DISCLAIMER: I was FRAMED, I tell you! This guy at, uh, prissyboy@aol.com went into some chatrooms as Serpent231! It was HIM! Everybody mail this guy and tell him what a spum-head he is! (Okay, maybe it _was_ me. But the whole "self-description" cut-n-paste running joke was written by BobCfed08) And now... Uncut... Unedited... Unbearable... Serpent231 is...the Online Nuisance. ** SERPENT231 just joined "cafe for two" (3 members now)** SERPENT231> Hi!!!!!1111 .Bill> Hi Serp SERPENT231> What's everybody look like here? SERPENT231> a/s check plz SERPENT231> ehe .lizzie> she did a sun from the sun moon and stars on someones wall...she copied it almost to the exact if not the exact color...but it wasn't shaded like it should have been SERPENT231> Damn, you guys is SMART! SERPENT231> Guess what!?!??!!?!?!111111/// .Bill> Liz is in Us and I am in UK serp. U? SERPENT231> CANADA SERPENT231> also... SERPENT231> I'm fat, I weight 240 pounds. I have glasses, braces, and havn't brushed my teeth, shaved, or showered in weeks. SERPENT231> My butt is over half my body weight, I'm extremely hairy, especially around the legs and waist. And my dick is around three inches long. .Bill> maybe you shold leave now serp .lizzie> you devil u and i am an angel SERPENT231> Bye! ** SERPENT231 just joined "the centre, in technicoloured spots. (teen.)" (11 members now) ** .danell> hmm. .danell> tell tell tell :P .pat> she doens't talk to me anyway. SERPENT231> Hi, everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 .danell> poor pat :( SERPENT231> :P:P:P .pat> monika hates me :( > .jenn smirks .danell> awww .jenn> hmm .jenn> and that's not true SERPENT231> YOU SUCK .ophelia> :P .pat> unrequited love sucks :( .danell> I'm sure she doens't SERPENT231> SUCK .ophelia> it's requited :P .pat> hehe :D > .ophelia kisses pat .pat> shush, serpent. SERPENT231> ANd ya K0sw wut else?! /NODISPLAY  -- Unknown command. You are in the audience in "the centre, in technicoloured spots. (teen.)". SERPENT231 is being ejected from Conference by WRJ95 -Signed Off- SERPENT231> - signed off - ** SERPENT231 just joined "** Erotica's ****CHAT ** ROOM****" (11 members now) ** .Mike> No she isn't .Bubba35> 36 m fl .Mary Beth> hey Jeff! .Kevin T> ty bubba SERPENT231> Why did Maya feel that her grandmother had "won the battle" when she SERPENT231> went back into the dentist's office? .Mary Beth> why? because of her parents? JIMPURPLE55> no. I took turns. The women were not into each other. Its hard juggling two at once ... only one penis and I didn't have my backup vibrator at the time .Mike> no she isn't coming SERPENT231> Back then, children gave their elders a great deal of respect. Kids saw their SERPENT231> grandparents as much wiser than their parents, people who their parents SERPENT231> looked up to .Mary Beth> hi Serpent .Mary Beth> lol Jim SERPENT231> who else that they knew was this? In the kids' mind, it was almost as if the SERPENT231> grandparents were a higher rank than their parents .vampire> brb .vampire> - signed off - .Kevin T> serpent age please SERPENT231> since they knew more. SERPENT231> I'm 15 .Michelle> thats isnt very polite SERPENT231> I'm fat, I weight 240 pounds. I have glasses, braces, and havn't brushed my teeth, shaved, or showered in weeks. SERPENT231> My butt is over half my body weight, I'm extremely hairy, especially around the legs and waist. And my dick is around three inches long. .Kevin T> have to leave serpent this is an over 18 room .Michelle> boot his ass SERPENT231> Butt--!! SERPENT231> NOOOOOOOOO JIMPURPLE55> you need Oprah chat ... its a couple doors down... .Bubba35> my long lost brother :) SERPENT231 is being ejected from Conference by KEVIN_T_ -Signed Off- SERPENT231> - signed off - ** SERPENT231 just joined "Flirts_R_Us "21+ Please "" (10 members now) ** .paul> now the conversation takes on a new twist SERPENT231> I got yer twist right HERE! .Carrie> omg yawning .Carrie> Im so tired .Fireman> oh no she called you douggiepoo your in for it now mister .bluesySOL> but kind sir...i dunno. i am just an innocent maiden wandering the halls of the castle.... TERPELDING> Alignment tech for a Freightliner dealership .