It's The End of the World and It's
Square's Fault
A vision, Cloud starts on a mission,
by Fred
Delles
Parody of "It's the End of the World As We Know It" by REM
(No, it's not supposed to make any sense.)
Fire, ice, a Bio 3, Sephiroth is not all free
Center of a time gate, blow up Lavos way late
Planet gonna die out, don't let yourself die out
Cast it with a bolt, stone, Break no, slow no,
Vector city crumbles 'cause Kefka's right, his sight,
Mutated dudes represent Parasite Eve
In a Central Park boss fight in a garden site
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with poor Aeris sinking down the pool
Squads and squads the SOLDIERs shoot all, call, deadly fall
Look at that Epoch! All, right.
Uh oh, Mako flow, Mideel sinks, what the hell, Lifestream well,
Nuke 'em all, have a ball,
Planet gonna die out, RPGs go call out
Summon with the rappin' and the high mystics in my light, right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, sleight, fight, might's right, playing games
psyched.
It's the end of the world and it's Square's fault
It's the end of the world and it's Square's fault
It's the end of the world and it's Square's fault and I feel fine…
Six o'clock, gaming hour. Don't get caught in Zozo tower.
Asteroid burn, return. Listen - Ultima's churn.
Leave him in prison and don't pardon, doom person.
Every decision escalate. Cast a turbo incinerate.
Strike a deathblow, strike a Runic. Step down, fall down.
Watch Ayla punch, punch.
Uh oh, it means Koorong, it's wrong. Saga Frontier's damn long.
Cheesy sub-quests, cheesy sub-quests, cheesy sub-quests in me.
Offer me some replay, offer me some FAQs and I'll be free.
It's the end of the world and it's Square's fault
It's the end of the world and it's Square's fault
It's the end of the world and it's Square's fault and I feel fine
I feel fine
It's the end of the world and it's Square's fault
It's the end of the world and it's Square's fault
It's the end of the world and it's Square's fault and I feel fine
The other night I dreamed a nice continental drift divide.
Balance, it's the word. Terra Branford.
Caller Rydia, Asellus and Aeris Gast. *
Bahamut Zero, Merton, Comet 2 boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam, but nuke, right? Fight.
It's the end of the world and it's Square's fault
It's the end of the world and it's Square's fault
It's the end of the world and it's Square's fault and I feel fine
(Background vocal: The last Ancients, all alone…)
It's the end of the world and it's Square's fault
It's the end of the world and it's Square's fault
It's the end of the world and it's Square's fault and I feel fine
(Last lines repeat)
(* - Yes, that's her real name before her father got killed.)