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JeffreyAtW, a science book,
a dictionary, and Antone Jain
Dustin Reid and
|The People's Flying
Reverse Double Ace Chin Underhook
Kamikaze Arabian Triple Twisted Tiger Sky-High Corkscrew
Gut-Wrench Stone Cold Irish Swan Inverted Cross-Armed Bionic Mandible
Frog Death Valley Cross-Face Triple Threat High Angle Northern Lights Tornado
Front Side Russian Blockbuster Power Belly-to-Belly-to-Back 450 Top Rope
Sweet Spinning Shooting Tomikaze Star Stevie Dust Chin Heel Torture Tope
Con Hilo Suicida Money Pescado Suite Music Hiptoss Legsweep Bronco Facebuster
Clothesline Dominator Backdrop Tombstone DDT Catapult Crusher Claw Chicken
Wing Elbow Splash Rack Nutcracker Stunner Jump Shot Falcon Enziguri Pancake
Arrow Death Drop Press Rush Plancha Superscooplexin'
Don't Go There!
|Unfortunately for us, this hideous
"production" has digustingly (yet proudly -- this I can't understand) been
tragically composed by the one and only bungling, nameless, weird, NOT E-rated,
and extremely infamous disgusting "friend", whose obsessive-compulsive, perverted
behavior causes him to feel it absolutely, no, scratch that, COMPLETELY necessary
to make these odd, expulsion-worthy, revolting, yet squishy and quasi-amusing
sound effects from Hell every single friggin' day of the week at school in
a lame attempt to be mildly (but unsuccessfully) funny. Oh, and don't
forget the other contributor, Angel_of_Death_1, either. Hey, and whaddya
know? Serpent231, JeffreyAtW, Omid Shamsapour and Justin McNeil
have contributed for some reason, too! Isn't that a hole in one? Whoa!
Not only that, but Ragnarok helped as well! You have been warned.
|*cue electric poodles
dancing to Sounds From Hell*
"Shall we dance, Guoronga?"
"Off course, off course! But YOU GUYS can sit in the back."
"That's not how you make a salami sandwich, kid. Let me show you."
"Hééé, ne poussez pas!"
"Make a wish!"
"Yo doodz! It's a slipnslide!"
"How do you get a royal flush?"
"Well, I buttonized it and dropped two shadows."
"I don't think he means Paint Shop Pro, guys..."
"Keep the change."
"The internet's no substitute, Wilkins."
"Cribbage? That doesn't rhyme with spinach!"
"Hey, we didn't invite the Johnsons!"
"Beat me up, Scotty!"
"Hey! That areas off limits to the likes of you!"
"Throw me a frickin' bone here!"
"It won't fit, cap'n!"
"Say hallo to my leetle friend!"
"Honey, that's not the
"Hey, put that back!"
"Hold still, Betsy."
"That goat doesn't belong to you, son!"
"Well, I sure can't say "no" to a cute, cuddly farm animal!"
"Hey, there, Mr. Winky! What the heck are you--"
"I will SMACK you with my tail!"
"WAFFLES? DID SOMEONE SAY WAFFLES?!"
"I got yer captain right here!"
"No captain, NOT LIKE THAT!
"DON'T PUT THAT ON MUH BUM!"
"Close, but no cigar!"
"Again with the Kumberbuzzle!"
"You and the Cap'n make it happen!"
"Cover me. I'm going in."
"Is that a
Ft ft ft ft ft ft
"Don't go there."
pt pt pt
pt pt pt
"Leggo my ego!"
"Oh, NO! I punctured your ego! It's everywhere!"
"Another one, quick, before you go!"
"AVAST YE MATIES, THAR BE THUH WHITE WHALE!"
"Your squooshle is undulating again!"
"Dammit, Jim! Get that hamster outta there!"
"I've got 5 minutes to get it to his box!"
"Ah, spum. My phone ding-a-lings once more!"
"Are you sure that's what it said in the instruction manual?"
"Well... it IS in the early development stages."
pt pt pt
"HEY LAAAKER GIRRRLLS!!!"
