By Ranagan Labardine
(A short parody of "Shaft" by Isaac Hayes)
HIT IT!
Booomboombatwang boomboombatwang boomboombatwang.
Who's the gunblade toting squirt who's a classic introvert?
SQUALL!
You're daaaaaamn right.
Who's the SeeD who just won't quit...
Even if he's facing s#%t?
Squall Leonheart. Uh-huh.
I hear this Squall is one bad mother-
"-f#c(er?"
Thanks Quistis.
"I can dig it."
He's a Complicated guy and pratically everyone seems to understand him and his woman.
Boomboombatwang Boomboombatwang Booomboombatwang.