Midgar Swamp

The Midgar Swamp
Performed by Willy's People
Parody of YMCA by The Village People
Lyrics by Ragnarok

Hey now, although the Canyon is down...
I said, hey now, there's no need to frown,
I said, hey now, though Fraundorf's not around,
This successor will make you happy.

Hey now, there's a place you can go.
I said, hey now, when good humor is low.
You can go there, and you will be sure to find
Many IAQs, FAQs, and some good times.

Just head on down to The Midgar Swamp,
Just head on down to The Midgar Swamp,

It has everything a Canyon fan would enjoy,
All of the humor it employs.

Just head on down to The Midgar Swamp,
Just head on down to The Midgar Swamp,

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Hey now, you'd better listen to me...
I said, hey now, where do you want to be?
I said, hey now, this site's not what it may seem,
But please just know this one thing!

This was not done by one person himself...
I said, hey now, he badly needed some help,
Now just go there, and as Daravon would say,
Just simply, now: "This is the way!"

Just head on down to The Midgar Swamp,
Just head on down to The Midgar Swamp,

It has everything a Canyon fan would enjoy,
All of the humor it employs.

Just head on down to The Midgar Swamp,
Just head on down to The Midgar Swamp,

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Hey now, we needed Canyon songs and reviews,
A site for IAQs, FAQs and whatever we choose
I thought that Canyon humor would never survive.
It just had seemed so slight...

That's when this site was getting ready to be,
Like the Canyon, to the highest degree.
Now just go there, and as Daravon would say
Just simply, now: "This is the way!"

Just head on down to The Midgar Swamp,
Just head on down to The Midgar Swamp,

It has everything a Canyon fan would enjoy,
All of the humor it employs.

The Midgar Swamp...Just head on down to The Midgar Swamp.

Hey now, hey now, although the Canyon is down
Hey now, hey now, there's no need to frown.

The Midgar Swamp...Just head on down to The Midgar Swamp.

Hey now, hey now, although the Canyon is down
Hey now, hey now, there's no need to frown.

The Midgar Swamp...Just go on down to The Midgar Swamp.

Hey now, you'd better listen to me...
I said, hey now, where do you want to be?

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