**Dougg**> hi Serpent,age please? .paul> wake up carrie .bluesySOL> lol fire..he he he .Carrie> demon should like the serpent .paul> its only 11:18 pm TERPELDING> Quite a career switch, eh? SERPENT231> I'm fat, I weight 240 pounds. I have glasses, braces, and havn't brushed my teeth, shaved, or showered in weeks. SERPENT231> My butt is over half my body weight, I'm extremely hairy, especially around the legs and waist. And my dick is around three inches long. JADEDWYLLOW> is it more relaxing? .Carrie> lol serpent SERPENT231 is being ejected from Conference by DGOLDIN -Signed Off- SERPENT231> - signed off - * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * You are no longer in an active Conference group. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** SERPENT231 just joined "Caller of the Storm" (3 members now) ** .dc> I love to read .Katy> so do i .dc> hi ser SERPENT231> U SUCK SERPENT231> Guess wut .dc> get lost with that attitude SERPENT231> I'm fat, I weight 240 pounds. I have glasses, braces, and havn't brushed my teeth, shaved, or showered in weeks. SERPENT231> My butt is over half my body weight, I'm extremely hairy, especially around the legs and waist. And my dick is around three inches long. .Katy> ok, dan, let's leave here .Katy> - signed off - .Katy> ** The moderator has left the group ** .Katy> ** Group is not published ** SERPENT231> mak me .dc> hate life do ya? SERPENT231> To tell you the truth, I don't think I'd be able to find a reason to be happy if I SERPENT231> was in Maya's situation, but somehow, during the book, she's found some. SERPENT231> There's the joy of knowledge--reading and writing at school and at home with SERPENT231> Mrs. Flowers. There's her family, who constantly is there to support and talk SERPENT231> to her--especially Bailey. And then there's the overall sense of being in the SERPENT231> black community, where--evidenced by the Joe Louis boxing match everyone SERPENT231> was watching at the store--everybody can stick together and support each SERPENT231> other. ** SERPENT231 just joined "Flirtin' 4 Fun" (7 members now) ** LEGENDCE> !!!@@@###$$$%%%^^^&&&*** SERPENT231> David! .brenda> @@ .Keep> hey jocko .. why so quiet .brenda> hi serp .Keep> hi serpent ..a age please? SERPENT231> Bonjour! Je m'appelle David! .brenda> oooooooooooh thought cussing .brenda> duh realized .brenda> :) SERPENT231> J'ai 15 ans, et je deteste les chiens. SERPENT231> Et j'adore le biere mouton. SERPENT231> C'est formidable! .Keep> mm this is not a french foum sperant .. and you are too young .. :) SERPENT231> T'ai toi! SERPENT231> Je suis plus intelligent que vous! .Keep> do you speak english?? SERPENT231> ... SERPENT231> Je suis pain. ** SERPENT231 just joined "Rock Solid Teens 4" (2 members now) ** PRAZSINGR> hello SERPENT231> WHAZZAAAAAP PRAZSINGR> not much how are ya SERPENT231> WHORE YOU? SERPENT231 is being ejected from Conference by PRAZSINGR -Signed Off- SERPENT231> - signed off - ** SERPENT231 just joined "Adult Christian Forum" (3 members now) ** SERPENT231> OooOOOOOooo!!! An ADULT Christian forum! When do we get to swap fr3 piX of each other??????//// SERPENT231> I got some all warmed up! AMYPEARE> I think (I know) God doesn't want me in the limelight- thats why I'm shy SERPENT231> Zuh? SERPENT231> Where's the pr0n? SERPENT231> ... AMYPEARE> wrong site. sorry SERPENT231> Waaaaait a minute....this isn't an ADULT place.... SERPENT231> I'm gettin' OUTTA HERE! YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! ** SERPENT231 just joined "Love Shak" (8 members now) ** .ps> ty dode .Debbie> hi serp .ps> hi serp ** OREGANOSPICE just joined "Love Shak" (9 members now) ** SERPENT231> DODOOD! SERPENT231> DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! SERPENT231> D SERPENT231> O SERPENT231> O