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Credits ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Latest Updates ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7-17-99 It's been an extra long time since I last updated, so I've decided to give yas' all a treat: The game has been released in the U.S! *Initiate streamers, party horns, balloons, reruns of Birdman* Lots of assorted stuff has been added, and if you view it through a magnifying glass from five feet away, you should see a carefully-crafted message! Go on! Check it out! 4-12-99 Yo! Stage 2 has been added to the Stages section and a the first secret has been added, in case you haven't heard of it in every single video game site known to man! Also, in a John Woo-ish sequence, I dueled with my carbon copy from Hell armed with only a gun and a pack of Bubblicious! It was really a lot of fun! 4-6-99 Greetings, and welcome to the first ever UmJammer Lammy FAQ! It's a great honor to be doing this, but I mainly did this FAQ right now so people could view my ultra-spiffy ASCII rendition of the UJL Japanese logo/ kanji/romanji and an overall premise of the levels of the game. If you have any information you can send me, I'd be glad to accept it (With the proper credit given.) Ready? Let's go! *BADAP BADAP BADAP BADAP* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. FAQ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do you have an FAQ section at this point? Nobody's e-mailed you about this game yet! A: I know that, moron. I'm just answering questions that might be asked. Q: Have you beaten the game? A: Hell, no. I'm writing this as we play. What the.... DAMMIT! You screwed me up! Get out of the room! Q: The import won't work on my modded PSX. What's the problem? A: This game has one o' dem "modchip protection schemes." If it senses a modchip on a US Playstation, it'll..... um.... not run. And stuff. There are two resolutions to this dilemma: 1) Get a GameShark 2) Get a japanese Playstation or 3) Get a GameEnhancer. (http://www.modchip.com) It doesn't bypass the function to check what nationality your PSX is, it just works like a Sega Saturn modification pack, tricking your system is Japanese and, thus, technically is not a modchip. Plus it uses GameShark codes and plays FMV and audio. Asskicking, eh? Q: So how would getting a GameShark help? A: Well, there is an import bypass code to enter in order to play the game. the codes are: 90000000 0000 D01DA762 1040 8012A762 1000 Does it not kick ass? Q: WHGER TEH FUK IZ AN ISO 4 TIHS GAM FRO PALY ON BLEEM! A: Simple. It's over here: http://www.screw.you.south.park.otaku.com/ Q: Why can't I get this line right in Hell? A: Think about the stage's setting. It's nigh impossible to get the level done perfectly. Do you have a clue now? Q: I replayed a stage, and instead of "now loading" there's a big block of PSX buttons embossed in chocolate! What does it mean? I know it's a code, but I don't know how or where to enter it! A: I have no idea. If anyone knows, please e-mail me at neatoman52@hotmail.com soon! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. Stages ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3.1. Chop Chop's Amazing Psychic Powers (Translation: Now wait a minute! Who is that?) Ah, yes. Chop Chop Master Onion. The guy who beats all in PaRappa the Rapper. The breakdancing vegetable who is impossible to lose against in a line for the bathroom. This guy kicks ass, and it's impossible to not like the large root sticking out of his head. Anyhow, Lammy is running towards the stage door, superbly late for a gig, trying to think up an excuse that doesn't involve a not-so-cleverly-shrouded reference to this game's predecessor, that is affectionately refered to as "CaRappa" by people with less than one brain cell. *grumbles* Uh.... Where was I? All right. Lammy gets to the door and, as the stage hands pop the door open, trips on what I think is PaRappa, what with his midget status around her and all. I mean MAN! That guy is LITTLE in here! Even with his leet-ass condom-like ski cap on, he doesn't even measure CLOSE to Lammy's height! He looks the same size as other people because he stands when everyone else sits! Anyway, she trips and falls as the curtains draw for us to see Chop Chop bust a rather large groove for the rapping bunch. As he is MilkCan's new vocalist (even though he would have made a great lead dynamic frontman) he can apparently decide who is in the show or not. Lammy panics and is tossed a guitar by Katy, of table-dancing fame. And our stage begins..... Helpful Hints: #1: All right! This is