 DEF none Given to Sean by Shadowy Figure (who is really Tony Hawk) before battling Corrupted Lunch Ladies ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Armor List -- ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS++++++++++++++++COST++++++++++++LOCATION+++++++++++++++++++++++ Shirt + 3 DEF none Everyone's starting equipment Pants + 5 DEF none Everyone's starting equipment Shoes + 4 DEF none Everyone's starting equipment AE Shirt + 10 DEF 4.00 Bought at American Eagle store at the mall KhakiPants + 12 DEF 6.00 Bought at American Eagle store at the mall NikeShoes + 9 DEF 8.00 Bought at Foot Locker store at the mall LongSleeveShirt + 18 DEF none Found in Janitor's Closet.... DenimPants + 20 DEF none Found in Janitor's Closet.... HikingBoots + 14 DEF none Only Chris can wear, he starts with them ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Item List -- ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS++++++++++++++++COST++++++++++++LOCATION+++++++++++++++++++++++ CinnamonToast Restores 10 HP none Melvin's mom brings it to him for breakfast Gatorade Restores 15 HP none Melvin's mom brings it to him for breakfast IcedTea Restores 25 HP none Inspect counter before school Milk Evolves fingernails .25 Can buy from Good Lunch Lady at DHS BeenieWeenies ReleaseGas; UltraPoot .25 Can buy from Good Lunch Lady at DHS Hook HookOnTheLip none 10 found in Chris' backpack MiningPick Digs up LegendaryRock none Found in Janitor's Closet.... FrenchFries Restores 30 HP .75 Bought in fry line at DHS lunchroom SnickersBar Restores 50 HP .60 Bought at snack machine in DHS lunchroom ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Accessory List -- ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS++++++++++++++++COST++++++++++++LOCATION+++++++++++++++++++++++ TemporaryTattoo + 3 ATK none 16-20 cars in Car Shooting Game AntiCharmPendant prevents [charm] none Coach Childers will give it to you after saving him CoolBadge + 3 CHA none Defeat Corrupted Lunch Ladies ChefHat prevents [blind] none Defeat Corrupted Lunch Ladies ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Skill List -- MELVIN -- ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS+++++++++++++ Stab 10% DD Thrust 20% DD Rake 30% DD DoubleStab 40% DD BackStab 50% DD CHRIS -- ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS+++++++++++++ Cast [confuse] opponent Reel 15-20 damage PullInDaFish [confuse] opponent; 10-15 damage MegaCast [confuse] [blind] opponent; 10-15 damage HookOnTheLip 20-25 damage (requires Hook) MICHAEL -- ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS+++++++++++++ BhuddaBelly [stun] opponent ArmpitSmell [poison] opponent Moon [blind] opponent ReleaseGas 50% instant death on enemy (requires BeenieWeenies) UltraPoot 75% instant death on enemy (requires BeenieWeenies) "BIG LOUIE" -- ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS+++++++++++++ Same skills as Michael LAMAR -- ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS+++++++++++++ Dow-Chi 10-15 damage Fire spell KaoKhen doubles Lamar's ATK KaoKhen x10 doubles Lamar's ATK and DEF KaoKhen x20 doubles Lamar's ATK, DEF, and INT Kameameya 20-30 damage energy beam BEN -- ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS+++++++++++++ Charm [charm] enemies Wink [charm] enemies; 5-10 damage Smile [charm] [blind] enemies; 5-10 damage Laugh [charm] enemies; 10-15 damage HystericalLaugh 50% instant death on enemies KEIRA -- ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS+++++++++++++ Seduce [charm] [confuse] 1 enemy Slap 5-15 damage Smack 10-15 damage MegaSmack 20-30 damage KickToTheFamilyJewels 35-45 damage KATY -- ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS+++++++++++++ Same skills as Keira SEAN -- ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS+++++++++++++ Annoy [confuse] 1 enemy AreaAnnoy [confuse] enemies Smoke [blind] enemies HeadButt 10-20 damage DeathSmoke [confuse] enemies; 20-25 damage ADAM -- ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS+++++++++++++ PlayATune 5-10 damage on enemies NoiseBlast 10-20 damage on enemies SuperBlast 15-25 damage on