Hi! Welcome to the AOL conversations of Bob. Basically, I just log some of the funnier conversations I have with people on AIM (and to a certain extent, ICQ) and post them up here. Some of them are funny because of how I provoke the people, and some of them are funny just because whoever I'm talking to is a moron. I'll label each conversation (AOL #1, 2, etc) at the top and write a single quote that sums up most of what is exchanged so you can see if you want to read it or not. *hands you an orange/green soda* Enjoy. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conversation 1 Attempted Greeting emr63: hi a/s/l BobCFed08: 147/hermaphodite/the seventh pit of hell BobCFed08: you? emr63: excuse me? BobCFed08: You're excused emr63: really a/s/l BobCFed08: 14/m/md. Damnit, you coulda just read that on my info. emr63: ok 15/f/ny emr63: hello? BobCFed08: Hi emr63: bye BobCFed08: SEE ya emr63: what eva --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conversation 2 Unbelievable - you HAVE to read this one for yourself!! STUDLY1224: HEY SEXY BobCFed08: Hi, ugly STUDLY1224: THAT WAS RUDE BobCFed08: So was your greeting STUDLY1224: SORRY STUDLY1224: DO U HAVE PICS?> I HAVE 5 NUDES, I WOULD LOVE TO TRADE WITH U , DO U HAVE ANY? BobCFed08: What if I were to tell you I was actually ugly and out of shape? STUDLY1224: THATS OK, IM NOT IN THE BEST SHAPE EITHER, BUT IM OK BobCFed08: Are you ugly? STUDLY1224: NO, BUT IM NOT THE HOTTEST, TELL ME BOUT UR SELF, AND BODY STUDLY1224: I WONT LAUGH STUDLY1224: PROMISE BobCFed08: OK... BobCFed08: I'm fat, I weight 240 pounds. I have glasses, braces, and havn't brushed my teeth, shaved, or showered in weeks. BobCFed08: OR did you want my NAKED description? STUDLY1224: YES, PLEASE BobCFed08: OK... my butt is over half my body weight, I'm extremely hairy, especially around the legs and waist. And my dick is around three inches long. STUDLY1224: ARE U SERIOUS? BobCFed08: Yes. BobCFed08: Now you promised not to laugh! STUDLY1224: I LIKE ALOT OF HAIR, DO U HAVE PICS? BobCFed08: I hate pornography. STUDLY1224: ITS NOT PORN, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE U NAKID STUDLY1224: PLEASE, PLEASE BobCFed08: Umm... let's see..... BobCFed08: No STUDLY1224: FINE BYE BobCFed08: See ya. Ugly. STUDLY1224: FUCK YOU! BobCFed08: I just said - NO! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conversation 3 Why I so strongly dislike Christians. ...man, I used to be such a huge advocate for atheism =) ckoerber3: god is real BobCFed08: Bite me ckoerber3: no thanks ckoerber3: you will taste nasty BobCFed08: How witty and funny. God isn't real. Unless you have valid proof ckoerber3: give me valid prove he isn't ckoerber3: god is real BobCFed08: Sure. LACK of proof. And more and more reason and explanation of the world. There are no remains of a 40 day/night storm. There ARE remains of dinosaurs, which aren't mentioned in any bible. BobCFed08: Women, in the bible, are inferior. According to your "god", all women who aren't virgins should not be killed, and virgins should be raped. Women aren't allowed to speak in churches, and should always obey there husband or brother. BobCFed08: Slaves ARE acceptable in the bible. Many people have slaves, and nowhere does it argue that point. BobCFed08: I have several more. Try and counter those, first ckoerber3: they is prove of the storm BobCFed08: They is? Are you sure? They is!? Bull. ckoerber3: they found the ship a long time ago ckoerber3: yes BobCFed08: Go ahead. And the rest? I've read the bible, I KNOW what I said about women and slaves are true. ckoerber3: slave are not spoken in the bible BobCFed08: Very well put. I can't argue with THAT logic, even though I've read it myself. Go on. And women? ckoerber3: give me more ckoerber3: what bible did you read ckoerber3: give me the location in the bible BobCFed08: The same one you're talking about. ckoerber3: the HOLY BIBLE BobCFed08: Oh, the HOLY Bible... BobCFed08: No shit, moron. The same ckoerber3: MORON YOU ARE THE MORON YOU ARE THE PERSON YOU DOEN'T BELIEVE IN GOD ckoerber3: WHAT DO YOU BELIVE IN THEN BobCFed08: I'm atheist, you idiot. I believe in the absense of goD. ckoerber3: HOW ARE WE HERE BobCFed08: Evolution. Another aspect in the bible that doesn't appear ckoerber3: BECAUSE IT ISN'T RIGHT BobCFed08: Well put. And what do YOU have to back that theory up? BobCFed08: Does that mean we're all crossbreeders, with the same two ancestors? ckoerber3: YEAH ckoerber3: YOU READ THE BIBLE I THOUGHT ckoerber3: IT IS JUST LIKE THE HISTORY BOOK IN SCHOOL ckoerber3: IF YOU GO BobCFed08: I don't. I've never been to school. Even though I'm the only one here who uses propers puncuation and grammar. ckoerber3: THE ONLY OEN BobCFed08: Did you know that you're going to hell? By mocking somebody for their beliefs? That is a sin ckoerber3: THERE IS THAT GRAMMAR ckoerber3: NO I AM TEACHING YOU THE BIBLE ckoerber3: I KNOW THAT I AM NOT GOING TO HELL BobCFed08: You're forcing it on me. You are calling me a moron, and giving me crap you made up as responses. You never said anything about what the Bible said about women, either. But it IS in there BobCFed08: Read the damned book you're preaching about, you idiot. ckoerber3: IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE SO GOOD WHAT HAPPEN NOAH OR MOSES ckoerber3: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ckoerber3: GO TO CHURCH TOMORROW AND YOU WILL SEE WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT BobCFed08: Noah and Moses gave in to their homosexual lusts and had mad, passionate sex with each other ckoerber3: MOST CHRUCHES START AT 10 FOR SUNDAY SCHOOL AND 11 FOR CHRUCHG BobCFed08: I couldn't care less. I think church is boring, and Christianity is the LAST religion I'd go back to. ckoerber3: NOAH AND MOSES WASN'T EVEN ALIVE AT THE SAME TIME BobCFed08: You sinner. SINNER. Burn in HELL! With me! We can talk over the coffee break in Hell. ckoerber3: CHRUCH CAN BE BORING BUT HELL CAN BE HOT ckoerber3: GO BACK TO CHRISTAINITY BobCFed08: Yeah. I know. But since I make fun of goD, Satan will say "Bob, you're a cool guy. Be my friend!" and I won't have to suffer the pain. BobCFed08: And I'll only return to Christianity if you can spell it ckoerber3: GOD WILL ALWAYS EXCEPT YOU BACK ckoerber3: HE IS A FORGIVER ckoerber3: I KNOW HOW TO SPELL CHRISTAINITY BobCFed08: You know what? I don't want to be excepted. Tell God to fuck himself the next time you see him ckoerber3: NOW ARE YOU GOING BACK BobCFed08: Sure! Because you can spell correctly, that's all I need. Wow. I feel so better, being saved from eternal damnation because an AOL moron with the Caps Lock on can spell a word correctly ckoerber3: GOD FORGIVE HIM ckoerber3: WELL I LIKE MSN BETTER BobCFed08: You know, I don't give a flying rat's ass. I was being sarcastic. ckoerber3: well does that make you feel better ckoerber3: that was a funny joke BobCFed08: It wasn't meant to make YOU laugh, nimrod. I was making fun of you. Are all Christians this stupid? I don't think I want to join a religion of dense hard-asses ckoerber3: well i think the same about you ckoerber3: go back ckoerber3: go back ckoerber3: go backgo back ckoerber3: go back BobCFed08: That got old really fast. Well, I'd love to chat, but I have an appointment with Satan, and Moses said he'd hook me up with some nice porn... See ya. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conversation 4 Dumbass Star Wars/Dragonball Z fans... Majin Buu420: hi BobCFed08: Hello Majin Buu420: you like bobafed? BobCFed08: Bobafed? What is that? Majin Buu420: *points to ur name* Majin Buu420: BobFed BobCFed08: What the hell are you talkin about? Majin Buu420: if u saw starwars ud know what bobafed BobCFed08: ... It's Boba Fett, 420. And my name is BobCFed08, NOT Boba Fett. OR "Bobafed" Majin Buu420: what ever BobCFed08: Is there any point to this? Majin Buu420: not realy BobCFed08: Then good day, and so long --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conversation 5 Yes, this really WAS her mother! BobCFed08 (3:49:58 PM): Heh, heh... I'm back IamRPGirl (3:50:23 PM): not who u think i am BobCFed08 (3:50:53 PM): Cool! IamRPGirl (3:50:58 PM): who are u BobCFed08 (3:51:11 PM): I don't know. I'm not Bob, that's for sure IamRPGirl (3:51:20 PM): :-( IamRPGirl (3:51:45 PM): like these little faces BobCFed08 (3:51:49 PM): Uh, I'm joking. You coulda probably noticed my name is part of my screenname, ya know? BobCFed08 (3:51:55 PM): You do, huh? IamRPGirl (3:52:13 PM): ???????? BobCFed08 (3:52:22 PM): !!!!!!!!! IamRPGirl (3:53:25 PM): not as smart as i thought BobCFed08 (3:53:38 PM): No, I'm about as stupid as they come IamRPGirl (3:53:53 PM): me not u IamRPGirl (3:54:00 PM): lol BobCFed08 (3:54:08 PM): I never said you weren't smart IamRPGirl (3:54:17 PM): i said i wasnt BobCFed08 (3:54:25 PM): Why, now? IamRPGirl (3:54:35 PM): why now what BobCFed08 (3:54:51 PM): Why aren't you smart? IamRPGirl (3:54:54 PM): u use good punctuation! BobCFed08 (3:55:00 PM): No, I don't BobCFed08 (3:55:08 PM): It's actually so bad, it just LOOKS good IamRPGirl (3:55:17 PM): oh IamRPGirl (3:55:25 PM): how was your New Years Eve BobCFed08 (3:55:41 PM): Not as good as my New Years Day IamRPGirl (3:56:36 PM): going out to Wendy's , bye BobCFed08 (3:56:53 PM): You're leaving? After all we've been through? IamRPGirl (3:57:17 PM): :-D BobCFed08 (3:57:33 PM): Whoa IamRPGirl (3:59:41 PM): DAMN MY MOTHER!!! IamRPGirl (3:59:43 PM): >.