Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
You make the choice
by Pinchy the lobster and Agrias Oaks

Algus: You knave! How dare you tell a noble the chicken came first! It was the egg.

Cloud: Die Sephiroth!!! You mako injected freak!! Woah...... wait.... Isn't this about a chicken and an egg?...... Ahhhhhh ::one of his "headaches"::

Ramza: You disgraced my family!! Delita, you being a coward should know that the chicken came first!

Agrias: Chickenescence...... such a sad word.

Biggs: Hey, what a cute chicken ::pats the chicken. The chicken pecks him to death::

Yuffie: nice egg ::steals the egg::

Fujjin?: EGG!!
Rajjin: no fujjin, your wrong, ya know, the egg had to come first, ya know
::fujjin kicks Rajjin in the leg::
Rajjin: ow. ya know

Every GF:INPUNTED CHICKEN! YOU THINK YOUR SO POWERFUL?! SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT! ::kick the GF's @$$::
GF: YOUR TO POWERFUL! CAN I JOIN YOU?!

Squall: I don't care......
Quistis: Well you should care. Tell me, the chicken or the egg.
Squall: It's none of your...
Quistis and Squall: BUSINESS!
Quistis: Hehe.....
Squall: You know what? I wish you were an egg so I could-
Quistis: Crack you!!! Hahahaha....
Squall: Just leave me alone....

Zell: It was the chicken that came first, have you guys ever heard of egg hot-dogs? I think not! See... Chicken came first.

Irvine: I agree..... Besides, that delicacy of a dish is called CHICKEN-FRIED steak, not egg-fried steak.

Sephiroth: It was the egg, and now the unwanted chicken shall join me in the life-stream....
Cloud: Die!!

Pikachu: Pika-chicken!! Pi-chicken!!
Ash: Pickachicken?
Misty: I think it's Pikachu's way of saying the chicken came first, Ash.

Jessie: So, the chicken came first.
James: Yes....
Jessie: Well, if that thing's the one that came first, and it's still alive, it must be powerful! The boss will love it!!
James: Right, Jessie, let's go catch it. ***they run off to catch a chicken***

Laguna: Well I can't say for sure. As they say you can't count your eggs before they hatch
Kiros: Chickens! Laguna, you can't count your chickens before the hatch

Hart: You can't fool me! This chicken is really Cheep Cheep! ::hart is led out of the building:: Curse you parappa!

Barret: Shut up fool! Those damn shinra are sucking the life out of the planet and all you care about is a ^%$#@ chicken?! WHAT ABOUT MARLENE?!!??!

Parappa: Wait, I know! I gotta believe!

Hart: God I hate u parappa ::hart is lead out again::

Is it just me, or did this need some major fine-tuning? --231
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