enemies EarBlast 20-30 damage on enemies BonkHeadWithTrumpet 30-40 damage on enemies EDDIE -- ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS+++++++++++++ Same skills as Sean ZACK -- ++NAME++++++++++++EFFECTS+++++++++++++ Attack 10-20 damage on 1 enemy DarkSlide [confuse]; 5-10 damage on 1 enemy 360FrontSide [charm] all enemies SuperAttack 20-30 damage on 1 enemy ZackAttack [charm] [confuse]; 50-70 damage on all enemies ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ WALKTHROUGH -- ++PART 1: WAKING UP++++++++++++++++ Of course, you start the game dreaming about The Evil Dark Icy Fist Mega Super Clan-Clan Empire of Black Plague Deaf(th) Club and how you want to kill them all. Then your sister, Kristin walks in and jumps on your bed. Push her over and look over to your left. You will see your breakfast, CinnamonToast and Gatorade. Don't eat it, save it for later. Get up and get dressed by inspecting your dresser with the x button. You will equip the Shirt, Pants, and Shoes. Grab your wallet, which contains 10.00! Go talk to your mom and she will give you 2.00 more dollars for lunch. Save this money for later also. Now your mom will say "Go get in the car." Do so, but not until you inspect the counter (with the x button) for some IcedTea. After getting the IcedTea, inspect the silverware drawer twice for the Spoon and the Fork. Equip the Fork. Now go get in the car, and your mom will pull out of the garage and drive into the street. Now this is a very fun mini-game! _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Car Shooting Game! Rewards -- 1-5 cars: CinnamonToast 6-10 cars: Gatorade 11-15 cars: IcedTea 16-20 cars: TemporaryTattoo and CinnamonToast 21+ cars: HugeWoodenSpoon and Gatorade Rules -- As you are driving down the road, you see nothing but all black cars. You recognize these cars to be members of The Evil Dark Icy Fist Mega Super Clan-Clan Empire of Black Plague Deaf(th) Club cars. You say "Ohhhhhh... fffuuuuddggggeee" and a gun magically appears on the hood of your mom's car. Take the gun and shoot as many cars as possible in 30 seconds! _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ If you got 21+ cars, equip the HugeWoodenSpoon, now you'll really be kicking butt! Your mom drops you off in the Senior Parking Lot, which is where you meet up with your first party members. ++PART 2: FIRST CLASS++++++++++++++ Walk up to where Chris, Michael, and "Big Louie" are standing. They will all say "Wuzzup" and join your party! They come equipped with basic starting equipment (except Chris has HikingBoots). Now for your second mini-game! _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Wall-Ball Game! Rewards -- 1-5 catches: nothing 6-10 catches: nothing 11-15 catches: nothing 16-10 catches: nothing 21+ catches: nothing Rules -- Chris pulls out a tennis ball from his backpack and wants to play Wall-Ball, like every morning. Just agree to playing, because this is a fun mini-game. Now, to catch the ball, you have to press the X button as soon as it comes near you. You will reach out and grab it. If you miss it, run as fast as you can with the D-pad or you'll get pegged with it and lose 5 HP's. As you can see, you gain nothing from this game, so it is pointless. _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ After that rewarding game, the bell rings! A FMV sequence pops up and shows everyone walking to their classes. Now you arrive in Coach Childers' class, your first block History class. This class is your second favorite of the day, because Melvin likes History. Sit down at your desk and be quiet. He will call roll. After calling roll, your Really-Cool-Beeping-Thing-That-Goes-In-Your-Ear (RCBTTGIYE for short) goes off. Your RCBTTGIYE was given to you by some shadowy figures in a dark alley, and they told you to rid Dofan High School of The Evil Dark Icy Fist Mega Super Clan-Clan Empire of Black Plague Deaf(th) Club. You are getting a beep that says Coach Childers is Corrupted, or infected, by The Evil Dark Icy Fist Mega Super Clan-Clan Empire of Black Plague Deaf(th) Club. To get him back to normal, you must get a