< BobCFed08 (3:59:54 PM): That was your MOTHER!? BOBCFed08 (4:00:01 PM): Hahahaha --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conversation 6 An AOL user so cliched I would be surprised to find out it wasn't a person doing the same thing I am. NeOcYdArK: hi BobCFed08: Uh, hi NeOcYdArK: a/s/l NeOcYdArK: i found u on the common interst thing BobCFed08: What interest? NeOcYdArK: nm NeOcYdArK: a/s/l BobCFed08: 8/both/I don't know NeOcYdArK: u are 8 years old NeOcYdArK: u are malefe BobCFed08: No, I'm fe/male BobCFed08: Malefe? What the hell is that? BobCFed08: And yes, I'm 8 BobCFed08: What's the problem with that? NeOcYdArK: i am 10 NeOcYdArK: nothing BobCFed08: Nuh-uh. I'm 8, and I type better than you. You can't be older than me NeOcYdArK: yes i am NeOcYdArK: u type kid NeOcYdArK: way BobCFed08: Way? NeOcYdArK: at least it is aleash it sounds better BobCFed08: What sounds better? What's aleash? BobCFed08: What are you talking about? NeOcYdArK: at least BobCFed08: At least it is at least it sounds better BobCFed08: What are you trying to say, boy? NeOcYdArK: nah suck NeOcYdArK: hoe BobCFed08: You misspelled "ho" BobCFed08: Unles you're calling me a gardening tool NeOcYdArK: no NeOcYdArK: stupid BobCFed08: I'm the stupid one? Look at your messages, Einstein BobCFed08: I'm only 8 and I can spell, write, and read faster and better than you ever will BobCFed08: I'm superior to you in every way BobCFed08: Now bow down before me and pay me homage NeOcYdArK: u suck at game i bet i can beat u at brood war NeOcYdArK: shit no NeOcYdArK: i am older than u NeOcYdArK: damn slow typer BobCFed08: You know, by making your letters really big, it makes you look smart NeOcYdArK: chat u don't need to cpeel correctly BobCFed08: Oh, I get it! When talking, you don't NEED to spell correctly BobCFed08: Lucky for you NeOcYdArK: put the screen on max then BobCFed08: You don't know how to spell at all, huh? NeOcYdArK: fine i spell correctly now ***** BobCFed08: FIVE asterisk? That's mean. NeOcYdArK: fun if it is on max BobCFed08: Fine, then spell this word: BobCFed08: Ubiquitus NeOcYdArK: obiquitus there i spelled it NeOcYdArK: here is a math problem BobCFed08: Hahahaha. I misspelled it on purpse BobCFed08: Dumbass, you got it wrong BobCFed08: It's "ubiquitous" NeOcYdArK: u can't spell too BobCFed08: I did it on purpose to prove you can't spell, little boy NeOcYdArK: fotosentis spell that NeOcYdArK: wait BobCFed08: Photosynthesis NeOcYdArK: fotosenatases BobCFed08: I thought you had a math problem for me? NeOcYdArK: ok NeOcYdArK: 89263 times 67892 NeOcYdArK: see NeOcYdArK: j/k BobCFed08: 6,060,243,596 NeOcYdArK: cabundioxi spell that NeOcYdArK: u use cac. NeOcYdArK: u cant do it that fast BobCFed08: I just did, didn't I? NeOcYdArK: spell that BobCFed08: That NeOcYdArK: cabundioxi that NeOcYdArK: errrrrr..... NeOcYdArK: idiot BobCFed08: You first NeOcYdArK: i ask u if u can spel it NeOcYdArK: spell* NeOcYdArK: then i will correct u BobCFed08: Hahaha i catn speel anyfan BobCFed08: Why don't you spell it first? BobCFed08: That way I know you're not lying NeOcYdArK: hahaha u scared BobCFed08: Yep. You're very intimidating NeOcYdArK: if i do then i need to find a new word BobCFed08: You got me. YOU are the smart one NeOcYdArK: it is BobCFed08: I guess there's nothing to do but to prove how smart you are NeOcYdArK: ahh forget it NeOcYdArK: and u too BobCFed08: Spell cabundioxi NeOcYdArK: cabon dioxide NeOcYdArK: carbon i maen NeOcYdArK: mean BobCFed08: That's two words, dumbass NeOcYdArK: ok what does bitch mean u better say it fast NeOcYdArK: 10 NeOcYdArK: 9 NeOcYdArK: 8 NeOcYdArK: 7 NeOcYdArK: 6 NeOcYdArK: 5 NeOcYdArK: 4 NeOcYdArK: 3 NeOcYdArK: 2 BobCFed08: Female dog, perhaps? NeOcYdArK: 1 NeOcYdArK: 0 BobCFed08: YAY! I WIN! BobCFed08: That was extremely stupid BobCFed08: What does it matter how quickly I say it? NeOcYdArK: ahh u dn't know it hahahaha NeOcYdArK: don't* BobCFed08: You're right. I don't know BobCFed08: I didn't just say it a minute ago BobCFed08: You are so smart it must hurt NeOcYdArK: it means a female dag NeOcYdArK: dog BobCFed08: Guess what? BobCFed08: I said that NeOcYdArK: too bad NeOcYdArK: lier BobCFed08: Oh, no! You got me! BobCFed08: This is boring. I'm going to leave now. You're too smart for me NeOcYdArK: u and me are smart at different studd ok NeOcYdArK: syuff BobCFed08: You should really just stop talking sometimes. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conversation 7 It's true - 95% of the world's population is composed of morons. sticksNbonz: hey waht s up BobCFed08: Do I know you? sticksNbonz: i got your name ofo off teh buddy find sticksNbonz: i dont think so BobCFed08: Your profile says if you don't know somebody, you'd prefer not to talk to them sticksNbonz: oh that is my friend sticksNbonz: i am at her house BobCFed08: Ah sticksNbonz: my sn is skyc17 sticksNbonz: this is her name sticksNbonz: do a/s/l BobCFed08: 4/we're not sure yet/not applicable sticksNbonz: ok u a smart elic sticksNbonz: jj sticksNbonz: lol BobCFed08: What the hell's an elic? sticksNbonz: smart ass BobCFed08: There's nothing smart about my ass sticksNbonz: ok sticksNbonz: well BobCFed08: I'm sure your ass is the source of your intelligence, though sticksNbonz: ummm how about no sticksNbonz: it is not sticksNbonz: i am a very smart person thansks BobCFed08: How about no? It isn't? You're smart? BobCFed08: How about yes? sticksNbonz: look i dont like talking ot ppl like u so i m about ot be going BobCFed08: I never said you were stupid, you know BobCFed08: I just said your ass is smart. What's wrong with that? You said the same thing BobCFed08: You're just a freaking hypocrate BobCFed08: I hate hypocrates BobCFed08: I'm going to go away now --------------------------------------------------------------------------- AOL #8 Nothing like a good ol' fashioned "hey". alley cat purrs: hey BobCFed08: Hi alley cat purrs: how is it going? BobCFed08: Uh, fine BobCFed08: Can I help you with something? alley cat purrs: no bob BobCFed08: OK... any reason you contacted me, then? alley cat purrs: no...your info caught my attention so i thought i might drop a line BobCFed08: Just to say 'hey'? alley cat purrs: yes...you got a problem with that? BobCFed08: Not at all. I'd prefer it, actually alley cat purrs: gawd your mean. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- AOL #9 I suppose she didn't care to chat after I revealed MY TRUE COLORS!!! Nice Girl 112344: asl? BobCFed08: Depends. Are you mean or nice? Nice Girl 112344: depends if your mean or nice BobCFed08: Well, I'm neither. I'm a goddamn bastard who hates all living things BobCFed08: You? