Turk Up Your Life

Turk Up Your Life

By the Turks

(Parody of Spice Up Your Life by the Spice Girls)

Fa la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Fa la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

When you're acting bad and low
We will take you where you gotta go
Kicking screaming
Sorry, it's the law
Jail is the place where you want to be

(Colours of the world) Turk up your life!
(Every boy and girl) Turk up your life!
(What about Marlene?) Turk up your life!
Shinraaaaaaaaa!!!

Slammer to the left
Are you having a good time
Tseng boy on the right
We know that you feel fine
Elena to the front
Ha, ha, you're demoted
Turkmobile left
To give someone a big fine
Reno's hangin' at
The Turtle's Paradise
Rude has to say this (huh huh)
"Hi-C Sucks
Booze Rules!"

Oh here we come a-caroling
Fa la la la la la la
Deck all the halls with Midgar lights
Fa la la la la la la

Black robed cultists in Nibleheim
No cigarettes for both you or I
Kung fu Zangan
Warking Teioh
Chase Seph around, this plot's just #*^-oh

(Colours of the world) Turk up your life!
(Every boy and girl) Turk up your life!
(What about Marlene?) Turk up your life!
Shinraaaaaaaaa!!!

Slammer to the left
Are you still having a good time?
Tseng boy on the right
We know that you feel fine
Elena to the front
Ha, ha, you're demoted (again)
Turkmobile's still gone
Giving someone a bigger fine
Reno's still hangin at
The Turtle's Paradise
Rude has to say this (huh huh)
"Hi-C Sucks
Booze Rules!"

Weapon
Jenova
But Yuffie is harder
We moonwalk the chocotrot
Then polka the salsa (ewww!)
Punch it Kick it Chop it hatatattaaa
Block it Duck it Jump it hatatataaaa
Ariba!

(Colours of the world) Turk up your life!
(Every boy and girl) Turk up your life!
(What about Marlene?) Turk up your life!
Shinraaaaaaaaa!!!

Slammer to the left
Are you still having a good time?
Tseng boy on the right
We know that you feel fine
Elena to the front
Ha, ha, you're fired
Turkmobile's still gone
I think it had to fight Dyne
Reno's still hangin' at
The Turtle's Paradise
Rude still has this to say (huh huh)
"Hi-C Sucks
Booze Rules!!"

(fade out)

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