On a really distant island, Last Sunday B.C., There lived an esper named Skyler, Really different from you or me... He didn't have any work to do, Just another guy in a weird old suit He did a good job lying around the place But no-one really liked him so they shot him into spa-ace... We'll send him cheesy fanfics The worst we can find He'll have to sit and read them all While we're messing with his mind Now keep in mind, Skyler doesn't care when these fanfics begin or end, (la la la) Because he used his spare time To invite his esper friends ESPER ROLL CALL! OYNX! Iiiit's me! MIKOSI! *coughs* RAGNAROK! Hello. TERRAAAAATOOO! Hey-hey! So if you're wondering how he eats and sleeps And other useless facts (la la la) Repeat to yourself it's just an MST You should REALLY just relax... For Mystery Esper Theater 2000! *fancy guitar riff* -- >Title: Pokemon Meets Titanic Skyler: (random Pokemon) Hello, Titanic! *the Titanic runs the Pokemon over* >Author: Ragnarok: Mr. Nobody? Too bad... >Censor: PG Mikosi: Yeah... "Plot Gone"! >Reviews: 22 >Pokemon Meets Titanic Mikosi: AAAGGGGHHH!!! NOOOOO!!! >Ash, Misty, and Brock are relaxing when some annoying villians come up = >to >them. Ragnarok: And then they do the villians' theme song. Mikosi: How's that go? Skyler: We're-a villians, yes indeed... Ragnarok: We're-a villians, and we're really mean... Mikosi: Okay, I heard enough. >Jessie: Hi, we're here to capture pikachu! >James: But first you have to listen to our motto yet again! Skyler: Oh, now THAT's a villian's theme song. >Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Anything but that! Mikosi: (Slaps Ash upside the head) I like it, it's spiffy *Cough!!* >Meowth: Haha you twerps, you're stuck listening! >"To Protect the world from devastation!" >"To unite all people within our nation!" >"To denounce the evils of truth and love!" >"To extend our reach to the stars above!" >"Jessie!" >"James!" Mikosi: "...Mikosi...!" >"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!" Ragnarok: I wish they did... they would burst into flames... >"Surrender now or prepare to fight!" >"Meowth, that's right!" >Jessie: Now, feel the wrath of a fishing trick! Ragnarok (Jessie): See, you have to use green malt balls as the bait, and then cast the line 231 feet into the pond... Misty: Huh? >Then, a net comes around the 3 trainers, Pikachu and Togepi. Mikosi: Missed me! >James: Now, we are going to attach you to the balloon and take you to >the boss! >Brock: You won't get away with this, Team Rocket! >Meowth: Oh yeah? >The journey is going smoothly until Team Rocket reaches top height. >Then, pikachu just HAS to do something to ruin the plan. Skyler: It just wouldn't be Pikachu if he didn't! >Pikachu: P-I-K-A-CHUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! Skyler: P-I-K-A, you ain't got no friends today... >After this attack, the net comes unattached from the balloon. Our >heroes fall down...fast! >Misty: EEEKKKKKK!!!!!!! Skyler: If this person knew how to write, Misty would say "Ek!" >Ash: Why do we have to blast off instead of Team Rocket?=20 >Brock: I dunno, but we're falling fast!=20 >Yes, they're falling right into the water! Are our heroes doomed? NO! It >appears that they're landing on a boat! All: Who the hell said that? >Ash: Cool, it's a boat! >Misty: I don't like boats, I get seasick! Mikosi: *Cough!