Squall, the Ghetto Hero
by Teron Blaze ( Teron_Blaze@hotmail.com )

You know something, I wish you could completely control the main character's personality, as well as customize
him a lot, My Squall would be like a Ghetto Hero

Cid: Squall, Please come to my Office

Squal: Yo Zell, Da Man wants me upstairs, deal my Coke while I gone.

Zell: Anything for you dawg.

-Squall goes to the Office

Cid: Squall, I need you to do a mission.

Squall: Mission? @#$%^& that s*^t, I'm busy getting laid by your wife Edea you lame ass ho, bow down!

Cid: What are you saying?

Squall: I'm the badest player in the whole Motha @#$%^ garden! 

Cid: (What's wrong with Him? I'll get Quistis to fix it.)

Quistis: Hello Squall.

Squall: Shut the #$%^& Up ....

Quistis: ...Bitch!

-Squall then Procedes to kill Quistis

Squall: Ho, But anny way Cid, I gotta get back to Pimpin Selphie, she's good money.

Rajin: Yeah ya'know?
Fujin: GOOD WHORE.

The END