important! When Peco Peco Master Puddy says for you to press a button, press it! If you win without this vital skill, then you must be a leading GameShark encoder or have the omnipotence enough to make my brain explode right here! #2: Even if you consider yourself a very large fan of PaRappa and own the Japanese version, English version, the alarm clock, and the condom-like ski cap, you will STILL PROBABLY LOSE AT THIS STAGE AT LEAST ONCE! This game is a LOT more serious when it comes to button timing, and will probably suck for you if you're new to the rhythym genre! #3: Even though it might sound cool, don't press square when Chop-Choppity- Chop tells you to press Triangle! You will lose if you do! #4: Whenever the screen gets all swirly and "Awful" is flashing, you should throw your controller at the screen at once! It makes the gimpy people in the crowd make a face at you and laugh at you for not knowing this excruciatingly hard one-button combo! #5: Unlike most pop, rhythym and mainstream stuff, you actually get points for doing something original! (And by "original" I mean adding on to/ highly screwing up the master's melody so that you don't sound like an amateur) Hell, you might even get "cool" at some and then break your TV by chucking your Dual-Shock at the screen from your failing-at-this-ultra- hard-to-get sequence! Let's all laugh at this stupid rhythymless person! Do the Macarena, you chump! So when the stage is finished, Lammy ends up holding a vacuum cleaner in her hands in place of the guitar. And you'd be surprised how she didn't notice it until Chop Chop points it out to her. Maybe she noticed how the neck read "Troy-Bilt" and the whammy bar was making some weird whirring noises, but you have to admit, she DID kick ass up there. After a pretty goofy cutscene (Not that it isn't entirely normal for Nana-On-Sha productions, mind you) the level is finished. 3.2. Firedogs and the way people use them (Translation: B, back off! You're in the way!) The dream fuzzes out, and Lammy suddenly wakes up, dazed. After a sigh of relief, she looks at the clock and WHAM! After two split-second long cutscenes, she points out that it's 5:45 and she has fifteen minutes left until the show begins. This hints to the fact that she can't distinguish AM from PM while setting her alarm clock, and wanted to get up nice, bright, and early that morning to practice her complicated guitar solo. Nonetheless, after her long parties with Sunny, Katy, and Ma-San involving booze and cigarettes, it would be reasonable that she would sleep for about sixteen hours afterwards. So she begins dashing off to the fire EXTREMELY fast, which is a lot like running down cars and cutting them off as they burst into flames. She almost mows down a bunch of people as she slams down the brakes and wears the rubber down off her shoes. This apartment is on fire due to a nice Rodney Town pizza cooking a bit too long. You won't find Pizza Hut making that kind of decision! No, Pizza Hut's new Rodney Towner pie is large, crispy, foldable, and loaded with about two toppings legally avaliable in that state (As to not offend anyone of that species, you see.). Anyway, the lead firedog says that he'll block off all the roads until the fire is out. Whoop-a-dee-doo. Lammy shoves everyone out of her way and asks Chief Puddle if she can go over across the road. Chief Puddle politely tells her to BACK the HELL OFF! GET A HOSE, YOU BITCH! NOW! After a few flashbacks related to the first stage, the stage begins...... Helpful hints: 1. This stage deals with some more complicated button patterns, but they aren't all that challenging. Most of the button sequences involve the same buttons paired together. It's repetetive, and as so, is extremely fun! 2. Teach your toddlers motor skills by handing them a PSX controller and a copy of this game! Unfortunately, since they have no idea how to switch discs or enter GameShark codes, they'll probably just be drooling all over the high-precision laser lens and getting their fingerprints all over the black side of the disc while looking at the complicated and neat-looking front of it. Then they'll carve a picture of your pet dog, Muffy, in the back with a pair of scissors in an attempt to make both of the sides pretty! Yay! 3. I forget to tell you that when I mean "Original" it doesn't just mean to randomly press buttons like you just said "Wait, let me figure out my moves." in Street Fighter Alpha 68. Sure, you may do something awesome like throw a huge lightning fireball at Joe Chin, but mostly you end up screwing up and wearing out the magnetic pads in the inside