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Analyzing Omid's Expressions and "Phrases"
*klok!* - After a small group of second graders found out that you
could make this little noise by pressing the tongue against the back of the
throat, it was soon widespread amongst the rest of America in a craze that
died out as soon as it had begun. Unfortunately, seven years later, Omid
is still the lone carrier of this "clever" function. What does it mean? Well...by
itself, it only proves that you've still got a second grade mind...but when
used with the next phrase, it becomes a force to be reckoned with/made fun
of.
[insert name] is such a [insert sound effect] - a "harsh" insult to
anybody standing around, this phrase attempts to puncture one's ego by calling
them a sound effect, effective to the point where, hopefully,
they are unable to reach egasm. Unfortunately, this type of phrase has caught
on to a couple other people, most notably "[insert name] is such a
*klok!*". Be sure to watch out for this one, since it can not only
hurt the ego, but may also render us unable to do anything else than walk
around and call each other *klok!*s.
(tilts head back and bugs eyes) *HMPHHHHH!!!* - A gesture that,
loosly translated, means "Task, that darn attractive in the morning, standard
of freschezza " ("Whoa, that's pretty cool, dude."). Omid got this one after
hearing the *HMPHHH* noise I make when I do a close-mouthed laugh and
only blow the air out of my nose (I do this when I don't want to call attention
to myself in a quiet area, but have to laugh anyway). For some reason, Omid
combined this with an incredibly stupid gesture I used to do when I saw something
weird in 8th grade (tilts head back and bugs eyes). It was mildly
amusing back then, but right now, combined with the annoying
air-blowing-out-of-the-nose-at-380mph gesture, is REALLY annoying. And even
worse, Omid throws this one out at random more than his other sounds, so
it has gotten old even faster than "Git in mah belly!" (actually, that
one looks pretty funny on paper).
"I EM ZE MASTER OF ZEE BOUCHE!" - I have no idea what this one's supposed
to mean. You're the master of your mouth? You're the master of your bush?
The hell is this?
"GYNAAAAAAT!/NAAAAAT!/NAAAAAAHHH!/GYNAAAAAAHHH!" - What singlehandedly
started out as a variation on Nat Farber's name has mutated itself into a
spectacularly unfunny phrase that got old less than seconds after it was
first said. It's the most frequently said, widespread, and annoying phrase
out there, and the user of it has no problem with the fact that he looks
like a complete idiot while saying it at full volume in a public place. I
bet he wouldn't mind saying it during a graduation speech, either. That's
how oblivious to the rest of the world this phrase makes you, even if you
say it once. Beware.
<more to come later...>
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