SERPENT231> O .Debbie> welcome to the shak...may we get your a/s/l...please? .sim> hi .Midnyte> hi .ps> hi oregano .dodetal> hello serpent .Tina Abate> 19/f/FL .Debbie> hi oreg .Tina Abate> Hi .dodetal> hello organo .sim> a/s/l surpent and ornge .Debbie> ty tina... is to keep out minors SERPENT231> 231/M/CA .Debbie> ty sim .dodetal> nice name tina. .sim> thaer you go lisa now theres some one in fl besides you .Debbie> serp...age please SERPENT231> Well, actually... SERPENT231> I LOOK 25, but my parents say otherwise .dodetal> say something more than 18 serp. SERPENT231> Okay. SERPENT231> I'm fat, I weight 240 pounds. I have glasses, braces, and havn't brushed my teeth, shaved, or showered in weeks. SERPENT231> My butt is over half my body weight, I'm extremely hairy, especially around the legs and waist. And my dick is around three inches long. SERPENT231> Wait, that wasn't it. SERPENT231> Um...I'm 15. Bye. ** SERPENT231 just joined "The Master's Room" (5 members now) ** .Norma> and am hoping to get Nualap tomeet us too .RG> cool Norma, was going to ask you about that .RG> hi Serpent .Isdora> so does this chat room stay open all the time? SERPENT231> My watch is HELLUVA fast .Norma> hi Ser SERPENT231> The wounded soldier from Karnack are resting in the barracks ** MARIAV1 just joined "The Master's Room" (6 members now) ** SERPENT231> I get around the way nature intended. In a car. .Norma> what time do you have Ser SERPENT231> Vegetarians don't steal! .Isdora> is he for real or what? SERPENT231 is being ejected from Conference by RAYSGIRL1 -Signed Off- SERPENT231> - signed off - ** SERPENT231 just joined "A Bit On The Side ... Flirting" (16 members now) ** DROOPY23> why you wanna get all crazy Jrod .LISA~MOD> hi serpent, age please? SERPENT231> JESUS CHRIST! Did anybody see Stephanie on RAW? SHE WAS HOT HOT HOT! Oh my God! That dress was the SERPENT231> greatest thing known to man! And her new hair is UNBELIEVABLE! I'd LOVE Steph! I want to take this lovely, sweet lady out on a date! She is NOT a sl*t!!! She's the most beautiful woman I've ever SERPENT231> seen! I know a few people who talked to her in real life, and if I could only do the same...OH MY GOD did I mention that interview she did?! GOD! That was the best one of the night! Stephanie is a SERPENT231> GODDESS! It's true! It's true! She's hotter than Trish, Lita, Debra, Terri, the Kat, Jackie, Francine, Moolah, and Rhonda Singh COMBINED!!! CHRIST! Triple H is the LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE~! I dumped my SERPENT231> own girlfriend just cuz I was afraid Steph might have hurt feelings! EBONYTOY> - signed off - .Jarod> howdy serpent SERPENT231> Oh, wait. This isn't a wrestling chat. Damn. SERPENT231 is being ejected from Conference by LISAMARIE33 -Signed Off- SERPENT231> - signed off - ** SERPENT231 just joined "Sebastian Bach & Friends" (4 members now) ** .Angus> Yes thats the hardest for me SERPENT231> You guys like Bach? .AbelsKeeper> then i could fire my lead guitarist,, and get a bigger cut at shows,, lol 18NLIFE> yup SERPENT231> Well I like Limp Bizkit, so SCREW YOU. ** SERPENT231 just joined "OPEN Self~Serve [Weather: Raining]" (3 members now) ** .Sita> It's all in the past. > .Rys stands in front of the fire, looking into it SERPENT231> Um, just a question here...how many of your friends wear glasses IRL? .Sita> ((hmmm...)) SERPENT231> Or have squigglyiosio hair? .Sita> ((Not too many.)) .Rys> ((What does that have to do with anything?)) SERPENT231> Welll.....I just wanted to know if I could relate to any of the losers like me. SERPENT231> You see...