Ever wanted to see your favorite (or least favorite) Midgar Swamp-related characters duke it out? Well, you've come to the right place! Enjoy as these soon-to-be-famous people (or things) fight for their title of "best at (insert subject here)"!
| Match #1 | The Secondary Midgar Staff Members vs. The Unknowns - The Battle of Literate vs. Illiterate! And now, in 3-D! |
| Match #2 | Stone Cold Steve Caires vs. Kefka - The Battle of the Truly Perverted! |
| Match #3 | Yuffie Kisaragi vs. Evil Cid (w/ popcorn) - The Battle for the Most Evil Final Fantasy Character! |
| Match #4 | Miguel and Shahrukh Hafeez vs. Two Fat Chicks in Party Hats...in a Grudge Match! |