* Loser! >Brock: Let's look around! >Ash, Misty and Brock went to a room. And in that room was...Leonardo DiCaprio! Mikosi: (pulse) ^v^^~---------------------------- >Leo: Hey, I'm so happy I made it on the Titanic! Skyler: We're all so happy he's on the doomed Titanic. >His roomate: Me too! >Leo: Let's check out the upper deck! >Misty: Oh my god, we're stuck on the Titanic! We're doomed! >DiCaprio turned around from hearing the noise. >Leo: Hey, who are you? How did you get here? >Brock, Misty and Ash: We don't know! Ragnarok: You opened the door, retards... >Pikachu: Pika Pika PIKACHU!!!! (We all know that you suck!) >Pickahu uses thunder on Leo Dicaprio. Mikosi: If you cut his head off, he'll be Leonardo DiCapitated!!! *laughs hysterically* Skyler: ... Ragnarok: ... >Ash: I would have to agree with him! >Ash pickes up a soda bottle and threw it at him. >Brock: You suck so much, I can hardly stand it! Skyler: Oh, that's GOTTA hurt... >Brock throws several oranges at him. Skyler: (Leo in Final Fantasy 8) You can't harm me! I have oranges junctioned to my Elem-Def-J! I AM EENVEENCEEBLE!! >Leo: Since I obviously have no adoring fans here, I'll go leave. Mikosi: (under her breath) Arrogant bigot! >Misty: Wait! I'm your biggest fan! You're sooooo hot! >Misty gives Dicaprio a big hug. >Leo: Wow, you're a cutie! Say let's go steady! Mikosi: Maalox anyone?? >Misty: I'd love to. >As they hug and kiss, "My Heart Will Go On" begins to play. >Ash: YUCK!!! Turn off that sucky music! Ragnarok: I can't really make a joke about that... >Brock: Besides Misty, you're ruining the plot of the movie! Mikosi: plot? what plot? >Ash: Yeah, he's supossed to get together with Kate Winslet! Mikosi: You mean the bimbo?? >Misty: Like I care. >She continues to hug and kiss Leo. >Brock: It's no use. Let's go to the upper deck. >So they walked to the upper deck. Standing there was Kate Winslet. Mikosi: Speak of the Devil! >Brock: Oh my god, she is so hot! Mikosi: Yeah, sunburns do that to people, Brock! >Brock walks up to her, with his goofy face in an incredible trance. >Brock: Hi Kate! You're gorgeous! Will you go out with me? >Kate punches him. >Kate: Yeah right, guys like you suck! You don't even have a first class >seat on the Titanic! Mikosi: (High fives Kate) nice *cough* sucker *cough* punch >Ash: We don't have a seat, period! >Brock staggeres back to Ash. >Ash: Serves you right. She's hardly your type. Ragnarok: Hmm... a slit-eyed, spiky haired, puffy vest wearing girl... there are a lot of those... Skyler: Hey, there really are. Mikosi: *punches ragnarok* leave me and my individual beauty alone! >Brock: Well, it was worth a try. >Ash: Now that that's over with, let's go somewhere else.= >Brock and Ash walk over to the church. But, just as they're about to go >in, our walked...Hanson!!! Mikosi: AAR3$6EK#^JSUC#NJSKAF%LHLIKUGLJKNVBSAL(#@*@&$^%(@*&@ (translation: Oh darn!) Skyler: Okay, I think that's weird enough for me... so long! *Skyler teleports away and Oynx appears* Oynx: Heeeeey! *Ragnarok and Mikosi groan* Mikosi: where's the pesticide when you need it??? >Ash: Oh god, it's Hanson! Can't anything right happen here?= >Brock: Shoo Hanson, shoo! You suck! Mikosi: Yeah, hee hee, like a vaccuum >Hanson: MMMbop, dop way doo wop, MMMbop.... >Hanson continues to sing until Ash is suddenly sucked into their evil >trance. >Ash: MMMbop, dop way doo wop......... >Zack: Our recruiting plan for fans was a sucess! >Tay: Yeah, if we keep making fans like that, who knows what could >happen? >People may actually like our songs? Oynx: Not if every hair on my body is plucked off! >Hanson carries Ash off with them. >Brock: Nooooo!!!! Ash!! >Pikachu: Pika!!! (don't leave me Ash!) Oynx: *hums romantic music* >But it was too late. Ash was sucked into the trance. >Brock: Oh well, we'll