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- AOL #10 This girl thought I was just kidding around with her. To this day, she STILL IMs me thinking that I'm her friend. RosennaLee: Hello. BobCFed08: Uh, hi RosennaLee: a/s/l? BobCFed08: What? RosennaLee: how old are ya and where are you from? BobCFed08: I can't tell you BobCFed08: YOU'RE A STRANGER RosennaLee: oh ok. I'm Liz. I'm 15. and I'm from Virginia. BobCFed08: That's interesting RosennaLee: now, given that information, there's no way you could find me. BobCFed08: Actually, I just thought it was interesting because I'M 15, and I live in Virgina RosennaLee: oh really? BobCFed08: No RosennaLee: didn't think so. RosennaLee: ok fine. I really don't care. BobCFed08: That's nice RosennaLee: What kind of things are you interested in? BobCFed08: Are you coming on to me? RosennaLee: no I most certainly am not. BobCFed08: Damn. Though I could get a girlfriend BobCFed08: Want to be my girlfriend? BobCFed08: I'll let you give me a lapdance for free! RosennaLee: lol BobCFed08: Is that a yes? RosennaLee: first of all, I have no idea who you are. BobCFed08: Yes you do BobCFed08: I'm Liz RosennaLee: at least tell me how old you are. BobCFed08: I'm 15, and I live in Virginia BobCFed08: Geez RosennaLee: in that case, no I won't be your girlfriend. RosennaLee: I'm strait. BobCFed08: Too bad RosennaLee: yeah. BobCFed08: You could makea lot of money making 'movies' RosennaLee: yes, I'm sure I could. RosennaLee: but I do not choose to do so. BobCFed08: Sure you don't want to try? BobCFed08: I'll split it 80-20% with you! RosennaLee: that's ok. BobCFed08: DAMN YOU TO HELL BobCFed08: You're so closeminded RosennaLee: no, I just don't want to do that sort of thing. BobCFed08: CLOSEMINDED CLOSEMINDED CLOSEMINDED BobCFed08: Unwilling to experiment! RosennaLee: would you like to make "movies" RosennaLee: ? BobCFed08: With you? BobCFed08: No, gross! BobCFed08: You're disgusting!! RosennaLee: not with me. RosennaLee: just by yourself. BobCFed08: Thank GOD BobCFed08: The thought of you in a movie like that SICKENS me BobCFed08: I don't even want to think about it RosennaLee: that's good. BobCFed08: So, just don't look at me, OK? BobCFed08: You're vile and ugly BobCFed08: THIS is why you have no friends, you know RosennaLee: ok, ok! I'm not looking at you. BobCFed08: Good BobCFed08: Now go away, too BobCFed08: I'm not your friend RosennaLee: why? RosennaLee: you're mean. BobCFed08: Because you're so closeminded and BUTT UGLY RosennaLee: Well, gee, Liz. RosennaLee: look in the mirror. BobCFed08: Talking to yourself doesn't count as having a friend RosennaLee: I have my friend Bobby right here beside of me. RosennaLee: look, he'll even talk to you. BobCFed08: Yeah, so you say RosennaLee: Bobby: hi. RosennaLee: see? BobCFed08: LIAR U ARE A LIER BC U LIE RosennaLee: You are a liar because you are not Liz. RosennaLee: you said you were. BobCFed08: You're right! You caught me in my own web of lies! BobCFed08: But YOU lied when you said you were straight --------------------------------------------------------------------------- AOL #11 I remember talking to this guy a loooong time ago.... he obviously forgot about me =) BobCFed08: HIIIII NYPD50187: Hi? BobCFed08: Hi BobCFed08: Who are you NYPD50187: You imed me i should be askin u that BobCFed08: Ask who that? NYPD50187: i should ask u who u are u im'ed me BobCFed08: Who is U? NYPD50187: You= BobCfed08 BobCFed08: Oh, YOU. BobCFed08: Why the hell didn't you just say it? NYPD50187: very good u catch on quick BobCFed08: Can't you spell a three letter word? NYPD50187: ok well i know your an idiot but not yet who you are BobCFed08: Why am I an idiot? Why are you so mean to me?? NYPD50187: cant u comprehend appreviations BobCFed08: That's not an abbreviations, smart guy BobCFed08: Can't you spell abbreviation? BobCFed08: You don't have to be so mean, though BobCFed08: I was JUST trying to be nice!! NYPD50187: ok i dont even know why im having this convo w/some one i dont know so im out C-ya --------------------------------------------------------------------------- AOL #12 Everybody online is ugly. It's as simple as that. Aphrodite XV: hi i'm taking a poll Aphrodite XV: do you wanna take it BobCFed08: Who are you? Aphrodite XV: a person you don't know BobCFed08: That's what people call you at home? Aphrodite XV: no BobCFed08: Then why is that how you answered me? Aphrodite XV: my name is Deija Aphrodite XV: I am taking a poll BobCFed08: On? Aphrodite XV: are you going to takeit Aphrodite XV: a picture BobCFed08: Yes, I vote that it is a picture Aphrodite XV: i send you a picture, you tell me what you think of it BobCFed08: I think it's ugly Aphrodite XV: you didn't even see it BobCFed08: Is it of you? Aphrodite XV: no BobCFed08: What is it of then, genius? Aphrodite XV: of a damn person will you just be quiet for a sec so i can send it to you? Aphrodite XV wants to directly connect. BobCFed08 declines request; no connection was made. BobCFed08: Who is it? Aphrodite XV: my friend BobCFed08: Is she pretty? Aphrodite XV: i dunno that's why you have to see the damn picture BobCFed08: She's ugly, then BobCFed08: OOGLIE Aphrodite XV: lol Aphrodite XV: can you just look at it? BobCFed08: No BobCFed08: If you're asking random people to judge if your girlfriend is ugly or not, she's ugly Aphrodite XV: dammit Aphrodite XV: no Aphrodite XV: ok Aphrodite XV: it's not my friend Aphrodite XV: not just look at the pic BobCFed08: You said it was, stupid Aphrodite XV: but it isn't Aphrodite XV: i lie Aphrodite XV wants to directly connect. BobCFed08 declines request; no connection was made. Aphrodite XV: damn you Aphrodite XV: what is your problem BobCFed08: You're ugly Aphrodite XV: really Aphrodite XV: am i BobCFed08: Actually, yeah BobCFed08: Ugliest buy I'VE ever seen Aphrodite XV: no you wouldn't know that BobCFed08: Whatever you say BobCFed08: You know you're ugly as well as I Aphrodite XV: well thanx Aphrodite XV: i appreciate that Aphrodite XV: will you just look at the pic, then you can tell me i'm ugly BobCFed08: Why? BobCFed08: We both know you're ugly Aphrodite XV: no BobCFed08: OK, then -I- already know you're ugly Aphrodite XV: no i know i'm ugly Aphrodite XV: you are just assuming BobCFed08: Whatever you want to say to assert your own knowledge of the fact; I know what I know Aphrodite XV: ok Aphrodite XV: you are very amusing Aphrodite XV: seriously BobCFed08: I have to say the same about you BobCFed08: Ugly Aphrodite XV: ok Aphrodite XV: so why don't you look at the pic so you can laugh BobCFed08: Because it's not laughable, it's pitiful Aphrodite XV: is it Aphrodite XV: you wouldn't know BobCFed08: Sure I would Aphrodite XV: and how is that? BobCFed08: How is what? Aphrodite XV: how would you know? BobCFed08: Know what? BobCFed08: What the hell are you talking about? BobCFed08: Are you STILL on that ugly thing? Aphrodite XV: forget it Aphrodite XV: lol BobCFed08: For god's sake, if you'r ugly, you're ugly, talking about it doesn't make you attractive Aphrodite XV: yes i am still on that ugly thing Aphrodite XV: no talking about it makes me more ugly BobCFed08: AHAHAHAHA BobCFed08: Oh my god, you're so funny!! Aphrodite XV: so are you BobCFed08: Kiss my ass BobCFed08: Ass kisser BobCFed08: You kiss asses Aphrodite XV: do i really BobCFed08: Do you what? Aphrodite XV: fuck you BobCFed08: I'd prefer not, actually Aphrodite XV: i prefer not to either, for all i know you are ugly as hell BobCFed08: Oo, using my own argument against me makes you look so smart BobCFed08: SO SMART Aphrodite XV: no Aphrodite XV: i'm stupid BobCFed08: ROFL BobCFed08: Making fun of yourself is the epitome of wit and intelligent humor! Aphrodite XV: listen stop being a dick and look at the fucking picture, and then this pointless convo can end BobCFed08: No. You cussed at me BobCFed08: I was going to until you hurt my feelings BobCFed08: You're a sundoodles! Aphrodite XV: please i didn't hurt your feelings BobCFed08: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you that BobCFed08: Can we still be friends? Aphrodite XV: you're the on who's calling me ugly BobCFed08: Well, it's ok for me to hurt YOUR feelings... BobCFed08: You don't count Aphrodite XV: o thank you BobCFed08: You're insignificant BobCFed08: You're a speck of nothing BobCFed08: Some UGLY nothing Aphrodite XV: fine if u think i'm so damn ugly let me send you the pic and prove you wrong BobCFed08: ROFLMAO BobCFed08: You're funny, really Aphrodite XV: and you're an asshole Aphrodite XV: really BobCFed08: That was harsh BobCFed08: My feelings are hurt BobCFed08: You're a sundoodles! BobCFed08: You sundoodles BobCFed08: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you that BobCFed08: Can we still be friends? Aphrodite XV: fuck off BobCFed08: I HATE YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE BobCFed08: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD --------------------------------------------------------------------------- AOL #13 I do odd things when I'm bored. BobCFed08: FUCKL YOU BobCFed08: I HAT U K2skibum8: ok BobCFed08: Y R U SO MEAN TO ME MATT K2skibum8: alright BobCFed08: Y?????? K2skibum8: cuz BobCFed08: u culd juts b nic to me its not lik im meen to u or aynthing BobCFed08: u fucking sundoodles BobCFed08: ure a fukcing sundoodles K2skibum8: who are you BobCFed08: go to fucknig helll u fukcing sundoodles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 BobCFed08: u dont enve no who i am adn u mak fun of me BobCFed08: tehn u wanr me y do u warn me?????????????????????????????????? K2skibum8: ok, ur going on block now K2skibum8: g'night BobCFed08: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BobCFed08: URE MY FRIEND BobCFed08: IM SORYR BobCFed08: PLZ JUTS TLAK TO ME BobCFed08: PLZ BobCFed08: HOW R U???? ************************* Previous message was not received by K2skibum8 because of error: User K2skibum8 is not available. ************************* ((Bob changed accounts to that of his good friend's Dan)) Dan1010K: Y DID U BLOCK ME??????????????????