"Here's the jelly!"
"Whoaa...smells good...like a
"Ohh, look at that! Can I put it on?"
"It'th tho you, Pinky."
"My God, no! Not the rubber pants! God, the PANTS!"
"Just push the button, Frank."
"Remember the Alamo!"
"YOU CAN DO IT!"
"Mmmm!! I feel tho liquidy..."
"How'd that get in there?"
"Steve stuck it in!"
"Ya want fries with that?"
"Hey, not in my new BMW!"
"My orange! It's squirting
"Where's the cream filling?"
"I'm lishening to my Schwackle. Do you wanna hear it?"
"It's not as good when its manufactured, honey."
"That ain't a tuna head, Bill."
"Whoa, dood! Who put Gramma in the onion dip?"
"Thad'sh some gooood oatmeal.."
"Holy golden crinkles, Batman! I've never seen that color before..."
"Oh, my God! It's fallen and it won't go up!"
"Holy monkeys, Batman! Give that man a cigar!"
"Dat vas a vet one, Babushka!"
"It's a hole in one, Reggie!"
"Buckets of fun, Alice!"
"Not again! That's the third time this week!"
"Well, I've never seen Cheez Wiz do THAT before."
"Don't throw the beans on the
"Pool out! Pool out! Eets all ova!"
"No chunky chicken soup for you!"
"Don't handle the merchandise if you're not going to buy it!"
"That was nuts, Ernie!"
"Give him a dollar, Bill."
"I'm still scarred after '9 1/2 Chipmunks'."
"Merci beaucoup, cochon adorable!"
"It was scary and it was sickening, but, it looked cool."
"Fork you, you spoony bard! That wasn't knife!"
"What the spum are you two doing?!"
"Mmmm, nothing -_-"
"I got 800 rounds for 20 bucks!"
"Was this the work of God...or of the devil?"
"Juthd hold on a thecond...I'll go fetcth you a towel..."
"Should we really go there?"
"C ya! :P"
"Ha, ha. Well now?"
Serpent231, and stolen from various
|Ready 2 Rumble With
Jojo's Firepro Cardinal Guilty Marvel Super WCW Heroes vs.
Capcom's Ultimate Super Big Bloody Neo Killer Mega Breath of Clayboomfighterbots
Fire Venture Power Pocket nWo Tekken Darkstalkers Ultra Street Fighter Ergheiz
Blade Force Calibur Kids Bushido Stone Kombat Turbo Hyper Fighting Mayhem
Championship Arena Sin Edition EX Plus Alpha Gear Gold Vendetta 2nd Edition
Strike Tag Tournament Edition 63 1/3: Night Warriors' Code Veronica Dreams
DX Premium G 2000 ...with DUAL SHOCK SUPPORT!
Serpent231, Justin McNeil,
ladies and gentlemen! Are you boys and girls, children of all ages ready
for The Smackdown Hotel Grind? You d-d-d-d-d-didn't know? Your spum had better
recognize and call somebodyyy! Ooooohh
yeeeaaaaahhh, MamaCITA! LATINO
HEEEAT! Quoth the Raven 4 Liiiiiife...Dig
it...doggy style! And that's not just the greatest, that's not just the coolest,
that's the best there is, the best there was, and the bottom line, 'cause
every little day, to be the man, someone's gotta smell what the Rock
is cookin'! Have a nice day, fruit booty slap nuts jabroni! 'Cause if you
ain't down with the 24 inch pythons, I got two words for ya that you'll never,
forget! Get it?
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU GOT IT!
Horizon, Our Lady Blink Kid Cyprus
Jimmy's Chicken Snoop Eminem has Notorious Everlasting Rage Against the Slipknot
System of a Reel Big Barenaked Gob, who Godsmacks Nine-Inch Death White Guano
Peace KoRn Cake Bizkit Manson
Shady Puff Rock 31182MXPX's
Wooden Dancing Iron Mythril Mithril Bronze Organics Katana Illumina Ragnarok
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