"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Red XIII: Given the rate of chucking that the woodchuck could chuck multiplied by the diameter of the wood, the elapsed time of chucking would be 23.1872398533333331 seconds per wood.
Barret: Shu' up, foo'! This question be related to dat stage in Um Jamma Lamma! I hate that skanky-^$& &#%*@!
Daravon: woodchucks are chucks tat are wood.
Cid: What the %*@# *#&$^^;;&#^*^&*n_n*$^%^_^%^@^&$@#:P*#$@^%&*@o_O(#%^@ does it matter?!
Caires Sith: Huh huh huh... wood.... Sploit!
Wedge: Hey there, lil' buddy!
Baby: You are the wood who BGHLGHLGHGHLGHLGHLGBHHG
Rude: Whad'd ::hic:: yoo shhayy? That ::hic:: hampstersh talkin' to me agin....::hic::
Stupid internet person: tEh wOod loKs lIKe wHaT hapENs wEhN i GO 2 teH cG shRInEs eheheheheehehehh!!!!!!!!1111
Yuffie: This is, like, totally a trick question! GAWD!
Random Anime Fan: He'd chuck more wood than you would, 231-san ^_^ Huggles!
Shave: He ain't numba one *bmbmbmCH!* so he wouldn't get much done *bmbmbmCH!*
Pokerman: A pyrochuck would-a burn as much-a wood as a pyrochuck could-a burn if a pyrochuck could-a burn-a wood. Oops, that's-a the wrong-a question.
Seanbaby: Nothing helps you chuck wood faster than a HOSTESS FRUIT PIE!
Ben McKee: HAAA FRITTER! Zucchinis are ripe!
Another Random Anime Fan: Are you trying to confuse me, baka? *thwap*
Ace Hall: he'd blody Chuck precisely eight hundred and Four peices of Wood.
Ma-San: Biubiubiubiubiubiubiubiubiubiubiubiubiu!!! (I dunno.)
Lammy: Ohhh, I d-don't know this!
Mr. T: I dunno, foo', but he'd chuck it HELLUVA fast!