of your Dual Shock and electrocuting yourself while you say something along the lines of "Holy S**t! Did you just see what I did?" PARAPPA VERSION: On Monday On Monday, PaRappa and his gang from PaRappa the Rapper (Katy, Sunny, and PJ Berri) are sitting down at Chunky Burger, trying to decide what they should eat. Along with the service of water in a polished glass, PJ further proves that this is not a fast-food place by holding a menu. Chunky Burger must be a really bad Mom and Pop organization, from what I gather. Whatever the case, it serves great fried tofu and rice in the shape of various meats, so I don't give a damn! Katy, being the royal queen and crowned bitch of the group decides to give everybody some orders in hopes that one of them will finally break down and leave. *cough PJ! cough* Sunny's stuck designing dresses and PaRappa is given the task of making a stupid, not- all-that-funny joke for everybody! Fun! A few toddlers in the back giggle at this thing that almost looks like a joke, and our stage begins. Helpful Hints: #1. These remixed stages kick ass! Not only does PaRappa sound more fluid-like and watertight, but in Cooperative mode he screws up in the most darling ways! Katy: The goal is near! PaRappa: Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Near! Lammy: What kind of hole did you crawl out from, you idiot spazzing midget? PaRappa: An-An-An-And in life, strug-will help youlater! No cutting corners! #2. An outburst (and I'm not making this one up): Why does PaRappa dig Sunny anyhow? She's flat as Kansas, has no personality and has no hair at ALL! Maybe it's because in real life, flowers have protruding ovaries and stick them wherever they can. hehehe Katy and PJ were b******king earlier, too. Well, in stage 5 she told PaRappa that she was going to neck in the woods with PJ, leaving the couple alone. Of course, it was retooled later to be appropriate for American audiences. NECK=B******K You're sick, dude. 3.3. 80's Surf Guitar Little Richard Lagomorph Babies (Translation: After School Sale) In the very strange playground of my mind that is Rodney Town, odd things happen, and this is one of them. One of the signs of the apocolypse can normally be defined as a strange thing along the lines of a parade of rabbits giving birth in the range of about 30 seconds. Even stranger is the fact that they required no anesthetic or medical equipment to do it. And even stranger yet is that it was a single caterpillar doing it flawlessly, with no miscarriages, stillbirths, or any other similar death related illnesses. I expect the asteroid to hit Earth anytime soon now. Possibly the strangest thing about these babies (Aside from the fact that they were all born at the exact same time) is that they can do a flawless Chuck Berry/Little Richard impression, albeit with their own infantile lyrics. This will be extremely useful when they audition at the Pepsi headquarters as a replacement for that hideous little girl and her miniaturization powers. But I digress. I didn't really give you troubled fellows a brief and barely humorous description of this stage, did I? What happens is this: The firedogs go out for lunch (disregarding that it's about 5:49 PM, the little dickheads) and steal soaked, ash-ridden pizza from the burning building. Lammy, being in the hurry that she happens to be in, eats a few slices and decides to leave before her career is fully dead. Unfortunately for her, the pizza was all digested at about the same time, causing her belly to become large and distended, and thus making her fully polygonal. Lammy recieves the Flanger from the chief, and then begins dashing to her plane! She obviously has this tripping problem, as she falls onto the concrete road while a parade commemorating the fiftieth anniversary of the Birthmart happens (Sales on Tuesdays and Thursdays!) and gets trampled by a few hundred male and female rabbits. You would think that being in extremely painful labor would affect your condition, (e.g. ability to walk and sing) well, not these rabbits! No, they pick daisies, play tuba, sing childlike tunes, and march in near-perfect choreography (save for the two confused guys in the back) all while the fetus is attempting to kick its way out of the womb! Cathy Pillar, the head/only employee of the Birthmart, sees Lammy get trampled by the mob of pregnant women and makes the same mistake several emptyheaded middle-age men have, assuming that she is pregnant when she's really only extremely fat (Due to aforementioned black pizza). After about 30 seconds of heaving, pushing, and somesuch, all of the pregnant rabbits