Pass to the hallway so you can see who's controlling him. Get out of your seat and go ask him to write you a Pass. He will say "No, sit down! The Evil Dark Icy Fist Mega Super Clan-Clan Empire of Black Plague Deaf(th) Club will rule us all!". You KNOW he's Corrupted now! You ask him again to write you a Pass and now you have to fight him! CorruptedCoachChilders is armed with the DemonYoYo, which is a decent weapon for "Big Louie". To defeat CCC (hehe), have Melvin attack regularly with whatever weapon he has. Make Chris attack also, and have Michael and "Big Louie" use BhuddaBelly constantly so CCC cannot hit you (because he is stunned). You should defeat him rather easily, and he will crumple to the ground and you will recieve the DemonYoYo. Equip it on "Big Louie". Now, he is K.O.ed, so go out into the hallway and see who is controlling him. But first, stop by the bathroom (it's a few feet away from CCC's classroom) to collect 4 weapons for people later in the game. You will receive CheapCigarette, Cigarette, CheapCigar, and the Cigar. Now walk out of the bathroom and head to the stairway. You will have many random fights along the way. Use these to your advantage to gain levels and skills. You will fight CorruptedMoniters (which are very easy), CorruptedTeachers, and LivingPencils. The LivingPencils have the BackStab attack, and can wipe out an ally in a single swipe. When you reach the stairwell, you'll find the QuakerOatsMan holding a small black box. The following text will appear: Melvin: So you're 'fe one, huh? QuakerOatsMan: Hahahaha! I will destroy the world! Melvin: It's too late for you! Die villain! QuakerOatsMan: Hahahaha! You can never defeat me! I will destroy the world! Melvin: Shut up! Stop saying 'fat! QuakerOatsMan: Arg! You little goody-two-shoes! I will destroy the world! Melvin: AGHAGHAGHAGHE! Shut up, spum-face! And with that, you will battle the QuakerOatsMan. He is very tough. He has several major damage attacks, and he can heal himself with the Oatmeal item! His attacks are BowlSlice, ForceFeed, and DeathMeal. Don't let him use DeathMeal, it automatically kills one of your party members. BowlSlice does a little damage, and ForceFeed [stun]s one of your allies. Have Melvin beat QOM with whatever weapon he has. Have Chris use the Reel skill if he has it. Have Michael use BhuddaBelly to [stun] QOM and have "Big Louie" use his DemonYoYo. If one of your party members is low on HP's, have Melvin use CinnamonToast on them. After you defeat him, you will receive 2.00, a can of BeenieWeenies (huh?) and the Spork weapon for Melvin. Equip the Spork weapon on Melvin and head back to CCC's room, but not before stepping on the black box to get CCC back to normal. Once in the classroom (you will fight more random fights on the way back), sit back down in your desk. Coach Childers will thank you for saving him and will hand over the AntiCharmPendant. That is all for your first class! Now it is time to choose the character for this class. A screen with text will pop up that asks you who you want to join you. If you choose Lamar, do some rock collecting at Break. If you choose Ben, you gotta head to the fast food restaraunts after school to grab his weapons. ++PART 3: BREAK++++++++++++++++++++ Now after the bell rings collect your backpack and head out to the break area, which extends from the Science building to the library. Go to the spot you, Chris, Michael, and "Big Louie" hang out at every day. Sometimes, a little dude named Vance comes up and hangs out with you, but he is generally quiet and does not join your party. Now, if you picked Lamar, head over to a local Janitor's Closet. Open it up and walk in. Text will appear: Melvin : It sure smells funny in here. Chris : Yeah. Michael : ...... "Big Louie" : Do we have an Algebra test today? Lamar : Armor of Wildfire, dowwwwww chiiiiiii! Melvin : Ummm, OK. We accomplished nofing. Chris : Yeah. Michael : ...... "Big Louie" : Did you watch South Park last night? Lamar : Khao Ken tiiiiimmmesss 20!! Melvin : Quiet, you spoony bards! Chris : Yeah! Michael : ...... "Big Louie" : Dork! Lamar : Masinko! Melvin : 'Fat is getting annoying, guys. After that pointless series of text, a Broomhilda will attack you. Just use your regular weapons on it and it will die eventually. Have Lamar heal when necessary. After this, you will recieve the MiningPick, LongSleeveShirt, and DenimPants. Equip the armor on Melvin and go outside. Find a nice rocky spot and use the MiningPick from your inventory screen. You will dig up the LegendaryRock! Equip it on Lamar and now go in search of "Big Louie"'s ultimate weapon, the LegendaryYoYo. Search the walls until you find a secret passage. It's next to a large graffiti painting that says "You spoony bard!". Walk in and go up to the Mysterious Altar. There is a YoYo on it. Inspect it and you will find "Big Louie"'s ultimate weapon, the LegendaryYoYo! Deja vu! Now the bell has rung-rang-ringed for 2nd class, so you better head over that way. ++PART 4 : SECOND CLASS++++++++++++ This class is pointless, because you never learn anything and the teacher lets you do anything you want to in there. So, it's time to play some more Wall-Ball! Wooohoooo! _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Wall-Ball Game! Rewards -- 1-5 catches: nothing 6-10 catches: nothing 11-15 catches: nothing 16-10 catches: nothing 21+ catches: nothing Rules -- Chris pulls out a tennis ball from his backpack and wants to play Wall-Ball, like every second block class. Just agree to playing, because this is a fun mini-game. Now, to catch the ball, you have to press the X button as soon as it comes near you. You will reach out and grab it. If you miss it, run as fast as you can with the D-pad or you'll get pegged with it and lose 5 HP's. As you can see, you gain nothing from this game, so it is pointless. _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ And, after another pointless game of Wall-Ball, you are tired. Time to sit down, relax, and play your Game Boy. Pop in Killer Instinct and play! This is a small sequence where you actually get to play a real game within this game. Whoa! After a while, the game gets old and you throw your Game Boy in the garbage and damn it to hell forever. Now, just go to sleep. = ) After this class, the bell rings! Now a new screen will pop up and ask you which character you want to join you. Choose whichever girl you want, they're all the same, right? Well, at least these two are. ++PART 5: THIRD CLASS++++++++++++++ This class is The Most Dreaded Class Of All Time. Walk in and go over to your seat. She will put a "Warm-Up" on the overhead projector, which you must do or receive a ZERO for that Daily Grade. And your grade in this class is already low enough! Actually, just copy down all the problems and then when she goes over it copy her answers. She will ask to pass it up, so do so. Another 100! Maybe this will help your pathetic grade. RIIIIIIING! Lunch-time! Run down the hall, down the stairs, walk straight into the next hall, and voila, the lunchroom! Run to the fry line as fast as you can because if you dont it gets awfully long. Grab the best looking fries and drink and pay for them. Head over to where Kyle, Sean, Adam, and other tag-alongs are sitting. This is where the Taste Pak comes in handy! Whenever you eat a fry and you have the Taste Pak on your tongue, you can taste the actual fry! When finished, throw your garbage away and go grab a Snickers Bar. The French Fries and SnickersBar are now in your inventory, along with another IcedTea. Now after eating, the bell will ring. But instead of going back to class, stay in the lunchroom for some really nice items.... First things first, buy 3 pints of Milk and make Michael drink them to evolve his fingernails. He now has his ultimate weapon, the UltraNails. Then buy some BeenieWeenies so you can sue Michael's ultimate attacks. A shadowy figure will step into the lunchroom and hand you a HawkBoard for no apparent reason. Then unmask him to reveal he is really Tony Hawk! But it appears you have made too much noise..... The Corrupted Lunch Ladies are on the loose! There are 3 of them and they are in a group together so it will be hard to defeat them. Have