*sigh* SERPENT231> I'm fat, I weight 240 pounds. I have glasses, braces, and havn't brushed my teeth, shaved, or showered in weeks. SERPENT231> My butt is over half my body weight, I'm extremely hairy, especially around the legs and waist. And my dick is around three inches long. .Sita> ((Smashing.)) .Rys> ((BRB AFK)) SERPENT231> KFC! ** SERPENT231 just joined "OOC X-Men RPG Chat" (5 members now) ** SERPENT231> NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURDS... .Emma> Hey bri, finished the post SERPENT231> NUUUUUUUURDS!!!!!!!!!111111 SERPENT231> NUUU .Emma> No, no, no...geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks. SERPENT231> UU SERPENT231> U SERPENT231> R SERPENT231> E SERPENT231> K SERPENT231> S .Ryan> who .Emma> "Nurks"? SERPENT231 is being ejected from Conference by ARDNAGREINE -Signed Off- SERPENT231> - signed off - ** SERPENT231 just joined "All Welcome, PopCorn provided" (9 members now) ** .Donna> present SERPENT231> Did you ever want to use a chair creatively like resting the chair on SERPENT231> someones face and doing the People's Elbow. .Donna> hi Serpent KRIS62> hi serpant .Blue Tool> I wanted her so much when she dumped me I wanted revenge SERPENT231> Well I made a code where you SERPENT231> hit z and chair pops up in the middle of the ring all you have to do is drag the SERPENT231> person under it and it looks like the chair is laying flat on top of them. SERPENT231> If you SERPENT231> want to get rid of the chair hold Z and hold right on the D-pad for 2-3 sec. SERPENT231> and it will disappear. .JustADumbWoman> ok that's enough serpent SERPENT231> CHAIR ON FACE CODE: SERPENT231> D1095184 2000 SERPENT231> 81166D90 0011 SERPENT231> D1095184 2000 SERPENT231> 81166D92 FF00 SERPENT231> D1095184 2000 SERPENT231> 81166D94 BF01 SERPENT231> D1095184 2000 SERPENT231> 81166D96 07CO SERPENT231> D1095184 2000 SERPENT231> 81166D98 42FA SERPENT231> D1095184 2000 SERPENT231> 81166D9A 8866 SERPENT231> D1095184 2000 SERPENT231> 81166D9C 4215 SERPENT231> D1095184 2000 SERPENT231> 81166D9E E3C2 SERPENT231> D1095184 2000 SERPENT231> 81166DA0 0000 SERPENT231> D1095184 2000 SERPENT231> 81166DA2 0774 SERPENT231> D1095184 2000 SERPENT231> 81166DA4 0000 SERPENT231> D1095184 2000 SERPENT231> 81166DA6 0F98 SERPENT231> D1095184 2000 SERPENT231> 81166DA8 0000 SERPENT231> D1095184 2000 SERPENT231> 81166DAA 07A4 SERPENT231> D1095184 2000 SERPENT231> 81166DAC FFFF SERPENT231> D1095184 2000 SERPENT231> 81166DAE FFE3 SERPENT231> D1095184 2100 SERPENT231> 81166D90 FFFF SERPENT231> D1095184 2100 SERPENT231> 81166D92 0000 SERPENT231 is being ejected from Conference by CAROUSEL2 -Signed Off- SERPENT231> - signed off - ** SERPENT231 just joined "Punday Chat" (5 members now) ** > .Moby .Silky> Moby is a sweety... .Kris> Hi Serpent .Moby> hi, serpent .Punday> I see, Moby. .Silky> hiya serpent SERPENT231> HEY! SERPENT231> You guys wanna learn DOODSPEAK in 26 easy steps?!??! SERPENT231> Repeat after me! SERPENT231> A - 4! SERPENT231> B - 8! SERPENT231> C - ( ! SERPENT231> D - |)! SERPENT231> E - 3! SERPENT231> F - UM... .Moby> um, Did anyone actually say they wanted to learn? SERPENT231> LAVOS CORE presents a LAVOS CORE film. LAVOS CORE is LAVOS CORE in . . . THE STORY OF LAVOS CORE . . . Starring LAVOS CORE as LAVOS CORE with LAVOS CORE as LAVOS CORE and LAVOS CORE as LAVOS core .Silky> I don't think so Moby SERPENT231> All right, I'll just leave the rest up to you. .Moby> thank you. ** SKEEVE1 just joined "Punday Chat" (6 members now) ** .Kris> strange SERPENT231> As in...the rest of this list. ** .Moby is now the group moderator ** .Kris> Hi Skeeve SERPENT231> G - G SERPENT231> H - # SERPENT231> I - | SERPENT231> J - j SERPENT231> K - |< SERPENT231> L - 1 OR |_ SERPENT231> M - |V| SERPENT231> N - |\| SERPENT231> O - 0 SERPENT231> P - |D SERPENT231> Q - 0, SERPENT231> R - R SERPENT231> S - 5 SERPENT231> T - + OR 7 SERPENT231> U - U SERPENT231> V - \/ SERPENT231> W - \/\/ OR \A/ SERPENT231> X - >< SERPENT231> Y - Y SERPENT231> Z - 2 .Silky> {{{Skeeve!}}} .Moby> please don't do that, serp. SERPENT231> Sob. SERPENT231> SOB. .Punday> How generous with his keyboard. I'm surfeited, thanks. SKEEVE1> (((silky))) SERPENT231> SONUVABEACHE! .Kris> Moby...please /NODISPLAY  -- Unknown command. You are in the audience in "Punday Chat". You are listening in the audience (please use /queue to ask a question).