deliver at the same time, while Cathy notices that Lammy didn't get laid at exactly the same time these rabbits did. She asks Lammy to help out with the babies around there, extends herself all throughout the level, and begins rocking the children to sleep. Helpful Hints: #1: Take it from Uncle Lobstaboy that this stage is harder than HELL if you haven't exercised, since it requires a lot of autofire-ish button pressing. May God have mercy on your soul if you can't do something with your hand that looks like an erotic device, because you will need it to get through this stage. #2: Oh yes, and please remember that new-fangled games like Metal Gear Solid Integral and Final Fantasy 8 use, aside from an import detection scheme, an autofire-killing function that takes the Autofire function away from several buttons in your third-party Pro Action Replay Shiznitch-ish controller so its only use while playing games like it would be to spill root beer on it and watch the sparks fly while your nerves get a jolt from the demonic babies on screen. Then you will either lose all dexterity in one hand, or give extra dexterity to the other, giving you the edge in stages like this! 3.4. Heavy Metal Jet-Planeing Action (Translation: Now which one is my left hand?) This stage, stage 4, is pretty damned cool. It uses South Park-ish themes and technology, stars a stonedİoffİhisİass pilot with a name that begs to be in a Ducktales episode (re: Fussenpepper, and the only human master this game has to offer), and the music is the best thing that has happened to Playstation pop culture, mah friends. In both Lammy and PaRappa stages. I do not lie, my pal. There's something about flying through the clouds with a mentally deranged air force captain, both of us not knowing how to fly at all, on a passenger flight on a major airline company that just brings out the best in you. And the best part is that, unlike every other master in the game, Captain Fussenpepper doesn't get pissed whenever you lose, even though you're nearly killing several hundred rich people. Here's the poop: Lammy gets handed a harmonizer for her guitar and is told to come back to the Birthmart when she really has a baby. She dashes out and trips on a skateboard, sending her careening toward the plane going to wherever the hell the Chop Chop Master Arena is. This leads her to thinking that maybe instead of running everywhere she goes, she could buy a car or hail a taxi or ride a bike instead of being some pedestrian bitch at the age of 18. The plane happens to be taking off on a regular highway, so Lammy jumps inside to find Captain Fussenpepper at the console. He's a bit disoriented off of the anesthetic the dentist gave him to repair his teeth, so not only is he pissed off at times, but he turns into a weird narcoticsİdriven Woodstock guy whenever a piece of the console falls on his head. The square stewardess tells the rich people in the in-flight casino to sit down and shut up while the plane takes off, and our stage begins. Helpful Hints: #1. This stage, while I originally said it was heavy metal, (Which is a pretty stupid name for a genre, if you ask me) actually focuses on the loud punky screaming NoFX-ish screwed up rock. And, even though I love this music, I have to say that I'm sorry for my mortal sin. Bury me in sand for a few days so I can die and be forgiven. #2. Holy damn! Look at the PaRappa screen they put over on the console! It's what they call an "Easter Egg!" When you show this game to your friends, be sure to point this out in a rather subtle way! It'll freak them out and make them say something along the lines of "Hey! How did you know that? You must be pretty cool!" Oh, and be sure to not give me any credit at all! 3.5. Aw, f**king aye! I need a guitar! (Translation: You said anything, didn't ya?) Stage 5, the exceedingly....... mediocre stage. I have no real way to describe it except that it can either kick ass or suck ass, depending on where you're at in the stage and maybe your point of view. I mean, the setting kicks ass, the intro movie kicks ass, and the music seems okay, but there's something about this stage that I can't get my finger on that's keeping me from fully enjoying it. Nonetheless, I'll get on with my long-winded talk about the stage's intro and maybe hide some cleverly shrouded references to sexual organs in it, but don't expect me to give you any helpful hints for this one! This stage is literally like Hell, except with easier button sequences! The intro movie goes something like this: Lammy jumps off of the plane, recieves a Wah-Wah from Captain Fussenpepper, and