everyone use their best weapons and skills you have aquired so far, and dont hold back anything. Heal when necessary! Dont lose this battle! Glare and Stare can PARA an ally, Bare can BLIND them, Fare can make them POOR, Dare can cause them to go INSANE, and Tear will cause massive amounts of damage to one character. Corrupted Lunch Ladies Optional Boss Battle : Yes Level Suggested : 20 Difficulty : Pretty durn hard EXP : Awesome Treasures : Many, many items are aquired! Attacks : Glare, Stare, Bare, Fare, Dare, and Tear After you defeat them, you will receive the following items : CoolBadge accessory ChefHat accessory FrenchFries Now James Gowdey will jump out of the air vents and hop in your pocket. He is now a usable character!Weeeee! Now go back to class and go to sleep until the bell rings. When asked your choice, choose Sean and equip him with the HawkBoard. Now go to your 4th and final class! ++PART 4: FOURTH CLASS+++++++++++++ Go to the Davis Gym, which is the building not connected to anything. Walk in the front door and go up the stairs to be called for roll. Your PE teacher is somewhat of a, well, DYKE-BITCH! Everyone hates her guts! She looks like a man and plays sports like a man and has a mustasio (err, mustache)! Go downstairs like she commands. Dont dress out, it takes about 10 minutes. Just lay your backpack against the wall and drift off to sleep, or play basketball. Playing basketball is relatively easy, just press O constantly to dribble and press X to shoot. be sure to aim it right with the Aim Bar(tm) ! When it's in the middle press X and you will shoot it in the hoop! Hoody hoo! Now Dyke-Bitch will command you to get dressed back in, but will then change and morph into a gigantic buff guy and start ripping heads off and stuff. Engage combat with her. Use everyone's best skills (especially Michael's UltraPoot) to defeat her. Use best weapons and heal when you need to, blah blah blah. After you kill her, the class will end and school is over! Ya hoo ie! Ya hoo ie! Yippie! But first, choose your character. I would suggest choosing Eddie because Zack uses Skateboards, but Sean is already using the ultimate board. Equip Eddie with the Cigarette. ++PART 5: AFTER SCHOOL+++++++++++++ Go to the BP station across the street from DHS and buy everyone's ultimate weapon from there, and maybe pick up a few items. Now head to the back of the BP Station and buy Eddie's ultimate weapon, the DimeBag. Equip it on him and then head over to the mall. Buy all of the cool armor and equip it. Now go to the field down from DHS and pick up Arkrist, but first you have to fight off all the Crows away from him. Just use your weapons and dont waste any MP on skills unnecessarily. After you kill them Arkrist will join you and he is equipped with all of the best equipment, AND a Scythe! Now, go back to DHS and walk into the main doors. CorruptedDoctorMcCarty is at the door. He is DHS' principal, and you must defeat his corruptee, Cap'n Crunch. The ol' Cap'n is hiding in a closet behind the principal's office. He has some incredible attacks such as Crunch, CrunchBerry, and HealBerry. CrunchBerry does an awesome amount of damage and HealBerry fully heals himself. Use EVERYTHING you've got to beat him! After you defeat him, Dr. McCarty is no longer Corrupted and neither is the rest of the school. You have beat the game! Finally.... This ends my IAQ! I know it was really crappy but I wasn't really into writing this. Sorry guys. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ STUFF - Thanks to everyone who actually read this piece of shit - Please e-mail me and flame me for doing such a slacking job - Also encourage me to finish Freedom good! - Remind me never to write a "Life" game again - Don't waste your time posting it, cause it's not worth it - I didn't even implement everything I was going to because this game is so crappy - Sorry - Man, I didn't have dinner. Give me some food, now! - This is beginning to run on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. You get the point. - Goodnight, I'm going to bed now. My @$$ hurts from sitting here.