Serpent231: (12:52 PM) Hey, it's you again.
VEG_13_00: (12:53 PM) yeah it is
Serpent231: (12:54 PM) Yep. Whachu want from me?
VEG_13_00: (12:54 PM) nuttin
Serpent231: (12:55 PM) Then....why bother sending a message to me?
VEG_13_00: (12:55 PM) Cuase I wanted to
Serpent231: (12:56 PM) Oh! Well THAT makes sense, then!
Serpent231: (12:56 PM) You had nothing to say, but you wanted to talk to me!
Serpent231: (12:56 PM) Ingenius!
VEG_13_00: (12:56 PM) Sure it does HAHAHAHAHA
What do you have to say
Serpent231: (12:57 PM) This is the same as calling somebody on the phone and acting
like they called you.
VEG_13_00: (12:57 PM) Why not
VEG_13_00: (12:57 PM) yeah right
Serpent231: (12:58 PM) Okay, let's see...I just got gang raped by a chat room last
night....I've been walking the dog through woods infested with rabid squirrels, listening to
trance CDs as the rabid squirrels tear her up...and I've gotten into making fun of idiots on
AOL and ICQ.
VEG_13_00: (12:58 PM) hahaha
Serpent231: (12:59 PM) What's so funny? Are you making fun of me?
Serpent231: (12:59 PM) You're just like Mr. Barnes!
Serpent231: (1:00 PM) I hate you!
VEG_13_00: (1:00 PM) ok whatever
VEG_13_00: (1:01 PM) I hate you to
you jerk
Serpent231: (1:01 PM) *sniff*

You really fxcked me, Kim. You really did a number on me.
Serpent231: (1:01 PM) I never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me...
VEG_13_00: (1:01 PM) Whi the heck is kim
Serpent231: (1:01 PM) Whiiii!
Serpent231: (1:02 PM) It's you! Who else would I be talking to? Sub-Zero, the man in my
pants?
VEG_13_00: (1:03 PM) Who sorry
Serpent231: (1:03 PM) Who's sorry? You should be sorry! For cheating on me!
VEG_13_00: (1:04 PM) For 1 my name is not kim and 2 i don't want to know about the
man in your pants
Serpent231: (1:04 PM) I see you talking to BobCFed08!
Serpent231: (1:04 PM) Don't lie to me. Lie to BOB over there.
VEG_13_00: (1:05 PM) well at least he has something interesting to say
Serpent231: (1:05 PM) Don't make Sub-Zero mad, Kim, or else he'll rip out your spine
through your back and hold it like a trophy while a disembodied voice says
"EXCELLENT."
Serpent231: (1:05 PM) How dare you...
Serpent231: (1:05 PM) How DARE you!
VEG_13_00: (1:06 PM) STOP CALLING ME KIM MY NAME IS VICKI
Serpent231: (1:06 PM) VICKI! I did a French project with you a few weeks ago!
Serpent231: (1:07 PM) Come on get out.

"I'm scared!"

I said GET OUT, BITCH!

"Let go of my hair!"
Serpent231: (1:07 PM) Ever talked to a telemarketer?
VEG_13_00: (1:07 PM) I haven't done any French projects and I don't know you
VEG_13_00: (1:08 PM) no
Serpent231: (1:08 PM) But I just saw you in the front of the school! Ask Bob!
Serpent231: (1:08 PM) Well, you're talking to one now!
VEG_13_00: (1:08 PM) What????????????
Serpent231: (1:09 PM) Bob knows you! :)
VEG_13_00: (1:10 PM) How would he know me
Serpent231: (1:10 PM) Don't you remember the guy sitting a few spaces away from you
in English?
VEG_13_00: (1:11 PM) no
Serpent231: (1:11 PM) Well, ask Bob, then. We've been watching you at school.
VEG_13_00: (1:12 PM) What school
Serpent231: (1:12 PM) The one where Bob beats me up.
Serpent231: (1:13 PM) You don't go to school anymore?
Serpent231: (1:13 PM) Did Scorpion knock you up and you had to drop out, pregnant?
VEG_13_00: (1:13 PM) Don't talk like that I don't know a scorpian
Serpent231: (1:14 PM) Scorpion = The Man in Jeff's Pants
Serpent231: (1:14 PM) Oh, don't tell me you don't know Jeff, either...