/ Dan1010K: I THOGHT WE WUZ FRENDS Dan1010K: FRENDS DONT BLOK EACH OHTER ************************* Previous message was not received by K2skibum8 because of error: User K2skibum8 is not available. ************************* --------------------------------------------------------------------------- AOL #14 This guy's so obnoxious, I think he was doing it on purpose, just to appear here. He's too funny not to put up anyway. Watch me lost my patience at the end =) WickedMOo: The FED is Online ! GaaaaK! BobCFed08: You're a moron! ZOINK WickedMOo: MOOO!! Dont CaLL me Unt Moron. Ya MoroN! WickedMOo: Arent ya bob from www.midgarswamp.com?? BobCFed08: Yes. BobCFed08: Aren't you from goatse.cx? WickedMOo: well.. nope.. sorry... BobCFed08: Damn WickedMOo: im no goat.. im a cow.. BobCFed08: What can I help ya with? WickedMOo: im from www.cowsEx.net WickedMOo: i wanna talk :-) WickedMOo: thats what i wanna do ! BobCFed08: KAY-O WickedMOo: You zoinked At me! Its illegal! WickedMOo: Muahahah :P BobCFed08: Not for a Mr. Saturn WickedMOo: well.. nope BobCFed08: Right. WickedMOo: but why did ya zoink? WickedMOo: can i be a crew at www.midgarswamp.com?!?!?! BobCFed08: That's what the Mr. Saturn do BobCFed08: UMNO WickedMOo: !!!! WickedMOo: can ME be ?!? BobCFed08: UMNO WickedMOo: why dont ya know ???! Who is da leader of de gangz ???? WickedMOo: Im drinking coke and enjoying myselF! WickedMOo: Muahahah BobCFed08: Sounds fun WickedMOo: yeah !! muahahaha!! do ya like coke?? or pepsi??? WickedMOo: or.... dr pepper! WickedMOo: !?!?! BobCFed08: Ever read Life of Bob? WickedMOo: hmm.. no.. i dont think i can find it here.. i live in sweden! WickedMOo: and the only have swedish boOks! WickedMOo: so it would be named: bobs liv.. in swedish:-) BobCFed08: Nah, it's an IAQ BobCFed08: You can download it off the Swamp WickedMOo: oh.. im gonna read it ! WickedMOo: hehehe WickedMOo: Is it good??? BobCFed08: I think it is WickedMOo: Bobby is the best character in de game ! :-) BobCFed08: Think so? WickedMOo: muahaahaha WickedMOo: muahahaha weird ! WickedMOo: but cooL! BobCFed08: Uh, thanks BobCFed08: Did you happen to smoke some dope or something before going online? WickedMOo: nope.. im always like this ! WickedMOo: i dont smoke, drink or anything ! BobCFed08: Your mother must be very proud WickedMOo: she is very proud ! When my grades start to drop in schoOl! WickedMOo: hehe.. i have good grades at schooL ! :-) that was a joke :-) BobCFed08: AHAHAHAHAHA! BobCFed08: And a good one! WickedMOo: muauaahahaha WickedMOo: where do you live?!?!?!? BobCFed08: The Pacific Ocean WickedMOo: aaah ... cool :-) i live in japan... WickedMOo: and sweden.. BobCFed08: Liar WickedMOo: i have split souls :-) WickedMOo: 2 souls ! WickedMOo: :-) :-( :-):-) :-( :-):-) :-( :-):-) :-( :-):-) :-( :-):-) :-( :-)v:-) :-( :-) WickedMOo: Muahahaha.. coll IAQ !!! WickedMOo: Good luck on finding the right code.. MUahahahahha WickedMOo: Hey ! where are ya?? why did ya.... dissappear?? WickedMOo: Muahahahaha BobCFed08: What are you talking about? WickedMOo: eh.. you didnt type for along time ! WickedMOo: i got scared..that you left me here.. all alone.. BobCFed08: It's kind of hard to respond to "tRy and fidn oot the koe MUajahahahaha!!!!" WickedMOo: Muahahaa.. i said is it hard to getg the code for de lawck??? WickedMOo: muahahah WickedMOo: do is it hard?? WickedMOo: to open the lock?? BobCFed08: Sure... WickedMOo: awww.. darn.. the game... i wanna have it.. but there isnt this game avaible ! it sucks, does it? muahaha BobCFed08: Actually, there is WickedMOo: is there!!! WHERE???? BobCFed08: I'll be uploading a demo soon WickedMOo: CoOOL! WickedMOo: very cool.. your upploading it to www.midgarswamp.com .. when does the full version come out??? BobCFed08: In a long time WickedMOo: awww man. sad! WickedMOo: why cant i join the midgarswamp crew?? BobCFed08: I'm sure you could gather that much yourself WickedMOo: awww. who is the owned of midgarswamp???? BobCFed08: Serpent231 WickedMOo: oh.. Ill as HIm !!! WickedMOo: when he gets 0nline!! WickedMOo: when does he use to be online?? BobCFed08: Jesus, man BobCFed08: You're not joining the Swamp WickedMOo: why??? WickedMOo: oh why?? WickedMOo: why am i not joinin the swamp? WickedMOo: cause i live in sweden?? WickedMOo: YOU BASTARD! BobCFed08: Yes, because you live in Sweden WickedMOo: Then ill move there you love just to get into the swamp! WickedMOo: ill do everything to join the swamP! BobCFed08: UMNO WickedMOo: what does UMNO mean?? u mean nothing, or?? BobCFed08: Um, no WickedMOo: then what?? WickedMOo: what does it meaN??? WickedMOo: HEY! BobCFed08: WHAT? WickedMOo: what does UMNO mean!!???? WickedMOo: ur my nature U! BobCFed08: It means BobCFed08: UM BobCFed08: NO BobCFed08: UMNO BobCFed08: Um, no WickedMOo: oh ! WickedMOo: UM NO! WickedMOo: but why you say it all time?? BobCFed08: Because you're an idiot WickedMOo: Im NO idiOT! WickedMOo: You are an IDIOT! WickedMOo: go to www.newgrounds.com !! it r00LZ! WickedMOo: its better that THe swaMP! WickedMOo: I saY! WickedMOo: You Understand?? WickedMOo: HEY!?!!? BobCFed08: You're annoying, too WickedMOo: WHAT?? WickedMOo: im not annoyinG! BobCFed08: Then stop talking WickedMOo: I just wanna get into MidgarswamP! BobCFed08: I already said no, stupid WickedMOo: Cant you put this aol conversation on The page please.. That would make me proUD! WickedMOo: like ya did with the others! WickedMOo: PLEASE!!?!?! BobCFed08: No, because you're probably doing this on purpose BobCFed08: JUST to bet on the page WickedMOo: NOO!O! WickedMOo: I aint! WickedMOo: I promISe! WickedMOo: I truLY do! WickedMOo: HonesT! WickedMOo: GaaaaaaaaaaaaH! BobCFed08: Nobody is as annoying as you without doing it on purpose WickedMOo: PEOPLE wiLL get a LAUgH! WickedMOo: hMM.. i m always like this.. WickedMOo: even in mY clan! WickedMOo: /me is always like dis! WickedMOo: Awwww. Maaaan :-( WickedMOo: Now me leave ya alone :-( WickedMOo: Me got bored.. because of yOU! WickedMOo: YOU! BastarD BobCFed08: For god's sake, just SHUT UP WickedMOo: WHYY!?? BobCFed08: You're annoying as hell! This is why you're not joining the Swamp! Nobody can freaking stand you. WickedMOo: All your base belong to ME ! WickedMOo: Yes they can! WickedMOo: You can stand Me! WickedMOo: and My clan ! BobCFed08: You're one of the stupidest people I know, too WickedMOo: Can stand me to! BobCFed08: You're definately doing this on purpose WickedMOo: Nope! WickedMOo: I aint.. WickedMOo: ok.. ill stop being annoying.. WickedMOo: is it sunny there.. where you live? WickedMOo: Do ya play any online games? WickedMOo: like HL and CS.. WickedMOo: ok.. ignore me.. WickedMOo: I though you were my friend :-( BobCFed08: I was never your friend BobCFed08: You need to learn to shut up WickedMOo: well.. ill stop being annoying.. WickedMOo: ill ask some kind questions now.. WickedMOo: do you play halflife?? on internet?? BobCFed08: You're being annoying is because you keep talking, moron WickedMOo: Hmm.. youre a person that hates when people talk.. i wonder how Midgarswamp can stand you! BobCFed08: I hate it WickedMOo: I dont think THEY can ! BobCFed08: when people jsut BobCFed08: keep saying crap BobCFed08: like this over and over and over BobCFed08: and never shut up WickedMOo: i dont say crap BobCFed08: especially when im busy BobCFed08: and they can't take a fucking hint BobCFed08: or two BobCFed08: or three WickedMOo: oh.. you could had said earlier! BobCFed08: it annoys me and pisses me off BobCFed08: I DID say earlier, you nincompoop! BobCFed08: I said it a half dozen times! WickedMOo: NOT! WickedMOo: YOU DIDNT SAY! WickedMOo: AT ALL! WickedMOo: BASTARD! BobCFed08: Ha, ha... actually, I'm enjoying talking to you now WickedMOo: Oh wOW! WickedMOo: Im sooo Glad! BobCFed08: Not because of you, trust me WickedMOo: Then Why?? WickedMOo: Are ya so happy?? BobCFed08: Shut up, bitch WickedMOo: I wont! Untill you say why youre happy to chat with me! BobCFed08: FUCK OFF, JACKHOLE WickedMOo: and im no bitCH! Cause im a GUY! WickedMOo: FUCK OFF! WickedMOo: WHat ya mean With JacKHoLE?? BobCFed08: I just said that, smartass WickedMOo: it sounds like a movIE! BobCFed08: ...wOw YoU aRe An IdIoT WickedMOo: I NO IDIOT! YOU IDIOT! BobCFed08: Hey! BobCFed08: Don't warn me!! WickedMOo: DONT Give Me warnings! WickedMOo: and i didnt warn you! BobCFed08: I didn't WickedMOo: yes you did! BobCFed08: I was just told that "WickedMOo" gave me a warning BobCFed08: And I was raised to 20% BobCFed08: Stop it!! WickedMOo: STOP IT! WickedMOo: You stop warning ME! WickedMOo: Here it said that ya gave me warninG! WickedMOo: So stop warning me! WickedMOo: well.. ill leave WickedMOo: cause i dont wanna chat with ya! