By a CG Shrines fan

(Parody of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega)

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo Number Eighteen!

2, 3, 1 3 2, everybody in the car, so come on
Let's view the biggest art site around the corner
The boys say they want some art and cosplay
But they really want hentai, all boys are weak
I must stay deep because talk is cheap
I like Dota, Sakura, Rinoa and Lina
And as I continue you know they are getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg you my Lord
To me viewing it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good let me dump it, please set in the trumpet

A little bit of Naga in my life
A little bit of Edea by my side
A little bit of Tifa is all I need
A little bit of Lina is what I see
A little bit of Peorth in the sun
A little bit of Dakki all night long
A little bit of Arshes-Nei here I am
A little bit of Shrines makes me your man

Mambo Number Eighteen!

Scroll up and down, go move the cursor all around
Bulge your eyes to the screen, towards the computer make your back lean
Go one page to the left, and one to the right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
If they update the site, it's always nice!

A little bit of Selphie in my life
A little bit of Sophitia by my side
A little bit of Yurika is all I need
A little bit of Rika is what I see
A little bit of Sharon in the sun
A little bit of Aerith all night long
A little bit of Cammy here I am
A little bit of Shrines makes me your man

The trumpet!
Hey, look, it's a trumpet!
Huh huh... trumpet...

Mambo Number Eighteen!

A little bit of Deedlit in my life
A little bit of Chun-Li by my side
A little bit of Naga is all I need
A little bit of Cherry is what I see
A little bit of Sizer in the sun
A little bit of Shermie all night long
A little bit of Quistis here I am
A little bit of Shrines makes me your man

I would do it all to fall in love with girls like all
Because they can pose and they can smile
Shrines and me gonna touch the sky

Mambo Number Eighteen!

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