by JeffreyATW
10. It looks like you are a retired clown that got your wig dipped in mud (assuming your afro is brown).
9. People who decide at the last second not to commit suicide are more likely to fall on you for cushioning.
8. People will laugh at you if you don't have white bell bottoms on to go with it... oh heck, they'll laugh at you anyway.
7. Birds think of your hair as a vacant nest.
6. So do bats.
5. Afros take up lots of space.
4. Barbers secretly hide embarrasing objects in your hair while cutting it.
3. You can't wear that hat with the cute little propeller so easily.
2. Doors are much harder to walk through.
1. DISCO'S DEAD!