continues to run off to the concert hall when she realizes that she left her guitar on the plane! As it takes off, she looks for a place to get a guitar and stumbles upon Paul Chuck's Guitar Shop (Sales AND Repairs!). She dashes in and politely requests a guitar that doesn't exist, then apologizes for the heavy amount of narcotics the Captain submissively gave to her. She drops to her knees and tells Paul that she would do ANYTHING for a decent looking guitar. Paul gets that rapist-ish look in his eye, and turns on a chainsaw. Lammy mistakes this for a crude attempt to take advantage of herself (SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE: SEXUALLY) and runs into a corner, cowering. This, unknown to Lammy, is actually an offer to ruthlessly chop down some trees and carve them into guitars. And in one full minute. Um.......... 3.6. I'm in Hell? But.... but.... I'm just a guitarist! (Translation: Vital Idol) Stage 6. Ugh. This stage is absolutely unnecessary and should be avoided by pregnant women, the elderly, and people who still want to like Japan and its fascination with our incredibly stupid-looking culture. It is a choking hazard for small children with a sledgehammer and very nonresilient tracheas. Not only that, but it's the only stage that doesn't have a titular line! Gasp! Nonetheless, here's my premise: Back in the eighties, when Boy George was popular and Nintendo games were actually good, disco officially died. It is now the fifteenth anniversary of that fated day. Let us bow our heads in a moment of silence. Gaffer: Where the hell should I put this thing? Producer: Hey! You're supposed to be quiet for the next minute! Gaffer: Oh! Sorry. Well, that was rather cool. Going on with my description, this stage is in Hell, set in a concert hall, which makes it that a very disco-ish tune can be brought to all those murderers, rapists, and serial killers! It IS a fitting punishment! Out of all seriousness, here's the premise: Lammy gets her new wooden guitar complete with Distortion function, dashes off to the concert hall, then slips on one of PJ Fatass's banana peels. In an overly gratuitous slow motion sequence, she falls to the ground and quickly dies. I detect something Liquid Snake-like about this scene. If she can survive getting shot up in the air by an overactive fire hose, a plane crash, and getting her hand nearly ripped in half by that chainsaw, then I would think that FoxDie or a very similar virus would probably have something to do with this. Nonetheless, Lammy wakes up in the seventh circle of Hell and is about to lose all hope when a pumpkin grabs her and throws her onto the stage with Lily Tomlin to play some new-age-ish disco tunes. And yes, folks, I know that Lily Tomlin isn't dead yet, but she will be after I begin my cunning and nefarious plans. (MWA HA HA!) KISS-like fire blasts out of the cartoony skulls on the side of the stage, and we now begin..... Helpful hints: #1: Don't panic! The system just decided to be a lot more strict on you! Even if you do the right chords at the right time in the right place with the right person, you might STILL get hit by lightning, as you pressed R a nanosecond too early/late! AARRGH! #2: This level has the most goddamned ANNOYING music of ALL TIME! It's the most serious of all of them, and it doesn't have neato lyrics like "We're gonna make a good guitar with this wood! Huh-hyuck!" #3: Not only is Hell the most annoying stage, but it has the most annoying button sequences! You'll probably end up screwing around with the buttons until you get to the final few lines and begin doing something that mostly sounds like beating a baby with a shaved cat or what you're supposed to do. Either of them will get you one point out of the possible 40. #4: It is damned near impossible to get Cool on this stage. If anyone knows how, just e-mail me at neatoman52@hotmail.com as soon as possible. Yes, I know that Cool sequences are overrated and boring most of the time, but I just want it over with so I can get every single stage with the tiny Burger King crown over Lammy's head! Pleeeeease? 