Top 10 Rejected WWF Superstars 

10. The Blundermaker
When you see a 7 foot guy tripping over himself every two steps, you know that 
he's not superstar material.

9. Triple A
A would-be part of Degeneration X, this travel agency member just didn't make
the cut.

8. The Cook
His catch phrases included "You smell what The Cook is deep-frying?" and
"Know your roll and butter your....er, never mind." 

7. Table
This eye-poping piece of furniture was beaten out by Sable in the "Gorgeous 
Babe" auditions. Same goes for Sunny Funny.

6. Tupac
Somehow, X-Pac seemed like a better choice as a wrestler.

5. Hanpankind
His finishing move? The Mandible Paw.

4. Vince McMuffin
He was the original manager of the WWF, but nooo...They had to put in some 
wise guy named McMahon..

3. Degeneration 2X+Y[3MY--23(6)]
Mathmaticans gone bad...

2. Baaa--d Ass Billy Goat
I can't believe that Degeneration X didn't let him in just because of the fact
that he was a Goat. His Shake-Rattle-and-Head-Butt wasn't all that bad.

1. Stoned Drunk Steve Austin
"And thatsh the...bottom line *hic*....cuz' Shtoned Drunk *hic* shaid sho..."


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