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- AOL #15 Does RPG Advocate know I was being sarcastic? Or was he just USING me to post for him? That manipulative, EVIL... BobCFed08: You are a GOOD mod. Phylomortis: Thank you. I don't know what Blue Rockman + Locke RoT's problems are. BobCFed08: They're just gay. BobCFed08: Nah, joking Phylomortis: Play the new Phylo2 BobCFed08: Review Life of Bob. BobCFed08: I have a bad connection, anyhoo. I'll probably download it later. Phylomortis: Post a message on the delete-on-sight thread saying that Locke and Rockman are dead wrong. BobCFed08: Say please Phylomortis: Please BobCFed08: Pretty please Phylomortis: Pretty please. BobCFed08: With a cherry on top? Phylomortis: With a cherry on top. BobCFed08: Good boy. BobCFed08: Okey doke, I'll go post it BobCFed08: There! I posted it. Now give me a treat? Phylomortis: How about cheesecake? BobCFed08: Have you played Life of Bob? Phylomortis: No. I am not really into comedy games. BobCFed08: I'm lactose entolerant, anyway --------------------------------------------------------------------------- AOL #16 She left before I could go through my self description in #2... Dazzie86: Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren't kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby, I'm vaccinated. Send this to at least 30 people and you will be kissed by your crush within 24 hours. If you don't send this to at least 10 people you will have bad luck with kisses forever. Copy and paste this to send BobCFed08: Ooh, I love recieving love letters from complete strangers. Am I your crush? Dazzie86: nope BobCFed08: Then why did you send this to me? Dazzie86: its a chain lette BobCFed08: So, if I send it to everyone I know, and some strangers, my crush will kiss me in 24 hours? Dazzie86: i duno it was sent to me and its just great to see what people say bout it BobCFed08: Will you kiss me if I send it to 5 people? Dazzie86: my warning levels up 2 100%, of course i will kiss you BobCFed08: Yaaay BobCFed08: What are you wearing? Dazzie86: cloths BobCFed08: Damn BobCFed08: How much? Dazzie86: pants and a t shirt BobCFed08: Ooohh... Dazzie86: yeah what bout you BobCFed08: re you GOOD LOOKING? BobCFed08: I'm wearing my hat... that's about it Dazzie86: i dunno Dazzie86: wow im excited now! BobCFed08: Yesh. BobCFed08: But I'm not going to kiss you if your ugly. Are you ugly? Dazzie86: one min im askin' my friend Dazzie86: here ask SCAPGOAT86 BobCFed08: UMNO Dazzie86: ok Dazzie86: yeah im good lookin' BobCFed08: YES BobCFed08: Because I'm not BobCFed08: I'm actually kind of fat Dazzie86: really BobCFed08: Well... I'm REALLY fat Dazzie86: you got a pic BobCFed08: Girls always laugh at me Dazzie86: fun BobCFed08: No, because I'm too embarassed Dazzie86: wow, nice profile Dazzie86: :-*well i gotta bounce jigga! check ya BobCFed08: No, don't! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- AOL #17 I should change my AIM account. Too many people are talking to me because of it. Stupid people. commie2005: i accept your dare BobCFed08: What the hell are you talking about? commie2005: never mind. your profile commie2005: "with that in mind, talk to me. i dare you." BobCFed08: Yeah, you're a smart one commie2005: sarcasm? BobCFed08: Does it matter? commie2005: does anything matter> commie2005: *? BobCFed08: Moron commie2005: gee, that was unprovoked BobCFed08: Not really. BobCFed08: You're pretty stupid commie2005: u don't even know me, pendejo. don't make snap judgements BobCFed08: I know as much as I need to commie2005: yeah, i've said about 5 sentences, so by that u can judge my IQ commie2005: hmmm, that's pretty amazing BobCFed08: And you're funny, too commie2005: smartass BobCFed08: No shit, sherlock commie2005: THAT's original... BobCFed08: I never said it was, chief BobCFed08: I was just commending your brief experience of intelligence commie2005: im sure the experience is foreign to you BobCFed08: God, you're witty commie2005: leave god out of this commie2005: god had nothing to do with this... commie2005: there is no god BobCFed08: Yes there is BobCFed08: I'm god commie2005: so therefore he couldn't have dragged u anywhere commie2005: if there is a god, it's tom morello, not u BobCFed08: Yeah. You're making yourself stupider by the minute --------------------------------------------------------------------------- AOL #18 Seriously, folks, just look at her name... how could I NOT make fun of her? BobCFed08: Hi!! angelbabiesmom06: hi BobCFed08: i found u on the common Interest Thing that aim lets u use b/c i want to chat BobCFed08: Will u chat with me? BobCFed08: Plz? angelbabiesmom06: i gues BobCFed08: thank u BobCFed08: whats ure name? my name is boby BobCFed08: i mean bobby LOL BobCFed08: :-D angelbabiesmom06: tricia BobCFed08: hi tricia angelbabiesmom06: hi BobCFed08: :-P BobCFed08: how r u doign? angelbabiesmom06: :-) angelbabiesmom06: good trying to get someone help me buy this comptuer i want BobCFed08: relly? my dad says im realy good with computers maybee i can help!!!! angelbabiesmom06: do you have $2000 i can have to buy it with BobCFed08: =-O BobCFed08: i thoght u meant piking one out!!!! BobCFed08: lol angelbabiesmom06: nooo i just need money BobCFed08: sorry im relly poor angelbabiesmom06: damn BobCFed08: kids at school make fun of me bcause im poor and need to use food stamps angelbabiesmom06: i'm sorry BobCFed08: its not your fault your nice unlike THOSE MEAN FAGGETS angelbabiesmom06: ty BobCFed08: they say i smell bad and i dont smell bad!!!! angelbabiesmom06: well kids ar cruel BobCFed08: i kno!!!! BobCFed08: thanks for bieng so nice angelbabiesmom06: welcome BobCFed08: how old r u???? angelbabiesmom06: 21 BobCFed08: relly? wow! thats hold old my sister is and she has like three kids because she was raped when she was 15 and got married when she was 20 and my mom says she got married to fast BobCFed08: do u think getting married at 20 is too fast?? BobCFed08: hello!?!?!?!?! BobCFed08: Y RU U IGNORING ME!?!?! BobCFed08: JUST LIKE THOES MEAN KIDS AT SCHOOL!!!!!!!11 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- AOL #19 Eh, this is a pretty generic conversation. CutMyLifeN2Piece: howdy BobCFed08: HOWDY PARTNA CutMyLifeN2Piece: *smile CutMyLifeN2Piece: your coolk CutMyLifeN2Piece: *ah CutMyLifeN2Piece: cool BobCFed08: Um, thanks. I'm also quite sexy. BobCFed08: WHOOPSIES AIM CUT ME OFF HAHE CutMyLifeN2Piece: hahe CutMyLifeN2Piece: that is new BobCFed08: So, we were talking about having cybersex? CutMyLifeN2Piece: no WE we'nt CutMyLifeN2Piece: *were'nt* CutMyLifeN2Piece: you were BobCFed08: Oh. BobCFed08: You want to? I have both sex organs! CutMyLifeN2Piece: what? CutMyLifeN2Piece: excuse me BobCFed08: Why? BobCFed08: Did you fart or something? CutMyLifeN2Piece: nah CutMyLifeN2Piece: hehehe CutMyLifeN2Piece: maybe later CutMyLifeN2Piece: I'll let you what, as soon as I do I'll let you know BobCFed08: You're going to fart later? You can plan those things? CutMyLifeN2Piece: no CutMyLifeN2Piece: but if I feel the eure I'll let you CutMyLifeN2Piece: know BobCFed08: So, what are you wearing? CutMyLifeN2Piece: poo BobCFed08: Where?? CutMyLifeN2Piece: all over me BobCFed08: Damn BobCFed08: Are you GOOD LOOKING? