(check the pictures for hidden
text!)
Midgar Swamp Productions 'n Stuff,
Inc presents
Why's Mr. T gone to Canada,
foo'?!
Jes' read on!
Mr. T wakes up one fine day...only to realize that
he's late to work at the Children's home!
He drinks a quick glass of milk before leaving...
...Unaware that a small underground group of Generic
People are plotting an attack on him!
Mr. T starts up his custom made 1982 GMC van!
Wait, wasn't there something about Generic People a
couple pictures back?
Oh no, there was! Mr. T runs into a roadblock of Generic
People with guns!
But he thinks fast and pulls out his trusty little
friend!
Two innocent Generic People look on as Mr. T finishes
his work, then...approaches them?
"Yo! You suckas seen any other...uh...Generic
Guys?"
The Generic People shake their heads nervously, and
Mr. T is FURIOUS!
"DON'T BE LYIN' TO ME, FOO! DAT'S BAD! I GON' THROW
YOU HELLUVA FAR NOW!"
Hasty Getaway time! Since he's even more late
to get to the children's home, Mr. T takes his CUSTOM BUILT JET (w/
mohawk)!
Mr. T! Look out for the Generic Guy with the--
It's too late! Mr. T is hit, and jumps out of his
plane!
He manages to parachute down, and lands
in...CANADA?!
Well, it looks like Mr. T's found himself a new place
to work!