just have to keep walking and see what we can do, >Pikachu. >Pikachu: Pikachu (I guess so) >So Brock and Pikachu keep walking to the back of the boat. Just when >you >thought they'd run >into enough people, there's the cast of Final Fantasy 7! All but Mikosi: WHOO-HOO!! A GOOD plot twist! Mikosi: Am I the only one who just doesn't get Final Fantasy?! >Cloud: Hey! What video game are you from? >Brock: Pikachu and I are from pokemon! Along with my other friends who >have gone insane. Ragnarok: Brock isn't insane... compared to an orange-throwing, spikey-haired, puffy vest-wearing pervert... >Tifa: Oh, isn't little mouse adorable! >Tifa picks up pikachu and begins massaging it's cheeks. Oynx: No, no. Pikachu massages HER cheeks. *Mikosi takes her mallet and swings at Oynx, making him fly off. Terrato appears in midair and lands with a big THUD.* Terrato: Hey-hey! >Pikachu: Pika Pika! (that feels really good!)= >Then, Brock notices Tifa and her big, uh, you know... Mikosi: ER-HERM... that's a little UN-kosher!! >Brock: Baby, you are hot! Look at those big, round,- Ragnarok: Yup, Brock SURELY isn't insane. >Tifa punches him with her Premium Heart. He is knocked unconscious. >Tifa: Now, back to business. I must make you feel great, Pikachu. Ragnarok: Holy God... >A vomiting noise is heard in the background. Ragnarok: Hey, it's me after hearing that last line! Terrato: No, it's much worse... >Yuffie: I can't stand this, I'm so boat sick! All but Mikosi: AAAGGGHH!!! YUFFIE!!! Mikosi: I DON'T GET THIS!!! >Cid: Will you shut yer ass up? All but Mikosi: Go, Cid! Mikosi: Go where!? >Yuffie: NOT UNTIL I GET OFF THIS FUCKING SHIP!!! Terrato: Teenage girls can be _so_ annoying sometimes... *Mikosi glares up at Terrato* >Hearing this, Barret gets very angry. >Barret: You wanna know what really made the Titanic sink! My gun arm! >He shoots several holes in the boat with the Missing Score. Ragnarok: The missing score to what? Terrato: Rhapsody in Blue? Mikosi: Louie, Louie? >The boat begins >to sink. When Brock >feels the water, he wakes up. Ragnarok: That's right... FEEL the water... >Brock: I want my fairy godmother to come! >Fairy: Did you say you needed a wish? It's my command! Terrato: Well, bibbidy bobbity boo, it's a fairy! Ragnarok: It only goes downhill from here... Mikosi: It's been going downhill so much that we're currently on a slant... >Pikachu: Pika pi! (What good luck!) >Brock: Yeah, I'd like you to get me and my friends off this damn ship! >And >leave Hanson on it! >Fairy: All right! Instantly, Brock sits up in his bed. It had all just been a dream. He >notices that Ash and Misty are also waking up. >Brock: You guys, I just had the weirdest dream. I was stuck on the >Titanic and- >Misty: Hey, I had the exact same dream. >Ash: Me too! >Pikachu: Pika! (Me three!) Ragnarok: It must be the work of Ellone! Terrato: Those three being helped by Ellone? Right, and pandas eat bamboo... Ragnarok: But Pandas-- Terrato: Okay, let's continue. >Brock: Wow! So I guess it was real, wasn't it? >Ash: Well, now we'll never know for sure... >Misty: Guess Not. Mikosi: Argh!! The suspense is killing me! >The End Ragnarok: Never put "The End" at the end of a bad story. Terrato: How would the author know that it's a bad story? Ragnarok: If he/she was dumb enough to put a "The End" at the end of the story. -- Mystery Esper Theater 2000 is quickly and shamefully made by JeffreyATW (jeffreyatw@portalofevil.com) and Mikosi (flare0ngrl@aol.com) Flame us as much as you want... we'll just send you an MST of your flame back! >Cid: Will you shut yer ass up?