The Top 10 Things Not to Say to a Cop
Contributed by Arthur Meneau

10. "Aren't you the guy from the Village People?"

9. "Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does."

8. "I pay your salary!"

7. "I thought you had to be in _relatively good_ physical condition to be a police officer."

6. "You're not going to check the trunk, are you?"

5. "Hey, you must have been doing 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!"

4. "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer."

3. "Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too."

2. "I was trying to keep up with traffic...Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are."

1. "Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in."

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