Ode to Luna
Parody of Lola by the Kinks
By the Cute Animal Characters
I saw her after a special on Jenova
And I started to drool all over my sofa
S-O-F-A Sofa
She was featured on a station called UPN
Where they play bad sitcoms again and again after Luna
L-U-N-A Luna, lu lu lu Luna
Well, I'm not the world's most fanatical guy,
but when she came to Midgar, I dashed right outside
For my Luna, lu lu lu Luna, lu lu lu
Hey, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walks like a cat but talks like Britannia
My Luna, lu lu lu Luna, lu lu lu Luna
Well, we drank lotsa cream which was nice and dense,
We both sang on a large painted fence, suddenly
She gasped in horror and to our very eyes,
We saw Pikachu, who had filled the skies
Well, I'm not the world's most musclar guy,
So I almost fell off the fence
When I looked in his eyes,
Oh, poor Luna, Lu lu lu Luna, lu lu lu Luna
I climbed up the fence. I cursed and shook my paw.
Luna sat there in awe. As I used my Slot Machine.
I turned really big and I smashed in his face.
Oh, Luna was jumping, congratulating me.
I wanted to thank her, but I really had to pee.
Oh, my Luna. Lu lu lu Luna.
Seph will act mean to every boy and girl
He'll summon Meteor and try to blow up the world.
Look out, Luna. Lu lu lu Luna.
Well I went to UPN just a week before,
And I never ever kissed another cat before,
Luna smiled and took me by the paw,
She said, "Cait Sith, you won't believe who I saw."
I asked her what she meant and she told me,
"It's Artemis, my new boyfriend! See?"
Oh, no, Luna.
Lu lu lu Luna. Lu lu lu Luna.