3.7. The final stage- Refer to Chop Chop Master Arena for details (Translation: MilkCan, that's us!) After the downfall of music and magic we call Stages 5 and 6, we get back on track with this neato final stage starring all the members from MilkCan: Lammy, Katy Kat, and Ma-San. And it's all awesome, believe me. Sure, it's a badly translated motivational speech (Katy: GOAL IS REAL NEAR!) but so was stage 6 in PaRappa, and I don't hear anyone bitching, do you? On a side note, I don't know if anyone notices this, but doesn't Katy sound f**king cool, even though she's playing these large bass chords all throughout the stage? It's as if somebody's using a synthesizer to simulate the bass, guitar, and drums so the voice actor playing her wouldn't be distracted! Yeah! Nonetheless, here's the premise: Lammy gets the Reverb from Ms. Lily-Idol-Tomlin-Yoko and agrees to get faxed back to real life just mere seconds after she fell. As she walks over to the transportation device, Rammy, her evil carbon copy from Hell, pops out of the fax and blames Lammy for everything that's happened to her, then challenges her to a guitar-fest! Yeah! Rock! She wakes up lying in the street just seconds after she tripped, and continues running toward the concert hall. Most of the running is tedious, so they decide to add in a montage of the band's exploits and why it's such a big deal to get to the concert hall. I won't reveal anything about said montage, except that it's pretty good, albeit with some subtle Spice Girls messages around it. But then again, that just may be my sick psychosis talking. She finally reaches the concert hall at the same time Katy and Ma-San get there, and the irony of this is extremely sickening. Katy asks her if she did enough rehearsing in the second she was actually there, and Lammy agrees. Our stage begins! Helpful hints: #1: First off, Katy proves that she can be a real bitch at times. When you lose, she yells "I didn't expect you to do this bad!" into the microphone, permentantly damaging your already- shattered self-esteem. Whoopee. #2: Taking advice from old Nickelodeon shows, Lammy dances and jams with all of the previous masters of the game! And if you're lucky, she might crowdsurf for a second or two! It's also really hard to get past these two lines at first, so I'm gonna break my own rule and toss you a few lines from memory to help you through these (Try to guess the button symbols, shiznitch) : 1: T S X 0 L R T I'm facing all the problems that'll get me 2: X 0 L R S T S 'Cause I don't really wanna spend the time see #3: Not a hint, more of an outburst: Let me try something here, and you guys rhyme it. Katy Kat: GOAL IS REAL NEAR Katy Kat: GOAL IS KNEEL REAR Katy Kat: GOAL IS: STEAL BEER Katy Kat: GOAL IS: FEEL DEER Katy Kat: GOAL IS DEAL FEAR aw you guys suck anyhow That was pretty cool! Blow it out your asshole, Matt. You got me, I made most of that up. So the guys in the barn give you amazing applause, and Katy asks if everyone thought that was a groove. Lammy finishes off her leading solo, and then asks for a challenger. Two people stand up. Rammy and PaRappa. It's far from over, my friends! Go to the stage select screen! Go on! I dare ya! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. Secrets ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. PaRappa! Yippee! Yes, in case you didn't know, PaRappa the Rapper is in this game! Fully playable! Possibly the most easily found secret of all time, all you have to do is play through the game! The cutscenes in this mode are actually like reading a not-very-funny comic strip out loud to yourself in an empty room over and over again. In three frames per second. Nonetheless, this secret is incredibly fun, since most of the songs are catchy and stupid (A great combo, in my book.). And the Lammy & PaRappa cooperative mode is insanely fun to watch PaRappa screw up in the coolest way. AI is fun. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. Deep Thoughts ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- *COMING SOON* (Don't cut corners, bitch!) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. Credits ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- In any case, credit has to be given to these people for this FAQ (Which still has a long way to go, but give me time, I just recieved the game a week ago). First off would have to be Fritz Fraundorf (fritz@gaming-intelligence.com and www.thegia.com) for kicking some ass on his page, the now-404 Fruites Dojo on Cosmo Canyon. He inspired me to see exactly how screwed up PaRappa is, and I infinitely bow down in front of him. Assorted treats including little Snickers bars go to all the cast of EFNet's #Tie_Fighter and http://macross.simplenet.com, including Sak, Lago, Austen, and several others! You kick ass! Go to Zany Video Game Quotes, you spunky bunch of readers! If you have anything to contribute to this FAQ, or have flames of which I will respond to with pictures of my ass, or if you just want to say how you love the description of my showering technique, e-mail me at neatoman52@hotmail.com and be extremely happy.