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conversation 20 I remember this guy from three years ago. Here's a tip, kids - anybody I make fun of (to their face, at least, not online =P) is the worst of the worst kind of geeks. XxNovaBlade XV: i'm back XxNovaBlade XV: its me kevin BobCFed08: Joy and rapture XxNovaBlade XV: umm.... ok XxNovaBlade XV: so who ya been the past 3 years BobCFed08: Fine, I suppose BobCFed08: A lot can happen in 3 years XxNovaBlade XV: any big news BobCFed08: No XxNovaBlade XV: heh XxNovaBlade XV: i probably won't shut up, but you willing to hear some of my news BobCFed08: Sure XxNovaBlade XV: hello? BobCFed08: I said yes XxNovaBlade XV: sry, i heard the tone but nothing came up XxNovaBlade XV: where to start... where to start.... XxNovaBlade XV: first off XxNovaBlade XV: i'm alive XxNovaBlade XV: lol BobCFed08: AHAHAHA XxNovaBlade XV: been on alot of trips XxNovaBlade XV: been to space acdemy, Cancun mexico, new york, etc XxNovaBlade XV: umm.... XxNovaBlade XV: after you left XxNovaBlade XV: i went into martial arts, called Tae Kwon Do XxNovaBlade XV: i was in it for a year then quit XxNovaBlade XV: i started weight training at home Feburary of 2000 XxNovaBlade XV: i'm going into boxing either next week or the one after XxNovaBlade XV: i've been into alot of fights thou... most i didn't start XxNovaBlade XV: it was over stupid issues XxNovaBlade XV: i'm pretty sure you heard of the one with Steven O'Connor BobCFed08: Nope. XxNovaBlade XV: everyone claims he whooped me, but he left while it wasn't over BobCFed08: Of course. XxNovaBlade XV: i ran after him, but then 5 teachers got into it BobCFed08: You losing is OOT of the question XxNovaBlade XV: what do u mean? BobCFed08: What do YOU mean? XxNovaBlade XV: you said "you losing is out of the question", i dont know what you mean by that BobCFed08: I said "oot" of the question XxNovaBlade XV: i know, i'm guessing it was typo and you meant out XxNovaBlade XV: i dunno wtf is going on, but anway XxNovaBlade XV: anyway* BobCFed08: It wasn't BobCFed08: I'll be right back BobCFed08: Keep typing XxNovaBlade XV: k XxNovaBlade XV: i've counter over 15, most cuz that had nothing else to do but mess wit me XxNovaBlade XV: counted* XxNovaBlade XV: anyhow, i'm moving this summer, where, i don't know XxNovaBlade XV: most big things i just told you, but lotsa other stuff happened as well XxNovaBlade XV: i dunno if you're still into games or not, tell me if you are when you get back XxNovaBlade XV: anyway, i'm getting off here soon BobCFed08: Yeah, I'm back. Have fun? XxNovaBlade XV: yeah, talking to a wall is the best fun a man could have BobCFed08: You've mastered it, apparently. XxNovaBlade XV: damn straight XxNovaBlade XV: anyway, i'm gonna have a sore face in a few weeks XxNovaBlade XV: boxing is gonna hurt, but i'm used to pain XxNovaBlade XV: lol BobCFed08: Sure XxNovaBlade XV: you probably don't know billy greer, his nickname is boomer XxNovaBlade XV: you've seen DBZ right? BobCFed08: I think I've heard of it, yes XxNovaBlade XV: he's calls me a sayian, cuz he watches the shit get knocked outta me, and i get right back up BobCFed08: ...Can I quote you on that? XxNovaBlade XV: saiyan* XxNovaBlade XV: pardon my french, it's how i talk now BobCFed08: Hehehe XxNovaBlade XV: aww how nice, you buy tara lunch XxNovaBlade XV: sometimes BobCFed08: I'm just that good, I suppose. XxNovaBlade XV: whoa, she says she didn't say that XxNovaBlade XV: anyway XxNovaBlade XV: lol XxNovaBlade XV: i got some jokes for u XxNovaBlade XV: damn BobCFed08: Oh, boy. XxNovaBlade XV: i gtg XxNovaBlade XV: i gotta get my arse home BobCFed08: No. This was such a great conversation XxNovaBlade XV: what's your phone number XxNovaBlade XV: i might call u, don't know if i can thou BobCFed08: I don't have a phone. I'm ppor. BobCFed08: Thus my bad education and therefore, spelling XxNovaBlade XV: yeah, that seems about right XxNovaBlade XV: what's your # BobCFed08: I don't have a phone, damnit XxNovaBlade XV: ok ok, take a prozec XxNovaBlade XV: tara says you called her XxNovaBlade XV: ...about 2 years ago XxNovaBlade XV: lmao BobCFed08: Two years ago. BobCFed08: How many years ago? BobCFed08: Two XxNovaBlade XV: lmao XxNovaBlade XV: you can afford aol but can't afford a phone? BobCFed08: I don't have AOL BobCFed08: AIM is a free service XxNovaBlade XV: oh ok XxNovaBlade XV: heh XxNovaBlade XV: you got the cheap internet? BobCFed08: I don't have Internet BobCFed08: Just AIM XxNovaBlade XV: you're lying XxNovaBlade XV: you need an internet server to use AIM XxNovaBlade XV: you're using some form of internet BobCFed08: No, I'm not. XxNovaBlade XV: you can't use AIM alone XxNovaBlade XV: you need a server to hook up the internet, thus you can communicate to people XxNovaBlade XV: screw it, nm BobCFed08: I don't know what to tell you XxNovaBlade XV: i gtg BobCFed08: I'm not using any Internet service XxNovaBlade XV: i dunno what to tell u either XxNovaBlade XV: tara agrees with me BobCFed08: Then don't tell me anything XxNovaBlade XV: you need an internet service to use it BobCFed08: UMNO XxNovaBlade XV: looks like you grew a bit of an attitide over the past few years XxNovaBlade XV: the crowd huh? XxNovaBlade XV: i haven't changed, same old people BobCFed08: Right. BobCFed08: Nobody likes to think they've changed BobCFed08: Not for any way other than the better XxNovaBlade XV: i haven't XxNovaBlade XV: all my traits have not changed BobCFed08: all of them? I bet not. XxNovaBlade XV: yeah man, puberty probably did some XxNovaBlade XV: lmao XxNovaBlade XV: i'll ttyl XxNovaBlade XV: bi --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conversation 21 This has to be read with "Conversation #22" in order to make the most sense! VcMsDeViL: hi a/s/l BobCFed08: I am looking at donkey pornography with my mother. VcMsDeViL: whats that? BobCFed08: Donkey pornography. With my lover. VcMsDeViL: oh kool not BobCFed08: You don't believe me? VcMsDeViL: nope VcMsDeViL: a/s/l BobCFed08: http://goatse.cx BobCFed08: Look at it yourself. My mother loves it. VcMsDeViL: no thankl you VcMsDeViL: a/s/l BobCFed08: Are you a woman? If so, what are you wearing? VcMsDeViL: Why? Why? A/S/L BobCFed08: What are you wearing?? Is it skimpy and easy to see through? VcMsDeViL: age/sex/loc BobCFed08: Answer my question first. VcMsDeViL: no VcMsDeViL: y should i BobCFed08: Because I'm curious and you seem like a sexy girl. And so nice, too. VcMsDeViL: do u have a pic? BobCFed08: I do, yes. VcMsDeViL: if so send it to hottdevil4ever@aol.com BobCFed08: You first, damnit. VcMsDeViL: no dick VcMsDeViL: bye BobCFed08: Bye --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conversation 22 This has to be read with "Conversation 21" to make the most sense. Hehehe... too bad shqua never got this girl's IM, either. Pididdlepop: hi a/s/l lookin for a cyber pal Pididdlepop: 18/f/ny here Pididdlepop: ?? BobCFed08: ew cybersex is like so gross!!!!!!!! ~_~ Pididdlepop: then y were you askin my cuz to? Pididdlepop: vcmsdevil Pididdlepop: shes my cuz BobCFed08: O_o;;; i wuldnt ask some1 to do that that is so nasty!!!! you baka hentai ^^;;;;; Pididdlepop: wanna talk? Pididdlepop: about my body? BobCFed08: i dunno ^^;;;;; BobCFed08: my cuz lieks the cybersex tho i can tell u his s/n if u want ^^;;;;; just dont tell him i sent u! XD XD XD Pididdlepop: ok BobCFed08: his name is shqua and he likes to pretend ignorance its like some sick little game of his or something, pffffttt O_o BobCFed08: but i didnt talk to vcmsdevil shes just really mean and must have lied to u!!!!!!!!!!!! Pididdlepop: oh well she senmt me the conversasion BobCFed08: she culd have edited it like this ^^;;;: Pididdlepop: no she didnt BobCFed08: vsmsdevil: hi wanna cyber? bobcfed08: ew no! O_o vcmsdevil: i hate you!! BobCFed08: she culd have done that b/c i never talked to her b4 Pididdlepop: she didnt say that BobCFed08: i no b/c i never talked to her b4 but how do u no she didnt pretend to make a conversation with me??????????????? BobCFed08: now shes talknig to me she said "hi" should i respond because i think she hates me!! Pididdlepop: she said that u said she sounded sexy BobCFed08: i never said that silly i never even saw her before how can i call her sexy!??!?!?! Pididdlepop: resond to her BobCFed08: wat should i say id ont want to get her angry ^^;;;;; Pididdlepop: saay hi Pididdlepop: say* BobCFed08: SHE JUST SENT A WARNING ON ME I TOLD YOU SHE HATED ME!!!!! Pididdlepop: well becuz how you talked her before Pididdlepop: shes only 12 BobCFed08: I NEVER TALKED TO HER I PROMISE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER TALKED TO HER I PROMISE!!!!!!!! BobCFed08: gawd why r u guys picking on me ure so mean Pididdlepop: why? BobCFed08: u just like picking on people on the internet because it makes you feel better. i hate that! BobCFed08: because i never talked to her and now youre both saying i said mean stuff to her BUT I DIDNT Pididdlepop: I am not pickin on u i am just saying shes ONLY 12 BobCFed08: and now shes warning me just for saying "hi" THATS ALL I SAID BobCFed08: why cant u tell her to just leave me alone i never did anything to her!!! Pididdlepop: i did she said fine BobCFed08: nuh-uh shes still iming me --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conversation 23 Eh... I've done better. This is actually a pretty bad log. VEG_13_00:Who the Heck are you?? BobCFed08: MY NAME IS BOBBY I FIND YOU ON RNDOM FREIDN SERCH DO U LIK QUAKE? PLZ DONT INGORE ME BCAUSE EVRYBODY INGOERS ME VEG_13_00:well........ a/s/l BobCFed08: 14/MAIL/MD YOU????????? VEG_13_00:13/f/canada Where is MD BobCFed08: MARYLADN IS S STAT IN AMREICA!!!!!!!!!!11 YORE CANANADA?????? IS IT CIOLD UP THEYRE??????? VEG_13_00:oic BobCFed08: IS IT COLLD IN CADADA VEG_13_00:very very cold lot's of snow BobCFed08: WE HDA SNO BUT IT MLTED TODAY BCAUS E IT GOT RELLYHOT AND I HAD TO TAK OF MY JAKET VEG_13_00:Well we are expecting more snow today BobCFed08: WOW AR U GOIGN TO HAV A SNOBALLFITE?? VEG_13_00:maby BobCFed08: I LIK SNOBALL FITES BECAUSE I CAN THRWO SNOW AT PEEPEL URE NIC VEG_13_00:me to BobCFed08: DO U NO JEFFRYATW HE WSA RELLY MENE TO ME VEG_13_00:He is very weird How do you know him BobCFed08: I GO TO SKOOL WITH HIM AND HE PIKS ON ME AND PUSHES ME ON THR GROWND AND CALS ME A FAG AND ONEC HE BROKED MY GLASSSES BCEAUSE HES MEEN!!!!!!!!1 VEG_13_00:What school do you go to BobCFed08: I FORGTE THE NAM BCAUSE I JUST WOK UP BUT JEFFRY IS RELLY MEAN!!!!!!!11 DO U NO HIM? CNA U YELL AT HIM FOR ME? IM TOOO AFRIAD TO YELL AT HIM BECUASE HE SAYED HED BRAKE MY ARM IF I YLEED AT HIM VEG_13_00:well I think I could take both of you and He is a jerk BobCFed08: WAT DO U MEAN U CULD TAKE ME I THOT WE WERE FREINDS!@?!?!?!?! CULD U YELL ATHIM FOR ME PLES? VEG_13_00: I said i could take you both because he said that you beat him up and you are both a little freaky BobCFed08: I DINDT BEAT HIM UP HES LYING BECAUSE HE HATS ME CAN U PLESE YELL AT HIM FOR ME???? ILL BE URE BSET FREIDN! VEG_13_00:sorry I already have a best friend BobCFed08: IM SORRE HOW CNA I BE LESS FREKEY????? PLZ TEL ME BCAUSE I THANK THATS Y PEEPLE ALWASY MAK FUN OF ME IF U CAN TEL ME HOW MABYE I CAN BETE JEFREY UP AND HE CATN PIK ON ME!!! VEG_13_00:Don't be so pathetic that's my advice BobCFed08: HOW DO I NOT BE PAHTETIC???? VEG_13_00:stop asking questions like this BobCFed08: GOD YOR SO MEEN I HAT YOU BECUASE YOUR MEAN Y CANT U JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!! VEG_13_00:fine you creep BobCFed08: FUCK YOU YURE SO MEAN JUST LEVE ME ALONE YOU SUNDOODLES VEG_13_00:screw you Jerk I was only trying to help BobCFed08: U CALED ME PAHTEIC URE SO MEAN LIKE JEFREY AND U WOULNDT YELL AT HIM VEG_13_00:He went off line how can i and why woul i yell at him BobCFed08: SHUT UP U SUNDOODLES VEG_13_00: Bite Me BYE BobCFed08: U R SUNDOODLES I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFRNT U SUNDOODLES --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conversation 24 He's back! And he's a toughie, on the Internet! Ooooh. This whole fight started when he chewed out one of my friends in an email... and the real humor behind it is that when confronted in real life, he just backed off. And chewed my friend out again that night online. Haha. BobCFed08: You're a cool guy. XxNovaBlade XV: sure am XxNovaBlade XV: lol XxNovaBlade XV: what do u mean XxNovaBlade XV: want* BobCFed08: Well, you're too cool for real punctuation and spelling. You're also too cool to understand or spell the word "psychopath". And you're too cool to flaunt your body to make friends! XxNovaBlade XV: i knew she would keep using her friends XxNovaBlade XV: she is a psycho XxNovaBlade XV: believe me i know XxNovaBlade XV: and if u will excuse me BobCFed08: Psychopath is someone who is literally unaware of right and wrong BobCFed08: Now hold on a second XxNovaBlade XV: i have more important things to attend to BobCFed08: Don't run away! BobCFed08: Wuss XxNovaBlade XV: more like, ur not worth my time or effort BobCFed08: OF course BobCFed08: You say a lot online, buddy BobCFed08: How badly did you chew Tara out to her face? XxNovaBlade XV: u never start anything in my face so i don't have to do anything in person XxNovaBlade XV: she won't even look at me XxNovaBlade XV: and i don't feel like looking at her XxNovaBlade XV: go away BobCFed08: Of course you don't XxNovaBlade XV: backstabing wuss BobCFed08: You're just afraid of real life confrontations BobCFed08: Backstabbig? Wuss? Neither of those insults even make sense here, dumbass! XxNovaBlade XV: i've dealt with so many of them it ain't even funny XxNovaBlade XV: blow me cum guzzling fag BobCFed08: How the hell have I backstabbed you? And how the hell am I demonstrating fear, moron? XxNovaBlade XV signed off at 3:13:56 PM. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conversation 25 Apparently, sticking up for yourself ON THE INTERNET is too difficult. So big bro has to do the work for you! Hehe... I like this one. Especially how I kept asking him casual questions that hinted at his inferiority (college, job, where he lives, etc)... and how many times he said "goodbye". Hookups010488: what the f**k is ur prob? BobCFed08: Depends. Who are you, and why are you afraid to write "fuck"? Hookups010488: cuz little cunts like u report people BobCFed08: Pardon? Hookups010488: you heard me Hookups010488: cunt Hookups010488: if ur gonna start shit wit my bro, take it up with me BobCFed08: Ahhh BobCFed08: Kevin's brother? Hookups010488: yeah Hookups010488: what it to u punk BobCFed08: For the record, Kevin started shit with me, you understand. I merely was defending myself. Hookups010488: i'm sorry, but i watched the whole thing Hookups010488: you IMed him BobCFed08: Also, you're aware of how unhealthy this is? Don't you think Kevin should be fighting his own brothers? Hookups010488: so f***k off BobCFed08: Right. I IMed him back, after getting his email BobCFed08: You misspelled "fuck", smart guy Hookups010488: hang on Hookups010488: not according to him Hookups010488: he sent u no email Hookups010488: he tells me this is a prob between him and tara Hookups010488: leave that up to them BobCFed08: He must be lying to you, then... I've gotten three emails from him in the past two days BobCFed08: Tara told him to email me or something. And he did Hookups010488: and stay the f**k outta his face BobCFed08: Don't know what to tell you Hookups010488: no, i check his mail for him everyday BobCFed08: ...this is the Internet, genius. I'm in no one's face BobCFed08: I never emailed him. HE emailed ME Hookups010488: his sent mail has nothing to u Hookups010488: he did not Hookups010488: i watch him every time he gets on Hookups010488: d**m porn BobCFed08: Perhaps he did not save his sent mail? That's possible, you know BobCFed08: Look, apparently, your brother has been lying to you for some time BobCFed08: Maybe you should be talking to him instead of me Hookups010488: he has some much sent mail u'd be buried in it little boy Hookups010488: he has never lied to me in his life BobCFed08: And if you always stick up for him, he's going to get his ass kicked when you turn around BobCFed08: Hehehe... OK, fine. He's never lied to you Hookups010488: so don't go accusing him u little s**t BobCFed08: Why are you so afraid to spell it curses? Hookups010488: he's had his share of fights Hookups010488: he doesn't need backstabbing f**ks like u messin with him BobCFed08: Is this even a fight? Hookups010488: no BobCFed08: Where the hell do you get "backstabbing" from, boy? Hookups010488: but ther will be one if u don't shut up Hookups010488: him Hookups010488: according to him, u two used to be friends BobCFed08: I have no interest in fighting your brother at all, silly goose. And I've never been his friend enough to backstab him. Hookups010488: am i right? BobCFed08: I was his friend when I was, perhaps, 7 year old. That was a long time ago Hookups010488: oh i seriously doubt that BobCFed08: Well, too bad, then Hookups010488: yeah, and he says he tried to be friends wit u again Hookups010488: what the f**k went wrong there?! BobCFed08: He did, that's right. I didn't want to be friends, and I told him so. And he got angry. Hookups010488: he says he don't know Hookups010488: hang on Hookups010488: no... he says u pretty much blew him off Hookups010488: not even saying u didn't wanna be friends BobCFed08: Hmph. He said that, did he? Hookups010488: he right here BobCFed08: I don't even know why you're asking me questions if you're just going to listen to his lies, rabbit Hookups010488: stfu litte boy BobCFed08: Heh. So how are you doing? All this hardship put aside, I mean. Have a good day? Hookups010488: if u're gona start s**t with me, you better thing twice BobCFed08: I asked how you were doing, smart guy. Simple question of etiquette BobCFed08: I'm sure you're much bigger, stronger, and faster than I Hookups010488: besides little fruits like you, i'm fine BobCFed08: Why would I want to fight someone like you, huh? Hookups010488: probably, i'm 21 Hookups010488: i was like him BobCFed08: Good! It's good to be happy. Hookups010488: the difference between us is that he learns from my mistakes Hookups010488: and you are making that mistake BobCFed08: It's good he has such a helpful older brother, isn't it? Hookups010488: and u would know BobCFed08: I'm afraid I don't. I have no older brother Hookups010488: look, i can't say it anymore plainer then leave him alone BobCFed08: Kevin must be lucky to have someone to look up to and to go for help! BobCFed08: I have been leaving him alone, my friend. But, just because you asked so nicely, I won't say anything mean to him again. No matter what he says to me. Hookups010488: and if you don't, i hope you wanna smell her a**hole through your stomach Hookups010488: oh, i believe he asked me to block you Hookups010488: but he said he unblocked you like a week or so ago BobCFed08: I know it could be hard to read, but I DID say I'd leave him alone. BobCFed08: Do you have a job? Hookups010488: then why dont u do it then? Hookups010488: yes Hookups010488: so what BobCFed08: I have been, remember? I'm not talking to him right now. And I said I won't in the future. Remember? BobCFed08: What's your job? I'm just curious! Hookups010488: hang on, lemmie ask him.... Hookups010488: he says u didn't say that Hookups010488: but u did now, so it's fine Hookups010488: electrician BobCFed08: Really? That's cool. Do you live with Kevin, or are you just visiting? Hookups010488: visiting BobCFed08: That's too bad. A brother and defender like yourself... I'll bet Kevin wished you were there most of the time! It's convenient having a role model in the house Hookups010488: look, i dunno what the prob is with kev and this chick tara, but do me a favor and tell her to tell her friends to leave him the f**k alone Hookups010488: i'l make him do the same Hookups010488: i ain't his defender BobCFed08: Her friends do what her friends want, actually... Jeff, for example. She doesn't tell anyone to give anybody a hard time, just some people leap to her defense Hookups010488: i prevent the fights and his points across BobCFed08: If you're not his defender, why are you here now? Hookups010488: i just answered that Hookups010488: if he wants to fight, i let him fight. all the power to him BobCFed08: No, no. You're defending him. You refuse to believe anything I say against anything he says, you promise that if I fight, i'll "smell my asshole in my stomach", etc Hookups010488: but this senseless BS netter stup BobCFed08: You've threatened me in his name. You ARE defending him Hookups010488: that was my opinon BobCFed08: What's your favorite color? Hookups010488: so maybe i am Hookups010488: the red of your blood if u don't leave him alone Hookups010488: good day BobCFed08: So you are his defender. BobCFed08: When you said you weren't. BobCFed08: Did you get a little confused there, tough guy? Hookups010488: i'm stating what i think Hookups010488: now, if u excuse me, i hope we dont have to have this lovly conversation BobCFed08: If you're 21, you just got out of college, right? BobCFed08: Or are you still in college? Previous message was not received by Hookups010488 because of error: User Hookups010488 is not available. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conversation 26 I'd like to take this opportunity to damn Jude to the pits of eternal hell for not helping me in this one! Oh, well... that's why we have lvloron. xxlilangelxx2333: so u dare xxlilangelxx2333: me? xxlilangelxx2333: to talk to ya? BobCFed08: You? xxlilangelxx2333: ya xxlilangelxx2333: me xxlilangelxx2333: and who r u> xxlilangelxx2333: ??????// BobCFed08: I am Jesus Christ. I died for you sins, bitch. xxlilangelxx2333: u r juss rude xxlilangelxx2333: and u dont c me walkin on legs xxlilangelxx2333: in fact u dont c me at all BobCFed08: I have no legs BobCFed08: I don't WANT to see you. You're doubltss fat and ugly xxlilangelxx2333: nah xxlilangelxx2333: thats were u r wrong BobCFed08: Anybody with the name "lilangel" is always fat and ugly. xxlilangelxx2333: u dont no me xxlilangelxx2333: so y u messin wit me like dat? xxlilangelxx2333: r u black? BobCFed08: You type in purple, you can't spell out "that" or "you", and you call yourself "lilangel". BobCFed08: You're not only fat and ugly, but you're pretty stupid xxlilangelxx2333: nah xxlilangelxx2333: u r xxlilangelxx2333: so mmmmmmmmm xxlilangelxx2333: who r u BobCFed08: Yeah, you whored my ass!! WAY TO GO BobCFed08: I told you. I'm Jesus Christ. xxlilangelxx2333: uuuuuuuuuuggggggggllllllllllllllyyyyyyyy xxlilangelxx2333: u r sOoOoOoOoOoOoO rude BobCFed08: Hehehehe... hahahaha! xxlilangelxx2333: r u black xxlilangelxx2333: cause only white pple this stupid BobCFed08: Do I LOOK black? xxlilangelxx2333: nah xxlilangelxx2333: so u is stupid BobCFed08: I is? xxlilangelxx2333: no u aint xxlilangelxx2333: were u r slant at? BobCFed08: Why, thank you. I ain't stupid, after all BobCFed08: My slant is right here: BobCFed08: / xxlilangelxx2333: nah xxlilangelxx2333: thats not wat i ment BobCFed08: It's a slant xxlilangelxx2333: were ur accent at> xxlilangelxx2333: ???????? xxlilangelxx2333: dont got one white boy BobCFed08: Pants. xxlilangelxx2333: wat? xxlilangelxx2333: dont mess wit me like dat xxlilangelxx2333: do u got a bro xxlilangelxx2333: or siss? BobCFed08: Are you hot?? What are you wearing??? xxlilangelxx2333: mmmmmmm xxlilangelxx2333: y? BobCFed08: Huh? xxlilangelxx2333: skirt and tank top xxlilangelxx2333: and shoes and undies and bra xxlilangelxx2333: y? xxlilangelxx2333: u askin? BobCFed08: No, of course I'm not asking. xxlilangelxx2333: no i ment y u askin? xxlilangelxx2333: u dont no if ma boy ova here BobCFed08: I have a belly button. BobCFed08: What will "ya boy" do, in any case? BobCFed08: Yell at me on the Internet? xxlilangelxx2333: ull c xxlilangelxx2333: bbbbooooooyyyyy xxlilangelxx2333: dats nice BobCFed08: How do you pronounce two "b"s at once? xxlilangelxx2333: bbees xxlilangelxx2333: no i aint stupid xxlilangelxx2333: and i aint slow xxlilangelxx2333: u tryin to mak me say tits BobCFed08: But you're fat. And you can't spell "you" xxlilangelxx2333: i aint stupid like u white boy BobCFed08: U SAYED TITS AHAHAHA! xxlilangelxx2333: u r sooooo funny BobCFed08: Are you bisexual? xxlilangelxx2333: i was being surcastic xxlilangelxx2333: asshole xxlilangelxx2333: freak xxlilangelxx2333: ass xxlilangelxx2333: stupid xxlilangelxx2333: idiot xxlilangelxx2333: y xxlilangelxx2333: o xxlilangelxx2333: u xxlilangelxx2333: s xxlilangelxx2333: u xxlilangelxx2333: c xxlilangelxx2333: k xxlilangelxx2333: s BobCFed08: OH NO!! BobCFed08: Yesterday I found a penny. But it was only a penny so I gave it away. xxlilangelxx2333: mm xxlilangelxx2333: thx 4 ya thoughts xxlilangelxx2333: do u got a bro? BobCFed08: My rubber band ball is named "Rogan" BobCFed08: Yes, I have a bro. He's online right now BobCFed08: Care to talk to him? xxlilangelxx2333: mmmm xxlilangelxx2333: if hes less gayer den u xxlilangelxx2333: ya xxlilangelxx2333: wats his sn? BobCFed08: A me gusta xxlilangelxx2333: u cant spell guest xxlilangelxx2333: ha ha xxlilangelxx2333: wats his sn xxlilangelxx2333: moran BobCFed08: .....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! xxlilangelxx2333: ha ha ha ha ha xxlilangelxx2333: so................................ BobCFed08: One second, skinny girl xxlilangelxx2333: shutda hole in ya face BobCFed08: I'm not talking, I'm typing. Remember? This is the INTERNET. xxlilangelxx2333: ya xxlilangelxx2333: its an expression xxlilangelxx2333: gosh xxlilangelxx2333: like a totally BobCFed08: Hehehe xxlilangelxx2333: well? BobCFed08: What? xxlilangelxx2333: his sn? xxlilangelxx2333: wait how old is he> xxlilangelxx2333: ??????? BobCFed08: My age BobCFed08: His screenname: BobCFed08: olvlaTriXo xxlilangelxx2333: kk xxlilangelxx2333: so how old is he? BobCFed08: My age xxlilangelxx2333: weel like 17? BobCFed08: Why don't you ask him? xxlilangelxx2333: fine xxlilangelxx2333: gosh xxlilangelxx2333: does it take that much to ask? xxlilangelxx2333: bye BobCFed08: PENIS xxlilangelxx2333: shut up xxlilangelxx2333: u r so stupid BobCFed08: YOURE A FUCKHEAD U SUNDOODLES